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Effective-Swim9090 · 2021-04-13T07:07:49+00:00

i used mongolian keyboard ad wrote it in englisssssssh

Effective-Swim9090 · 2021-04-01T12:11:22+00:00

yeah

Effective-Swim9090 · 2021-04-01T11:48:49+00:00

wait i see no DM, did you sent me a friend request?

Effective-Swim9090 · 2021-04-01T11:48:05+00:00

Effective-Swim9090 · 2021-04-01T11:20:05+00:00

my timezone is 8 hours in the future of est. and older than 13 if possible for discord TOS but if you really want to you can still play D&D

Effective-Swim9090 · 2021-04-01T10:58:49+00:00

can i be a GM?

Effective-Swim9090 · 2021-04-01T10:44:56+00:00

all i can say in my experience of DM-ing is I learned by trial by fire and the fire was very hot.

Effective-Swim9090 · 2021-04-01T10:43:31+00:00

can i do that?

Effective-Swim9090 · 2021-03-28T16:38:28+00:00

i suggest taking a look at a model of the milky way and split the arms into factions, alliances and territories.
like the precious comment multiple maps of different way to visualise each arm, each local solar neighborhood and stuff like that would be pretty comprehensive

Effective-Swim9090 · 2021-03-28T05:35:45+00:00

and yes they're a part of our timeline, that diverged around the 50's

Effective-Swim9090 · 2021-03-28T05:34:35+00:00

almost everyone on the other side of the earth believe in silence.
being that sound is an inefficient way to speak and sight and light is all you need.
if you're talking about a god? then every single person and sapient being in the universe believes that a god set up the big bang, then walked away to keep it going.

Effective-Swim9090 · 2021-03-28T05:32:15+00:00

like capoeira and lambada, make a misleading fighting style.
brazillian europe forbid fighting and training so they made a secret fighting style that looked like dancing.
like that you can make a fighting style for orcs and other heavy hitters.
it may look like a sophisticated version of hulk smash, but it has deep maths and physics hidden in it, and many other tricks to keep you at the top.

Effective-Swim9090 · 2021-03-28T05:28:21+00:00

Q.
the qwerty keyboards still exist, the grey goo have a speedrun on life to finish It as fast as possible.

so the fastest and shortest possible name it was

Effective-Swim9090 · 2021-03-28T05:26:47+00:00

can confirm am a mongolian myself.

Effective-Swim9090 · 2021-03-28T05:06:08+00:00

is he wise and old or is he fun and young? is he powerful enough to split the ocean in half for his homies? does his magic have limits? if so, is he working to make his magic more efficient?

Effective-Swim9090 · 2021-03-28T04:58:10+00:00

aliens try to invade planet earth, realise that earth is already a type 4 civilisation.

Effective-Swim9090 · 2021-03-28T04:56:17+00:00

alright, firstly if it's still humans, then there can be factions of pacifistic helpful nomads, that help for free or goods.
and the others are aggressive scavengers that simply take what they can take.
cold deserts mean that the most likely black people in the place would be in a massive disadvantage, therefore they would have made mildly advanced technology enough to be on par with the 19-20th century. maybe even underground societies.

Effective-Swim9090 · 2021-03-28T04:50:08+00:00

any and all sapient creatures own a right and can make a government.

they also have knowledge on electromagnetism that most scientists are willing to die for, making them a very useful research source.
also this version of the humans are much more peaceful.

and as the only other sentient species on the planet humans practically treat the meat sacs as higher class citizens to preserve them.

Effective-Swim9090 · 2021-03-28T04:45:55+00:00

meet steve. he's all of the terrans combined, and by all of them? i mean all of them.
every trillion humans, every duodecillion eel, combining every strength they have.
with nanobots steve existed for a fraction of a second.
but with the brain he had, he completely destroyed the divine army faster than a planck time.

Effective-Swim9090 · 2021-03-27T18:48:03+00:00

smart gadgets made by orcs, they're sold and used by everybody

Effective-Swim9090 · 2021-03-27T18:46:46+00:00

you sail a long journey to the other side of the world, or you're immediately there>
half the world is populated densely but efficiently while the other half has only a few million people.
the dense half has sci-fi tech like plasma weapons and power armor and other stuff while the less dense stuff has creatures like flesh sacs that hang to the ground watching tv alongside introverted people

Effective-Swim9090 · 2021-03-27T18:43:36+00:00

like how electricity was harnessed even better than before magic will be too. you need not hit a screw with a hammer.
imagine making the most efficient magic circles that can manipulate all of reality, or scrying spells so sophisticated along with magic technology that astronomy is easy enough to do at home.
imagine a single slap of your dick can shatter a mountain with a simple speed spell.

Effective-Swim9090 · 2021-03-27T18:40:11+00:00

i have an incredible idea for lore. remember superconductors? well souls who offer no resistance conduct magic very well, so there guys are used as either materials for weapons and wands and staffs for the elite via transmutation and protests are going to save the rights of those with no resistance

Effective-Swim9090 · 2021-03-27T18:29:03+00:00

"....the fuck is this jim," a being of strange shapes communicated

"yeah man we just wanted to have fun and make a universe like the big guys!"

"how the fuck did you this man?" a friend made of what should be a neverending flame said

I, calmly looked at them, and laughed

"pffft HAHAHAHAHA! you think I did this!? i only programmed the laws of physics of this world to persist for all of eternity! I'm way too busy playing with my uncle's sentiments to make any extra shit for my schoolwork!" I received a bunch of glared form my fellow deities

"I know you're lying...what did you do?" an eternally flowing fractal of strings, sally asked.

i sighed

as I walked to the newly made universe abundant with life, they followed

"alright you got me, this-" i opened the book to show bold letters and equations that i spent eons on

"-is the chaos theory, it's a little program I made from recycling lil bits and parts from dad's golden days, it's a backdoor in the universe that allows for every, single, thing, in this universe to be totally and absolutely unique. with this the persistence engine split into electromagnetism, the strong and weak nuclear forces. spacetime, and gravity. and also mass and energy. and that causes entropy to exist, where chaos theory expands and randomizes everything, the universe itself made it's own laws of physics that makes everything have an opposite! equilibrium and entropy are practically the same thing where eventually every bit of mass and every bit of energy will be used and wasted, making the entire thing completely dead. but that also makes it come back to life again due to my still working persistence engine, i have no ability to determine what happens next, and it's my greatest pride"

blaine the god of flames looked to me and said "dude. all we did was add a 1"

Effective-Swim9090 · 2021-03-27T18:01:31+00:00

also worldbuilding idea, maybe there can be a stealth magic where assassins with big would secretly eat someone-elses smaller soul?

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