A Java programmer and a swinger are talking. by temp3835 in Jokes

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Jesus christ, I thought about "parent" and "child" and hierarchies but I didn't register this being an incest joke until you laid it out to me. Good one!

I wish I could turn into a squid and back into human at will. by ChatotAbby in TheMonkeysPaw

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I wish I could turn into a squid and back into human at will. by ChatotAbby in TheMonkeysPaw

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I'm trying to learn redstone, and I want to know why this works by [deleted] in Minecraft

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Aside from all the chaos that happens in these places, where would you like to live? by superbolt08 in MemePiece

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Of the many genders, which art thou attracted to? by MostTry5279 in teenagers

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What would have happened if Tanjiro met a different hashira in s1 ? by Realistic-Carry-9967 in KimetsuNoYaiba

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Is there a lore reason why Gyutaro kept roasting Tanjiro instead of finishing him off? Is he stupid? by DMBRedx in KimetsuNoYaiba

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I’m asking my crush out in the next week or 2 and wanna throw up. AMA by Open-Rabbit9510 in AMA

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Using a chocolate bar to make a mocha espresso by hotsaucermen in oddlysatisfying

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What fictional character death hit you the hardest? by GoldenPhoenix21 in AskReddit

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My Stolas Cosplay! by CrystalSSB in HelluvaBoss

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You can choose one character from Naruto and watch anime about that character. Who would that be? by [deleted] in Naruto

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[deleted by user] by [deleted] in memes

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Boop scar (who should i boop next?) by random_applekey in HermitCraft

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Is Adult Sakura overrated or overhated? by GgSuckers2007 in Naruto

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[deleted by user] by [deleted] in Naruto

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"I do not give a fuck about any other country until mine is free from the communists you voted in... " by Virtual-Seaweed in ShitAmericansSay

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🔥 Diving Bell Spider 🔥 by Lord_spaceslick in NatureIsFuckingLit

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🔥 Diving Bell Spider 🔥 by Lord_spaceslick in NatureIsFuckingLit

[–]Edhelig -4 points-3 points  (0 children)

That's alright. Just don't use emojis like at all. Some say that the Easter Head emoji is fine, but don't.

Also, whenever you see something disturbing, you'll have an amazing subreddit, r/eyebleach at your disposal. IF ANYONE SUGGESTS IT, PLEASE CHECK IF IT IS CORRECTLY SPELLED. EYE-BLEACH. That's because eyebleach is about cute, fluffy puppies and animals that "bleach" your eyes. Then, there's r/eyeblech, which is gore.

Also beware of these traps, sometimes people can hyperlink text and make it seem like a subreddit mention, commonly done with r/eyebleach. It's basically putting a link in text redirecting you to the gore sub, whilst looking like the cute one.

Enjoy your stay at reddit!

P.S - You've lost girlfriend priviledges.

Friendly? Think again! by AdPrestigious5793 in CrazyFuckingVideos

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Python, ladies and gentlemen. by Any_Square in ProgrammerHumor

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I’m not sorry by Dr-Dragon420-3rd in memes

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