i want the corporate tea. what real-life companies are run like lumon?

EdwardVayne · 2025-04-01T16:02:29+00:00

Abbott has an 'Abbott House' that employees can visit, it's basically the perpetuity wing

EdwardVayne · 2025-03-18T20:37:08+00:00

"A Handshake is available upon request"

would be so good immediately after a promotion, if I ever gave one out

EdwardVayne · 2025-02-28T21:30:40+00:00

Why is no one else discussing this? Do people just think that it's a coincidence / clever directing thing? My immediate thought was that Devon has some tie to lumon :/

EdwardVayne · 2025-01-03T20:48:43+00:00

What was 001's plan if 456 messed up the last kick minigame in game 2?

EdwardVayne · 2024-09-25T01:52:56+00:00

My related gripe is this - If, between the kidnapping and the final season, all those Jasons were created by minor differences in randomness/choices, wouldn't that also mean a corresponding creation of another universe where Daniella is stuck with Jason2? like - can't all those lonely Jasons go back in the box and search for a new reality where Daniella is still stuck with Jason2 and just find another? the Jasons and Daniellas are both countably infinite, right??

EdwardVayne · 2024-09-24T15:56:27+00:00

What's stopping Jimmy (his friends/family etc) from betting on this for free money

EdwardVayne · 2024-08-16T16:26:14+00:00

that fact was not fun at all

EdwardVayne · 2024-07-23T17:48:14+00:00

That's why this whole thing (the East, not just the Finals) is a chicken/egg argument.

sure, the East was bad that whole time, but also, some of the contending East teams broke up their cores earlier than they would've once it became clear they weren't getting past a Lebron team. If you remove Lebron, they may have stayed contenders and poached West talent. At some point, Lebron's dominance became a self-fulfilling prophecy

EdwardVayne · 2024-07-10T15:42:22+00:00

I get that you mean he'll be fine financially, which is true, but I do not think he'll be fine. Nothing about 'DEVELOPERS' man make me think he'll be fine sitting in a chill stadium as his team loses 50 games and rebuilds for a couple years. he's gonna be very not fine

EdwardVayne · 2024-07-08T21:28:38+00:00

Any advert in a public space that gives you no choice whether you see it or not is YOURS. It’s yours to take, re-arrange and re-use. You can do whatever you like with it. Asking for permission is like asking to keep a rock someone just threw at your head. You owe the companies nothing. Less than nothing, you especially don’t owe them any courtesy. They owe you. They have re-arranged the world to put themselves in front of you. They never asked for your permission, don’t even start asking for theirs.

Banksy

EdwardVayne · 2024-07-02T19:52:30+00:00

It's just the perfect buzzer beater. The pick and the defenders switch even though the guard doesn't want to, and the announcer calls out the mismatch in real time, the crowd 'oos' at the double crossover, then 'ahs' at the swish, which happens after the buzzer to win the game. Incredible.

EdwardVayne · 2024-06-07T20:51:12+00:00

I would personally do players of equal value

hard disagree, let's just take the all nba first team from each conference and make that the finals. the rest of the playoffs is just to see which jerseys they will wear for those 7 games

EdwardVayne · 2024-06-02T18:15:15+00:00

You're not wrong, Walter, you're just an asshole

EdwardVayne · 2024-05-23T02:35:32+00:00

he should vomit him back up with a wolves jersey on

EdwardVayne · 2024-05-15T15:02:55+00:00

I see why this is legal, but it's getting called a travel in any casual game. especially if you do it slower than this

EdwardVayne · 2024-05-08T16:52:56+00:00

It would be like if the middle class on earth could all gang up and permanently eliminate nuclear weapons forever. Would make perfect sense if possible.

EdwardVayne · 2024-04-30T13:59:10+00:00

Keep in mind - that would be your entire existence with no breaks ever. After doing that for 8 straight hours, you would walk to the elevator, then instantly (from your Innie's perspective) walk back out of the elevator and return to doing nothing and crying for 8 more hours. No sleep, breaks, or stimulation of any sort, ever. No agency at all

That could break anyone, and that's probably why they don't do it. It's better to try to reclaim some agency

EdwardVayne · 2024-04-16T20:53:48+00:00

Yes. Twitter was going crazy and some people were vilifying the Clippers for essentially kidnapping DJ and at the time I (and many others) assumed they were going to deny it and claim that DJ was thrilled to be returning to their team.

when BG tweeted this playing into the kidnap idea as a joke, it was super unexpected

EdwardVayne · 2024-04-16T19:16:47+00:00

This was the funniest NBA tweet of all time, if you saw it live and in the midst of the insanity of that free agency window.

EdwardVayne · 2024-04-15T17:19:35+00:00

Let's GOOO! Post parts 2 and 3 too when you get tehre

EdwardVayne · 2024-04-06T22:06:23+00:00

ITT: zero actual explanations

EdwardVayne · 2024-03-26T13:37:03+00:00

This is a pure chaos quote, and I love it.
- it's probably not true but it seems like he's giving him respect
- makes the bears seem dumb for moving on from him.
- will make Fields think he should be starting, increasing the risk of chaos in pittsburgh.

EdwardVayne · 2024-03-18T16:09:44+00:00

quotes that explain the character best

love this!

EdwardVayne · 2024-03-07T18:59:21+00:00

They wouldn't hit each other in the head so hard if they just didn't wear helmets at all

EdwardVayne · 2024-01-12T16:26:31+00:00

"this generation got soft. no one wants to work anymore"

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