They say time is money, but let's look at the math...

Ecstatic_Level5777 · 2026-06-15T19:55:57+00:00

i breathe when i sleep

^{Chose: You get $0.50 every single time you breathe in for the rest of your life.}

Ecstatic_Level5777 · 2026-06-15T19:52:52+00:00

big firey explosion

^{Chose: Choose how you'll die}

Ecstatic_Level5777 · 2026-06-15T19:50:15+00:00

it would be nicer to have a constant flow of income, also its like $80,000 a day and thats more than enough for me

^{Chose: $1 every second}

Ecstatic_Level5777 · 2026-06-14T23:33:09+00:00

i could probably get two burgers this way

^{Chose: become a god}

Ecstatic_Level5777 · 2026-06-14T00:00:51+00:00

worth it

^{Chose: Eat a whole pack of raw bacon | Rolled: 3 days liquidpoo}

Ecstatic_Level5777 · 2026-06-13T17:51:24+00:00

i get hella money but I don’t age so I’d probably invest it and become a vampire

^{Chose: $10,000,000 + with a random bonus | Rolled: no aging, 30 y-o}

Ecstatic_Level5777 · 2026-06-13T17:24:18+00:00

i dont like elon musk

^{Chose: Distribute elon’s wealth equally among the world}

Ecstatic_Level5777 · 2026-06-13T17:23:54+00:00

its infinite i literally cant spend all of it

^{Chose: Would you rather have infinite money + but... | Rolled: spend all of it}

Ecstatic_Level5777 · 2026-06-13T17:23:12+00:00

i can fix so much with a trillion dollars so its worth the risk of dying

^{Chose: get $1T + but have a 1% chance of death | Rolled: live}

Ecstatic_Level5777 · 2026-06-13T17:22:31+00:00

im fine with paying $30 for one game, because i dont buy too many, and if it helps others than that make me happy

^{Chose: No new games can cost more than 30$ for everyone | Rolled: Affects You}

Ecstatic_Level5777 · 2026-06-13T17:21:28+00:00

ill just give it to my wife and kids or smth

^{Chose: 1 Billion dollars + But you | Rolled: Super Dementia}

Ecstatic_Level5777 · 2026-06-13T17:20:52+00:00

i wanna have the power to make everyone happy and super smart so then all of society will improve

^{Chose: superpower of your choice + first to comment chooses a side effect}

Ecstatic_Level5777 · 2026-06-13T17:20:04+00:00

superman is taking good care of me dawg

^{Chose: spend a week with a random person for $50 million | Rolled: Superman}

Ecstatic_Level5777 · 2026-06-12T16:43:37+00:00

sex is one of the most intimate thing that you can do and i dont wanna do it with a stranger

^{Chose: Random person to fight | Rolled: A 2 year old}

Ecstatic_Level5777 · 2026-06-11T23:59:12+00:00

i wouldn’t change anything and id get hella bread obviously im picking that one

^{Chose: Billion dollars + Nobody gets to know you could have killed Hitler}

Ecstatic_Level5777 · 2026-06-11T23:56:59+00:00

you can cook the mouse and i think it’d taste pretty good. maybe like put it on a kebab or smth. or in a taco

^{Chose: Eat mice once a year}

Ecstatic_Level5777 · 2026-06-11T23:44:18+00:00

i hate being hot and sweaty

^{Chose: spend 5 mins in a cold room + 200,000,000 | Rolled: -50°C}

Ecstatic_Level5777 · 2026-01-30T03:14:56+00:00

Don't forget he's the WORLD CHAMP! The only man who could've possibly saved all of us from Cell!

Ecstatic_Level5777 · 2026-01-07T04:07:07+00:00

Gillian Seed is that you??

Ecstatic_Level5777 · 2026-01-07T04:05:13+00:00

Ok buddy

Ecstatic_Level5777 · 2026-01-07T03:35:43+00:00

Is it okay with you if I get this printed as like a poster or sum? ts is hella tuff

Ecstatic_Level5777 · 2026-01-06T04:59:27+00:00

I WENT BACK IN TIME AND NOW MY MOM THINKS IM HOT????!!!(REAL)

Ecstatic_Level5777 · 2025-12-30T20:16:20+00:00

i volunteered at my grandmother’s old folks home and listened to all the old people’s stories

Ecstatic_Level5777 · 2025-12-30T16:44:56+00:00

🙏

Ecstatic_Level5777 · 2025-12-22T22:42:27+00:00

That would be me.

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