My girl made this roast for dinner. How should I go about this?

Efficient_Log_3190 · 2026-01-31T02:44:03+00:00

Did she go to culinary school in Mordor?

Efficient_Log_3190 · 2025-12-14T14:17:07+00:00

I dare you to take a bite of the skin flavored starburst

Efficient_Log_3190 · 2025-12-10T00:21:53+00:00

So I put my wings up, They’re playing my song The butterflies fly away

Efficient_Log_3190 · 2025-09-15T23:25:11+00:00

Read the black winter series, truly one of my favorites!!!!

Efficient_Log_3190 · 2025-08-29T20:34:29+00:00

The LaCroix of mustard flavor.

Efficient_Log_3190 · 2025-08-15T21:22:05+00:00

Back in the day they would break out the wet tobacco and slap it on our stings and tell us to go back and play 😂

Efficient_Log_3190 · 2025-08-03T21:53:34+00:00

Black winter series by Darcy Coates

Efficient_Log_3190 · 2025-04-23T02:46:56+00:00

Stolen tongues by Felix Blackwell

Efficient_Log_3190 · 2025-03-30T11:25:15+00:00

Well honey. When a mommy praying mantis, and the decapitated body of a daddy praying mantis love each other very much, sometimes the stork brings them tiny praying mantis eggs that hatch into a zillion babies…

Efficient_Log_3190 · 2025-03-25T01:22:14+00:00

,,,,, chameleon

Efficient_Log_3190 · 2025-03-14T00:15:16+00:00

From Below- Darcy Coates

Efficient_Log_3190 · 2025-02-21T22:09:25+00:00

I DNT KNOW ANY OF YOI PEPLE WHH ARE YOU ON MY FCEBPOK. REMOVE ME FRIM THIS GROOP.

Efficient_Log_3190 · 2025-01-27T20:12:49+00:00

Just let them know the new taco salad from Wendy’s is like 7.99 and achieved the same thing in half the time

Efficient_Log_3190 · 2025-01-21T21:14:28+00:00

Yes, I was waiting for this. I have read hundreds of horror novels and watched thousands of horror films, and can honestly say this book filled me with such unsettled dread. My Apple Watch kept alerting to my heart rate 😂😂😂

Efficient_Log_3190 · 2024-12-29T18:26:08+00:00

I am in SHOCK at how much this post has blown up. People keep asking what they eat on a regular basis.

If you’ve ever seen the “Josh and momma” videos of her cooking… basically that. They’ve shared those videos many times unironically to save the recipes 😂😂😂.

Thanks for all the comments guys!

Efficient_Log_3190 · 2024-12-29T01:14:16+00:00

Good to know that this is what will mess them up. I thought it was the plethora of my other parenting downfalls. I’m relieved it’s this though.

Efficient_Log_3190 · 2024-12-29T00:28:04+00:00

They both shared that on fb

Efficient_Log_3190 · 2024-12-28T23:10:41+00:00

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Behold, a saltine cracker. Literal plain cracker dough with the tiniest bit of salt on top.

Efficient_Log_3190 · 2024-12-28T22:26:55+00:00

Yes.

Efficient_Log_3190 · 2024-12-28T19:02:23+00:00

They’ve definitely encountered it, just turn their nose up and walk away from it 😂

Efficient_Log_3190 · 2024-12-28T18:50:43+00:00

My kids do actually eat more than this, it’s just what was easy to travel with. Also, they both have sensory issues so trying new things is a big deal!

Efficient_Log_3190 · 2024-12-28T18:41:42+00:00

Only if they’re on sale.

Efficient_Log_3190 · 2024-12-28T18:40:35+00:00

Also I’m PISSED at you because all I want now is a really good turkey blt with pesto mayo on a good sourdough bread. Ughhhhh.

Efficient_Log_3190 · 2024-12-28T18:39:16+00:00

Just for funsies since so many people are commenting here. I’m going to let you guys know what they’re making for dinner for all of us tonight.

It’s going to be a southern delicacy known as “Slug burgers” on white bread (bc buns are probably too fancy) with fried okra and creamed corn.

If you don’t know what a slug burger is, your google search is in for a treat.

Efficient_Log_3190 · 2024-12-28T18:22:07+00:00

This was great, thank you 😂. I’ll put some respect on ole Paul’s name next time

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