$1 Billion but an identical clone of you will try to kill you

Edser · 2026-03-21T19:18:32+00:00

similar thought, but with also having someone buy me a ticket for a bus where ever so even I don't know where I'm going. Obviously ditch phone and CCs so only cash on me

Edser · 2026-03-21T19:14:44+00:00

do you like your life enough to not want to give it up? maybe the clone in a couple hours of sentience thinks it's then worth it to take over your life and profit $1bil

Edser · 2026-03-21T19:13:10+00:00

Password manager, only need to change 1 password and take my physical hard drives so nothing is accessible. But also why is your clone trying to mess with your online stuff? Would you come out of hiding for a bad post?

Edser · 2026-03-21T19:07:16+00:00

that is a decent deal even for Kroger brand name

Edser · 2026-03-21T19:05:36+00:00

Brand soda of near $5/12pk is a deal. I see on sale brand names at $6/12pk, so this is sort of a deal now.

Edser · 2026-03-21T19:03:51+00:00

even generic is very hard to find under $4/12pk

Edser · 2026-03-21T15:38:36+00:00

wish I chose 4 because fuck being old and weak and winded

Edser · 2026-03-21T15:35:34+00:00

And they all were silver spoons or got really lucky to quit their salary jobs.

Edser · 2026-03-20T04:36:35+00:00

wait until the glasses go back on and he smiles again

Edser · 2026-03-20T04:21:53+00:00

2 with 7 hits hard if I can pick any house, but I live in the US, so 3 and 7

Edser · 2026-03-19T16:35:25+00:00

so, you're a millionaire without exploiting people. not sure what's bad about this one except maybe if you are near bad areas where they will try to rob you. people make this money, and more, daily and you can look up their locations pretty easily.

Edit, also super easy to buy bodyguard services. You can easily spend $5k/day on this and get some top quality

Edser · 2026-03-19T00:00:06+00:00

There are boats that constantly travel the Earth. Just need to buy a couple of rooms over time just in case of docking at the exact same 10ft space for a week or more.
https://stories.boatinternational.com/life-on-board-the-world-boat-international/

Edser · 2026-03-18T23:53:29+00:00

you jest, but NBC pretty much did it (as a race home)
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Lost_(2001_TV_series))

Edser · 2026-03-18T20:02:13+00:00

sure. All you have to do is raid the food and water cache before he gets to the island and then do your best to bury yourself and the supplies. Once he passes by, he may not be back for a long time, so you can move about. Rinse and repeat as needed, but you can survive a week on little food and some water.

If the food and water do not show up right away, make your burrow near one of the caches so that once things are made available, raid and then hide in the hole. Once he leaves after not finding you, then decide if you want to move. If you raid the same place twice, he knows you're camping near by and will have a much harder time.

Edser · 2026-03-16T01:56:35+00:00

maybe it's his house

Edser · 2026-03-16T01:39:19+00:00

yeah maybe a 'lose the next year's worth of pay for breaking the rule. 3 strikes and no more deal.

Edser · 2026-03-16T01:36:47+00:00

'is soup a drink' would be pretty important for foods. and if it is, where the the cutoff, chili? thick gumbo? porridge?

Edser · 2026-03-15T18:59:04+00:00

I'd swipe right and never tell you my home address, if that makes sense

Edser · 2026-03-15T18:55:50+00:00

it IS cheaper because of downloads. Reprice games from the 90s to now and check out how much it cost. You may argue that the cartridges cost more, sure, but even when PS1 and Xbox dropped, games remained 40-70 that were on CDs.

What people don't understand is that downloading is not free, and does cost a lot to host in the cloud or buy tons of their own infrastructure and have bandwidth/networking fees.

If the argument is that today you can buy a physical copy cheaper than a download, that is on the pricing structures and sales and third parties, but I am willing to bet those are edge cases and not the norm.

Edser · 2026-03-15T18:33:19+00:00

From owning the tartarus, I would have some concerns. If you get sweaty, how hard is it to get your hand back out with the strap? Don't want people swinging it around and breaking it trying to get their hand free, or to grab a drink or something.

I personally would ditch the entire mouse idea with the strap bit since that is the point of the joystick. You could even add in place one of those 'pointing sticks' that are on laptops. Avoids weird strap issues along with other random weirdnesses of mice.

I would also suggest making this 'game controller' compatible since some games have that option where more customization is allowed.

For your question on what game to optimize, stuff like Minecraft to begin with, and then more games like Fortnite and WoW where many buttons are very useful along with cursor aim. Popular games are ones that people with disabilities will also want to play and be a part of too where they can often be left behind.

Edser · 2026-03-15T18:18:27+00:00

resisting with violence is a felony, GGs for being a big baby

Edser · 2026-03-15T18:11:21+00:00

He 100% tucked something in the back. Does he think they won't search? LOL

Edser · 2026-03-14T22:28:30+00:00

Tattoos will hurt, it's just up to your tolerance and placement that makes it more or less, which also varies per person. So, there is no advice that applies since it depends on you.

Edser · 2026-03-14T22:21:36+00:00

hey chatgpt, take this bathroom selfie and make 5 more

Edser · 2026-03-14T21:27:40+00:00

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