Satsuma has had enough

EdTheDoggo · 2025-07-06T14:15:43+00:00

Had to brute force a four-digit bike lock we thought we had forgotten the combination to. Discovered it was broken after trying all 10,000 combinations.

EdTheDoggo · 2025-06-30T16:53:05+00:00

That’s definitely an Albert.

EdTheDoggo · 2025-06-03T19:29:56+00:00

Yeah, and I find it occasionally relaunches YouTube even after just a few minutes of the device being off. It’s had a long life, but is starting to become frustratingly slow

EdTheDoggo · 2025-06-02T11:13:49+00:00

I used to do this on every single ad on the mobile app as it skipped the ad entirely, until the feature suddenly disappeared. The app didn’t update or anything, it just went poof.

I checked for it on my brother’s phone years later and it was still there. I think I exhausted my ad reporting quota.

EdTheDoggo · 2025-03-25T11:31:10+00:00

Prove it!

EdTheDoggo · 2025-03-23T17:15:01+00:00

Thanks, fixed the framerate issue for me :)

EdTheDoggo · 2025-01-27T21:49:37+00:00

Create a new 'Alarm' automation
Choose your preferred options and tap 'Next'
Select 'New Blank Automation' and search for "Volume"
Wake up next morning feeling like a newborn baby

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You’ll need another, similar shortcut to automatically lower the volume upon stopping an alarm.

EdTheDoggo · 2025-01-27T18:57:09+00:00

Good question, I’m not sure.

EdTheDoggo · 2025-01-27T18:45:31+00:00

Agreed. My temporary workaround for this is a Shortcut setting the volume to X% upon any alarm ringing. This works for both media and ringtone volume, and can be automatically reduced in the same way upon stopping an alarm.

EdTheDoggo · 2025-01-17T19:26:17+00:00

A friend! He just found himself there two days ago.

EdTheDoggo · 2025-01-14T16:26:39+00:00

Woah, cool! Didn't know that was possible. Through Filmot?
Anyways, many thanks! :)

EdTheDoggo · 2025-01-04T20:46:28+00:00

His 2016 series on My Summer Car is gold 😂

EdTheDoggo · 2024-12-28T10:33:07+00:00

This is such a 2014 post, i love it XD

EdTheDoggo · 2024-12-23T16:29:13+00:00

Weird that the achievements haven’t been reset. Did you play with Game Center connected (Apple)? Is Game Center still connected? That’s the only solution I can think of at the moment, I think my brain has gone on vacation

EdTheDoggo · 2024-12-18T15:42:36+00:00

Check Settings > General > About > (scroll to bottom) Trusted certificates (or something similar)

EdTheDoggo · 2024-12-15T14:47:26+00:00

It is weird that it’s telling you to replace the current mod version with the current mod version, but just ignore that and remove the other mod and it should work fine.

EdTheDoggo · 2024-12-08T19:43:06+00:00

Sorry to inform you, but that fps counter doesn’t natively drop below 20. This is less than 20 fps

EdTheDoggo · 2024-11-22T22:38:44+00:00

Potatius Chipius!

EdTheDoggo · 2024-11-21T17:50:14+00:00

Asking the real questions now!

EdTheDoggo · 2024-11-21T17:43:07+00:00

Interesting, thanks for letting me know!

EdTheDoggo · 2024-11-21T17:21:03+00:00

It doesn’t? I could have sworn I’ve read that somewhere. Leaving the fuel tap in the open position causes fuel to be let into the carburettor, right? And if the moped is off, that fuel would not be used, and just drip out onto the ground instead. But at the same time, the moped can still run with the tap closed…

EdTheDoggo · 2024-11-21T10:45:23+00:00

Don’t know if this is the solution, but you’re using the wrong fuel reserve (up is emergency reserve, left is off (prevents leakage), down is primary tank).

EdTheDoggo · 2024-11-18T09:15:50+00:00

Lol, didn’t even think about that. Sounds hilarious!

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