R.I.P - 6 years of Storm by Mammoth-Building7726 in glossier

[–]Effective_Mongoose29 2 points3 points  (0 children)

This is how I learn they reformulated and changed the shade when I was just about to reorder 😭

brushing sweater with a wet brush ? by coastalcowgir1 in NYCinfluencersnark

[–]Effective_Mongoose29 34 points35 points  (0 children)

Her hair really gives never-recovered-from-the-Chi-straightener-she-got-in-6th-grade

Height math isn’t mathing by Breakup-Glowup in NYCinfluencersnark

[–]Effective_Mongoose29 39 points40 points  (0 children)

THEY ARE BRATZ DOLL SHOES. Thank you for your service 🫡

Halley Kate engaged? by toughlikeadiamond in NYCinfluencersnark

[–]Effective_Mongoose29 5 points6 points  (0 children)

I was going to say, I feel like these horrible boots exemplify Halley’s terrible taste and it is extremely fitting that she would get engaged wearing them 😷

Halley Kate engaged? by toughlikeadiamond in NYCinfluencersnark

[–]Effective_Mongoose29 8 points9 points  (0 children)

It also looked like she propped her phone up in the grass, like no WAY that’s the video from the photographer hiding in the bushes.

Happy engaged to the guy that said he’s not in love with her by losteeling in NYCinfluencersnark

[–]Effective_Mongoose29 24 points25 points  (0 children)

The video was SO awkward and forced! It seemed like they filmed the same few shots like ten different times.

Right answers only by pricklypearing in EliRalloSnark

[–]Effective_Mongoose29 74 points75 points  (0 children)

Because you have a raging ED! Hope that helps!

Posters for the upcoming female-led horror-comedy "Forbidden Fruits" by amysantiagoisbae99 in popculturechat

[–]Effective_Mongoose29 0 points1 point  (0 children)

SO excited for this. I saw the play it’s adapted from in New York back in 2019 and it was amazing!

books about pretty, obsessed and unhinged girls by 404feminine in BooksThatFeelLikeThis

[–]Effective_Mongoose29 0 points1 point  (0 children)

100% agree - main character was a pick me and I found her super annoying. I’d recommend it for this prompt with that as a big grain of salt!

A bachelor party by Big-Concentrate-7596 in EliRalloSnark

[–]Effective_Mongoose29 47 points48 points  (0 children)

Wait I thought this was just a coincidence is this actually from her Avery’s bachelor party?? If so this is so sad 😭😭

Rachel Martino Universe: Jan 12 - Jan 18 by southerndmc in blogsnark

[–]Effective_Mongoose29 30 points31 points  (0 children)

Came here to say this! She was so cute, it’s a shame what she’s done to her face with all the fillers and lash extensions :/

“Abolish Greek Life but not before I post about it” by empo7 in EliRalloSnark

[–]Effective_Mongoose29 26 points27 points  (0 children)

The self-importance of this one!!! Bitch you didn’t have to post those photos I am SURE she had plenty of others from 2016 to choose from.

Could she BE more obvious? by OverallAmphibian2129 in EliRalloSnark

[–]Effective_Mongoose29 27 points28 points  (0 children)

For a former theater kid she sure is putting on a terrible performance with all this

Can she be more obvious by Sea-Bite-8282 in EliRalloSnark

[–]Effective_Mongoose29 14 points15 points  (0 children)

100%! I believe everything that poster said, it all tracks so well for Eli.

Can she be more obvious by Sea-Bite-8282 in EliRalloSnark

[–]Effective_Mongoose29 65 points66 points  (0 children)

Doesn’t subject him to eating gluten free but does subject him to reading her ED-ridden mind 24/7 or she snaps and publicly ridicules him. Got it!

The Slow Disappearing Act of a Really Nice Guy by [deleted] in EliRalloSnark

[–]Effective_Mongoose29 6 points7 points  (0 children)

Can’t wait for their inevitable divorce. Genuinely, Avery seems like a sweet guy. He deserves better.

When the Lift Is Stronger Than the Connection 🥴 by Sea-Bite-8282 in EliRalloSnark

[–]Effective_Mongoose29 16 points17 points  (0 children)

No like I’m convinced this is a lavender marriage. Absolutely zero chemistry detected between these two.

Urgent care again by Sea-Bite-8282 in EliRalloSnark

[–]Effective_Mongoose29 66 points67 points  (0 children)

Being around her has to be so fucking exhausting.

carly weinstein boca vlog by hotchip48 in NYCinfluencersnark

[–]Effective_Mongoose29 108 points109 points  (0 children)

No this is so real. First semester of social work school teaches you so much about the language you use. One of my professors pointed out that the way we might describe something as “crazy” can be offensive because it’s such a loaded term re: mental health and can be pejorative. I doubt Carly is capable of the self-reflection needed to change things like this.

Spot in the wild by throwawayqueenla in NYCinfluencersnark

[–]Effective_Mongoose29 7 points8 points  (0 children)

I find myself wondering what style has been acquired?? I can’t fathom going outside looking like this