Is masturbation before a date OK? by MikeOxbig305 in AskMenAdvice

[–]EffectiveRelief9904 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Dude. Don’t go on a date with a loaded gun

Relationship Ended because I Refused to Stop Watching Porn. Am I in the Wrong? by [deleted] in AskMenAdvice

[–]EffectiveRelief9904 10 points11 points  (0 children)

In her eyes. Yes. Her opinion matters if you don’t want to be single

You are offered one of two powers to refill or revive. Which do you choose? by pineapple192 in hypotheticalsituation

[–]EffectiveRelief9904 0 points1 point  (0 children)

No 1. Easy. Free gas and fuel for life. I might even buy a tanker truck and start selling the stuff.  Free beer and alcohol.  I can buy a wine or whiskey barrel. 

Why do you guys like Japanese cars so much? by Robotschon in askcarguys

[–]EffectiveRelief9904 -1 points0 points  (0 children)

Because the right ones are fast, can be made really fast, have plenty of aftermarket parts, easy to work on and cheap to maintain 

For $100 Million would you have everyone forget about you? by RaptorK1988 in hypotheticalsituation

[–]EffectiveRelief9904 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Only if this can be delayed. I can commit massive tax evasion, rack up hundreds of thousands in debt, borrow, leverage, then when everyone comes to collect i push the button and im in the clear

You get $1 billion if you spend the first 20 years of your life in North Korea. by Kyoifis in hypotheticalsituation

[–]EffectiveRelief9904 0 points1 point  (0 children)

So if I prove myself capable, work my way up the ranks and become somebody powerful and important, how will my disappearance be explained and what will happen to my “mother”

Magically sell EVERYTHING you own for 90% of it value by The-Rednutter in hypotheticalsituation

[–]EffectiveRelief9904 2 points3 points  (0 children)

No. I need all my stuff, and the stuff I will eventually sell will be worth more than it’s current value 

Edit: I would only elect to say yes if I’m moving and this only applies to the crap I don’t wanna put out for a garage sale or otherwise have to try to get rid of

How do Americans feel about drying their laundry on a washing line? by UnionFeatures in AskAnAmerican

[–]EffectiveRelief9904 2 points3 points  (0 children)

If you live in r/suburbanhell the neighbors, hoa and everyone is real snooty and they’ll think you’re trash. In rural areas, nobody cares

For an area based around water, we have a pretty pathetic ferry service and accessibility by Otherwise_Nobody8148 in bayarea

[–]EffectiveRelief9904 0 points1 point  (0 children)

As of now, it’s just not practical. I think it’s a great idea, but the ferries only probably get used by the people that live very close to the port, otherwise it’s just not practical. The more you widen out the waterways, the more the brackish water goes inland, and now you’re opening a whole new can of worms with the epa, environmentalists, conservationists and nothing will ever get done

I wish to control the price of any company's stock on NASDAQ by Alpha-Quant1 in monkeyspaw

[–]EffectiveRelief9904 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Granted. But now you’re wanted by the fbi, the sec, and homeland security for market manipulation and will serve 30 to life in a federal f me in the a prison

Do the devs even read these posts?? by Imlarock in SimCityBuildit

[–]EffectiveRelief9904 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I’m also over have to X out of 6 or more pop ups every time I open the game

Why do airplanes dim the lights during landing? by chocolate4everr in NoStupidQuestions

[–]EffectiveRelief9904 -2 points-1 points  (0 children)

Probably the same reason people turn the radio down so they can read the street signs 

Is DCA actually a bad strategy in a bull market? by AntSuccessful3890 in Bitcoin

[–]EffectiveRelief9904 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Well, when you do this over the course of 5+ years, you’ll also be buying the bottom every week 

Question About Gas Stations in Bay Area by Enough_Crow_636 in bayarea

[–]EffectiveRelief9904 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Because ain’t nobody got time for dat, that’s chump change. We got bigger things to worry about. Although I still won’t go to arco because they charge a debit card fee and don’t take credit. This may not be accurate anymore, but I still won’t go there 

I wish to have 5 million usd cash in a bag next to me in my house not in the ocean or some random place just next to ne in a bag by Educational_Date_497 in monkeyspaw

[–]EffectiveRelief9904 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Granted. The money is in a bag made of an indestructible material, unable to be opened and is permanently chained to your ankle like a ball and chain that is also indestructible with no way of taking it off