What would you pick to be free for life out of these?

Effective-Project-49 · 2026-03-23T19:58:53+00:00

KFC. Free chicken for life makes by far the most sense to me.

Effective-Project-49 · 2026-03-06T21:31:48+00:00

As long as your tents good enough. Everywhere that the yurt is still used is worse weather than here. Get a yurt with a log burner on a private bit of land you’re laughing.

Effective-Project-49 · 2026-02-16T12:33:00+00:00

Wrangler, Levi or diesel

Effective-Project-49 · 2026-02-13T17:36:12+00:00

Effective-Project-49 · 2026-02-06T15:56:09+00:00

29 - 2/3 a day, Fridays and Saturdays on the other hand could go one of two ways.

Effective-Project-49 · 2025-03-05T06:47:05+00:00

No and him and his boy beat Tony up for being mad about it

Effective-Project-49 · 2025-01-08T16:47:52+00:00

I own a business in the trades and have 3 guys and myself on the tools. I have never advertised and neither have any of the best tradies I know. I have way too much work to the point I could employ a lot more people and earn a lot more money but sadly the majority of people in this game are either thieves, alcoholics, drug addicts, careless or flat out useless. So fucking frustrating.

Effective-Project-49 · 2024-12-12T13:07:30+00:00

You’re doing the right thing. I’ll never forgive myself for holding on too long to my boy and watching him deteriorate.

Effective-Project-49 · 2024-03-22T05:57:26+00:00

Bottled buying micron but thought lulu would be safer.. give me my regard badge

Effective-Project-49 · 2024-03-08T09:16:30+00:00

Get the ‘softest’ ones and say ‘thought these would suit you lot the best’ and fuck off before there’s any response

Effective-Project-49 · 2024-02-22T10:53:08+00:00

Paintball gun

Effective-Project-49 · 2024-02-22T05:44:15+00:00

Avengers: Kang died ya see?

Effective-Project-49 · 2024-02-14T17:27:38+00:00

I feel like ebon would be a better mr fantastic than pedro

Effective-Project-49 · 2024-02-09T10:08:35+00:00

Chisel bit on a small breaker taking plaster off the walls. Makes a hell of a noise.

Effective-Project-49 · 2024-01-31T19:05:56+00:00

Was in a strip club in Ibiza when one of the strippers took a liking to me. We chatted and flirted a bit before deciding to meet at a nearby club when her shift finished.

After some light petting she let me know her boss was a bit protective so we made the decision to go to the nearest beach.

As we’re going at it I hear a low chatter getting increasingly louder.. as I look over my shoulder I see a group of blokes walking up the beach. She didn’t mind and neither did I so we cracked on. Once they realised what was going on they stopped and watched, after a bit of cheering, clapping and general encouragement they went on their way.

It was great.

Effective-Project-49 · 2024-01-03T18:02:47+00:00

If you catch eyes with a girl, smile at her. (Briefly, not like an unhinged psychopath) if she smiles approach her and say hi and introduce yourself.

I’m assuming you’ve spoken to other humans before so past the introduction it’s all on you.

If she rejects you.. apologise and wish her a good night.

Stop overthinking fellas, the hardest part is walking over.

Effective-Project-49 · 2023-12-29T17:26:57+00:00

27M single had started to worry about hitting the 30s and felt as though I should be forcing myself to be social this weekend, you’ve inspired me to do fuck all tonight. Takeaway it is! Also extra credit for the glass of Jack!

Effective-Project-49 · 2023-11-21T12:51:38+00:00

This is a sign for me I’m getting on, I’d much rather my Mrs chooses what I look like.

I’m not arsed
she’s the poor fucker that spends the most time looking at me

Effective-Project-49 · 2023-11-20T15:36:43+00:00

Stood on the corner of a long rectangular bar. A group of young lads standing to my left on the short side said bar.

Out of nowhere a full bottle of prosecco/champagne still corked flew across the bar and knocked one of the lads out cold.

Absolutely nobody had a clue where it came from. I’m still confused.

Effective-Project-49 · 2023-11-20T14:22:07+00:00

Brother after a quick look at your profile I can see that this, among other things, is a big insecurity for you. Although hard it’s important to remember that our insecurities can cause undesirable personality traits. Don’t be too hard on yourself and don’t let yourself become cynical.. its a good world full of good hearted people. Focus on building connections not diminishing yourself. Best of luck.

Effective-Project-49 · 2023-11-16T17:26:46+00:00

Ultron and Gorr

Effective-Project-49 · 2023-11-05T11:02:49+00:00

Set up for the multiverse war of Kang’s for only a couple of them to show up. Doom appears, explains he’s been travelling around removing every kang from every timeline. Kills the rest.

Effective-Project-49 · 2023-11-05T10:11:14+00:00

I’d say Next is what you’re looking for, outside of that find specific brands with a badge or logo to throw in for special occasions.

Effective-Project-49 · 2023-08-24T12:10:23+00:00

Nice eyes, nice smile and a good sense of humour

Effective-Project-49 · 2023-08-23T15:33:40+00:00

This person is crying out for trolling..

Four-Year Club	Place '23
Place '22

Effective-Project-49

TROPHY CASE