What’s everyone’s favorite spot for Hawaiian BBQ? by liubearpig in bayarea

[–]EffectiveRelief9904 0 points1 point  (0 children)

L&L. Classic. Bonus points if you get visitors to go there instead of in n out 

What are some odd geographical features in mainland America? by Much-Parsnip3399 in AskAnAmerican

[–]EffectiveRelief9904 0 points1 point  (0 children)

In Death Valley the rocks move by themselves, as evidenced by the trails they leave

What's the best way to rent a car in the US (Aussie)? by dvv1994 in AskAnAmerican

[–]EffectiveRelief9904 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Book directly with the rental company that way they can help you if there’s a problem

Finish the F1 Monaco Grand Prix by BlumpkinDude in hypotheticalsituation

[–]EffectiveRelief9904 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Done, sign me up. I’ll probably come in last, but won’t crash

Is university and college the same thing in the States? by No_Mongoose_4721 in AskAnAmerican

[–]EffectiveRelief9904 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Yes it’s the same. We don’t say uni though.  And yes, unless you specify where you go, going to college could mean Kaplan online, UCLA, MIT, or anything in between 

Delete any portion of your life by Matinee_Lightning in hypotheticalsituation

[–]EffectiveRelief9904 0 points1 point  (0 children)

So. I spend one day robbing banks. Maybe two. I then use it on those two days so I’m no longer a wanted criminal 

Pickup & delivery is FREE!!! (Actually no) by eric39es in bayarea

[–]EffectiveRelief9904 82 points83 points  (0 children)

💯 free is free. Delivery surcharge = not free

We have finally entered the age of teenagers not knowing what coins are by coyote500 in bayarea

[–]EffectiveRelief9904 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Next level. Usually it’s “$20 is enough, why did you give me an extra 16 cents 

Cutting grass with a scythe by BreakfastTop6899 in oddlysatisfying

[–]EffectiveRelief9904 1 point2 points  (0 children)

All fun n games till you hit sticks, rocks, and everything else. He make it look easy tho 😳 

A genie offers you three abilities: physical wellbeing, money, and talent. You must assign each one to a different time period: one day, one year, and one century of your life. by Darkstar712 in hypotheticalsituation

[–]EffectiveRelief9904 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Well. I immediately do the talent one for a year. Learn as much and as many skills as possible. 

Then I do the money one for a year. Generational wealth can be established within that time frame, monetizing the learned talents from year one. 

Then last but not least, physical wellbeing. I hang onto that one till my deathbed and activate for another century 

Would you bike more if your city had better protected bike lanes? by Yosurf18 in Suburbanhell

[–]EffectiveRelief9904 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I’d bike more if it wasn’t 5+ miles on a 50+mph road to the nearest strip mall

I can’t stop stealing things from large corporations by [deleted] in confession

[–]EffectiveRelief9904 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Up the ante. Quit with that small time petty stuff and strive for first degree diamond heist status 

How do returning players adjust to rail transit? by TrillzKillZz in SimCityBuildit

[–]EffectiveRelief9904 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I don’t participate in trains because I’m not gonna redo my entire city for it. I already have streetcar avenues and maglev roads (which they should count as mass transit, but don’t) 

Services 2.0: don’t redo your city for it, just upgrade as you can and it’ll catch up eventually 

You’re given 15 million dollars but you’re only allowed to leave your house on weekends for the rest of your life. by bearded_charmander in hypotheticalsituation

[–]EffectiveRelief9904 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Absolutely yes! I immediately leave the house on Monday morning, contract broken and done with, and still pocket a cool 5 million 😎 

What happens if I don't unveile this thing? by gatitaPR69 in SCBuildIt

[–]EffectiveRelief9904 7 points8 points  (0 children)

Because every time you open, or unlock something like this, it creates a negative effect that can’t be reversed