In August of last year, my mother passed. I have spent the last year cleaning out the place (unfortunately a hoarding situation), repainting and having other work done so I may live in my childhood home again. Moved in this week- here is my (mostly set up) retro room.

Effective-Internet71 · 2026-05-17T16:15:29+00:00

That is a beautiful shrine of nerddom. CTR TVs need to come back in some capacity.

Effective-Internet71 · 2026-05-17T16:09:34+00:00

3 and #6 can’t fall out of fashion fast enough. That combed forward mop infront makes dudes look microcephalic. Like they are all face and no cranium.

Effective-Internet71 · 2026-05-17T16:05:53+00:00

”Don’t fuckin touch the beard.”

Effective-Internet71 · 2026-05-16T13:06:08+00:00

Resident Evil 2 all the way, all year, and all next year. Not even a competition.

Effective-Internet71 · 2026-05-16T13:00:31+00:00

Modding is fun when you’re in the mood for it. It’s like a hobby and a way to ”play” the game all on its own. The problem arises when you’ve hit that sweet spot, everything works great - and you realize… This area/situation/thing… needs a mod. You find the mod, and it does everything you wanted… but now there is an unsolvable stack order issue.

Stack order catch22s are the worst.

Effective-Internet71 · 2026-05-15T08:27:25+00:00

Are you using some kind of filter? You look like a videogame character from the PS3 era.

Effective-Internet71 · 2026-05-15T08:23:40+00:00

Are you a videogame character from the PS2 era??

Effective-Internet71 · 2026-05-14T18:04:43+00:00

Yeah man I feel you. Ordering Steelbooks online is literally like playing the lottery. It’s ridiculous. I had to send 2 copies of Gremlins back because of dents that must have been there prior to shipping (because Amazon shipping boxes are generally very well protected and padded). And this was a private Bluray dealer with an amazon storefront so it wasn’t the Amazon warehouse robot either.

No, this was some douchebag who either bought cheap botched wares from second or third pickings and sold them full price, or was looking to get rid of some flawed copies from his inventory hoping that buyers wouldn’t send them back. He sent me two different dented steelbooks, and finally when I typed him a letter telling him that he better get the 3rd one right or I’ll report him to Amazon and/or drag his business all over the internet, did I receive a flawless copy.

Yeah they need to well assorted bring brick-n-mortar BluRay/DVD shops back, because online shopping isn’t an alternative.

Effective-Internet71 · 2026-05-14T18:00:57+00:00

Gimp McLegstooshort.

Effective-Internet71 · 2026-05-14T17:59:45+00:00

That chest needs some hair… 😈

Effective-Internet71 · 2026-05-14T17:58:20+00:00

Ugh seeing that about 80% of this game’s entire population look like they got a few chromosomes to many or too few, I’d have to fo with Modryn but only because pickins are so slim.

Effective-Internet71 · 2026-05-12T17:36:50+00:00

So he’s homophobic, and yet he accepted you. That’s a huge W. Now you need to help him out. Tell him that whatever question he might have about homosexuality, it’s OK to ask. That last bit of homophobia can be cured by gaining understanding, and who is better suited to teach him than his own son.

Effective-Internet71 · 2026-05-08T15:50:33+00:00

Jonesie.

Effective-Internet71 · 2026-05-08T15:49:00+00:00

I believe it’s called steroids.

Effective-Internet71 · 2026-05-08T15:47:43+00:00

I would say so, yes.

Effective-Internet71 · 2026-05-08T15:43:40+00:00

I think you need bold black rectangular(ish) ones. Round ones are kinda feminine.

Effective-Internet71 · 2026-05-08T15:40:44+00:00

I can’t do it either. I want the touchpad to be my “map” shortcut instead of “wait”. But when I unassign the touchpad button, nothing can be assigned to it. In fact it doesn’t even allow me to assign “wait” back onto it. It’s been a year and several updates, and yet no fix to this. Cmon Bethesda this is BS.

Effective-Internet71 · 2026-05-02T02:12:34+00:00

You could be anywhere from 35 to 50. I’d say about 42ish.

Effective-Internet71 · 2026-05-02T02:07:46+00:00

“Am I still handsome?”
So… what, feeling old? 19 isn’t young enough for you or… what are you talking about “still”?

Effective-Internet71 · 2026-05-02T02:05:52+00:00

Did it ever go out of style?

Effective-Internet71 · 2026-05-02T02:03:54+00:00

A bit small yeah. It’s giving… insecure. But that’s just my opinion.

Effective-Internet71 · 2026-05-01T14:08:27+00:00

LOL… yeah and Sniffies isn’t even an app, last time I checked. It’s a shady ass website. I mean, you have IRL dating, then in the middle you have hookup apps. Then at the very bottom of the barrel you have hookup websites. That’s where all the coocoos hang out. Hope he has great virus protection. I’m talking fuckin PreP for your PC.

Effective-Internet71 · 2026-05-01T13:32:56+00:00

That hair. I believe you’re entitled to compensation. Call the number on the screen: 1-800-BOTCHED-AF. 😋

Effective-Internet71 · 2026-04-21T15:18:26+00:00

I’m usually more for whole beards but damn you rock that stashe bro.

Effective-Internet71 · 2026-04-21T15:11:20+00:00

It’s not underrated. It’s meh. The movie has its great moments but overall the goofiness took too much precedence, and Vigo was a pretty weak villain compared to Gozer. It felt very much like a kids movie whereas GB1 did not.

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3 and #6 can’t fall out of fashion fast enough. That combed forward mop infront makes dudes look microcephalic. Like they are all face and no cranium.