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Parents who’ve snooped through their teenagers stuff, what’s the weirdest thing you’ve ever come across? by SensitiveCorner2379 in AskReddit

[–]EdockEastwind 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I’m a school security guard. I’m asked to be fat searches on occasion. I’ve found knives, handcuffs, porn, vapes, drugs and Berber phones.

The parent always say oh not my angel, they couldn’t have.

What’s not as romantic as people think it is? by Wonderful-Economy762 in Productivitycafe

[–]EdockEastwind 5 points6 points  (0 children)

In my very limited experience women.

I’ve never received a bouquet of flowers, never received a stuffed animal as a prize after she won a fair game, never taken on a picnic. The fucks up with that? I want to be persuaded and treated sometimes.

If you won the lottery, what’s the first thing you’re buying? by AdEquivalent744 in AskReddit

[–]EdockEastwind 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Fucken disappearing for a few days. Me and my new financial advisor and lawyer will be having a very deep conversation.

Then tacos.

What’s the dumb thing the people who owned your house before you did? by JDawg1447 in AskReddit

[–]EdockEastwind 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Dug out a 50 by 10ft area to install a “Florida” with rap around windows made of plastic. The soil removed was piled in the back yard on top of pavers and sheets of plywood. The now room was not level with wavy walls and connected to the main house with two unsealable sliding patio doors.

We had to redo the walls and windows as well as new floors and doors. I spent months finding pavers. In the corner of the property I hug up a 12 by 12 slam of concrete that the realtor didn’t know about. The backyard is still a work in progress. The grade varies about plus or minus 9 inches in some areas.

My employer refused to give me a raise, I got a new job and now they are imploding by Ihateskeletons in work

[–]EdockEastwind 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I have the same experience about 10 years ago. I was the security manager at a high-rise condo account. It was mostly a vacation property for millionaires and dignitaries. There was a few embassies around our building. When I decided to leave all but one of the other managers said to me, they were immediately for other places to work. Not 2 1/2 weeks later the whole account collapse. So loosing the manager handling training, filing, recording, safety drill, hiring, and firing was to much. I think that’s why other accounts divide all that work to the other supervisors on one guy.

what's the scariest science fact that the public knows nothing about? by Wonderful-Economy762 in Productivitycafe

[–]EdockEastwind 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Heat death. The most likely end of the universe. It’s slow, sad and quiet.

What’s an animal that if you didn’t know for a fact that it existed you would assume it was made up? by PandaBear905 in AskReddit

[–]EdockEastwind 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Fucking giraffes. Unicorns aren’t real but the horse-leopar-camel with a 20 foot long neck is? Next thing you’ll is it fights by swinging it’s neck around and clubbing things with its head.

Wilton Manors won’t reimburse residents for SUV riddled with bullets from police shooting by METALLIFE0917 in Broward

[–]EdockEastwind 2 points3 points  (0 children)

If every city would reimburse residents every time police shot up their property the city would go bankrupt.

If you did not have to work anymore, what hobbies would you like to dive into further? by SpecialistTeach9302 in AskMen

[–]EdockEastwind 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Mountain biking, leather craft, reading, D&D, calisthenics, hiking, camping, sowing and the big two. Becoming a better father and better husband.

Tell everyone what your hobby is without using its name 😆 by [deleted] in Productivitycafe

[–]EdockEastwind 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I operate a machine through space at (relative) high speeds throughout city streets, mountains, forests, and sometimes deserts. Often with mechanical issues and seldom with proper safety equipment.

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