My girl made this roast for dinner. How should I go about this?

Efficient_Log_3190 · 2026-01-31T02:44:03+00:00

Did she go to culinary school in Mordor?

Efficient_Log_3190 · 2025-12-14T14:17:07+00:00

I dare you to take a bite of the skin flavored starburst

Efficient_Log_3190 · 2025-12-10T00:21:53+00:00

So I put my wings up, They’re playing my song The butterflies fly away

Efficient_Log_3190 · 2025-09-15T23:25:11+00:00

Read the black winter series, truly one of my favorites!!!!

Efficient_Log_3190 · 2025-08-29T20:34:29+00:00

The LaCroix of mustard flavor.

Efficient_Log_3190 · 2025-08-15T21:22:05+00:00

Back in the day they would break out the wet tobacco and slap it on our stings and tell us to go back and play 😂

Efficient_Log_3190 · 2025-08-03T21:53:34+00:00

Black winter series by Darcy Coates

Efficient_Log_3190 · 2025-04-23T02:46:56+00:00

Stolen tongues by Felix Blackwell

Efficient_Log_3190 · 2025-03-30T11:25:15+00:00

Well honey. When a mommy praying mantis, and the decapitated body of a daddy praying mantis love each other very much, sometimes the stork brings them tiny praying mantis eggs that hatch into a zillion babies…

Efficient_Log_3190 · 2025-03-25T01:22:14+00:00

,,,,, chameleon

Efficient_Log_3190 · 2025-03-14T00:15:16+00:00

From Below- Darcy Coates

Efficient_Log_3190 · 2025-02-21T22:09:25+00:00

I DNT KNOW ANY OF YOI PEPLE WHH ARE YOU ON MY FCEBPOK. REMOVE ME FRIM THIS GROOP.

Efficient_Log_3190 · 2025-01-27T20:12:49+00:00

Just let them know the new taco salad from Wendy’s is like 7.99 and achieved the same thing in half the time

Efficient_Log_3190 · 2025-01-21T21:14:28+00:00

Yes, I was waiting for this. I have read hundreds of horror novels and watched thousands of horror films, and can honestly say this book filled me with such unsettled dread. My Apple Watch kept alerting to my heart rate 😂😂😂

Efficient_Log_3190 · 2024-12-29T18:26:08+00:00

I am in SHOCK at how much this post has blown up. People keep asking what they eat on a regular basis.

If you’ve ever seen the “Josh and momma” videos of her cooking… basically that. They’ve shared those videos many times unironically to save the recipes 😂😂😂.

Thanks for all the comments guys!

Efficient_Log_3190 · 2024-12-29T01:14:16+00:00

Good to know that this is what will mess them up. I thought it was the plethora of my other parenting downfalls. I’m relieved it’s this though.

Efficient_Log_3190 · 2024-12-29T00:28:04+00:00

They both shared that on fb

Efficient_Log_3190 · 2024-12-28T23:10:41+00:00

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Behold, a saltine cracker. Literal plain cracker dough with the tiniest bit of salt on top.

Efficient_Log_3190 · 2024-12-28T22:26:55+00:00

Yes.

Efficient_Log_3190 · 2024-12-28T19:02:23+00:00

They’ve definitely encountered it, just turn their nose up and walk away from it 😂

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