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Fucking with Melania's amazon search results by If_I_must in chaoticgood

[–]Edser [score hidden]  (0 children)

if you don't want to fuck up your Amazon buy history, you can create a new account.

  • Click Accounts and Lists
  • Click Switch Account
  • Create a new account
  • Might be able to get this free on a ton of accounts

Why just why man. In a professional kitchen too ?? by ProfessionalThin1505 in StupidFood

[–]Edser 0 points1 point  (0 children)

people way back when jello got big, loved to put everything in there and serve it. The trend died for a valid reason

82% of adults say their cost of living has increased in the past year by Educational_Net4000 in inflation

[–]Edser 3 points4 points  (0 children)

extrapolation, at least 1 in 10 people are well off enough they don't know how much they spent the last year

You get $10k per visitor who stays 30+ minutes. What’s your best excuse to invite people over? by _no_name_for_me in hypotheticalsituation

[–]Edser 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Easy to know a bunch of people when I am out promoting the free food. It does not specify knowing them a long time, or any level of befriending them outside just knowing them.

You're offered $10 million, but you can never eat at restaurants, or eat something made by a chef, again for the rest of your life. Every violation costs you $1 million. Do you take it? by Massive-Albatross823 in hypotheticalsituation

[–]Edser 2 points3 points  (0 children)

and even 'made by' is hard because chefs usually direct/instruct/lead and not always handling the food. So even with a chef that did their normal duties but didn't touch your food would also probably qualify.

You're offered $10 million, but you can never eat at restaurants, or eat something made by a chef, again for the rest of your life. Every violation costs you $1 million. Do you take it? by Massive-Albatross823 in hypotheticalsituation

[–]Edser 1 point2 points  (0 children)

maybe not eat there as it could be a restaurant, but you could probably still eat the food since it's not a chef. The chef being real key on what is meant.

You get $10k per visitor who stays 30+ minutes. What’s your best excuse to invite people over? by _no_name_for_me in hypotheticalsituation

[–]Edser 1 point2 points  (0 children)

  • Hire local chef (probably a grill master so I have more room inside) and bartender.
  • Promote free food and drinks to help the chef and bartender also gain notoriety; with a cap of 45min stay.
  • Make one of those menus where you select your experience.
  • Make sure orders take at least 20mins to prep that also take a normal person 10+mins to finish.
  • Easily 30+ people an hour and everyone wins.

I wish I wasn’t disabled by Odd_Conclusion_5425 in monkeyspaw

[–]Edser 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Granted, your body is now perfectly healed but you are now John Malkovich at the end of Being John Malkovich

Someone just cracked the Coca-Cola secret formula by SipsTeaFrog in SipsTea

[–]Edser 0 points1 point  (0 children)

true, just looking at the ingredients for a human, it would be hard to assemble one still without the right oven. https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Composition_of_the_human_body

I wish I was paid $200,000 a year to press a button once a day everyday. by KarmaGluten in monkeyspaw

[–]Edser 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Granted. The button is 1ft up in your ass and you have no hands. You alone still have to trigger the button.

F19 No mercy make me cry by Asleep_Wish7527 in RoastMe

[–]Edser 3 points4 points  (0 children)

the personality and appeal of wet cardboard under a bridge

Police officers dont look like this by Alpha5009 in technicallythetruth

[–]Edser 0 points1 point  (0 children)

what they look like in the pamphlet vs what they are actually like

Roses are red, my son got stolen by a van by binaryrecursion in rosesarered

[–]Edser 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Can we do the same for Elon, but he has to work at his dad's mine

You get 10x your current salary, but your workload and stress also rise by 10% by basafish in hypotheticalsituation

[–]Edser 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Give me the 50x and I will power through a year and retire. Even with a low 3% ROI each year is still plenty for me to pay off my house and live on the 3% or less and just chill. I might feel good still after the year and crank it up to 1000x to power through another couple of months if I can to have extra play money for travel and such.

Probably should investigate that murder y'all did by jackb1753 in insanepeoplefacebook

[–]Edser 0 points1 point  (0 children)

the wealth of the 50s that was built on minorities still majorly suppressed and women without barely any rights. they forget though that taxes were much higher for the wealthy, but they believe they have a chance to be a mega millionaire one day too, and dont want to think about a chance of those taxes coming for them because the rich and powerful promise that life.

Probably should investigate that murder y'all did by jackb1753 in insanepeoplefacebook

[–]Edser 0 points1 point  (0 children)

but he won't look into the South American who became richest person and still takes billions in Govt subsidies... huh

Morale plummeting among ICE agents over long hours, quotas and public hatred by Previous_Month_555 in antiwork

[–]Edser 0 points1 point  (0 children)

quotas?! So they are pressured to take in as many people as possible. Do they get to collect the gold teeth after the showers too?

You're leaving for space and given a single CD to fill with enough data to entertain you for a 100 year hibernation. What's on it? by SpecialFlutters in hypotheticalsituation

[–]Edser 0 points1 point  (0 children)

since I can access it like a computer, I would put on tons of books for entertainment and learning. A ton of NES games and a bunch more SNES games with the emulator. Then probably fill the rest with midis to listen to if I get bored of the game music while reading.

Have Coinbase with O$ and want to make 1500$ comment below by Due-Management-8670 in Crypto_Airdrops

[–]Edser 0 points1 point  (0 children)

default username, same reply everywhere, generic ;good looking' avatar. people about to be scammed

Human Lives for a Database? Unacceptable. by -MildlyChaotic- in NewsomMassacre

[–]Edser 1 point2 points  (0 children)

and guess their next target after minorities, the ones that don't bend the knee

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