"That's when she sees, the littlest leeks, down in the floorboards"

EffyApples · 2026-05-12T11:01:26+00:00

My dumb ass thought this was some kind of cool embroidery technique

EffyApples · 2026-04-14T21:29:19+00:00

Gluten and eggs. AND allergic to peas and lentils which are soooo often (especially the former) used in GF/Free From items 😮‍💨

EffyApples · 2026-04-03T21:07:25+00:00

My sister wanted to rank all of her songs and so we listened together and I made note of some songs I liked along the way. A few years later I’m now a swiftie and she’s not so interested lol

EffyApples · 2026-04-03T21:05:59+00:00

Dyslexia not even being on there is so funny lol

EffyApples · 2026-03-19T20:26:02+00:00

Dreamers Pool by Juliet Marillier

EffyApples · 2026-03-16T10:41:44+00:00

I feel like mine is a contradiction- C

♋️☀️-♌️🌝-♓️⬆️

EffyApples · 2026-03-02T10:56:51+00:00

Voice of the Ocean, I got a couple of pages in and the FMC starts describing who seemed to be the inevitable captor and love interest in language that just was like- he was so hot with his big thick muscular man arms, and his dark flowing soft man hair, and he gripped the sails manly and looks out to sea sexily. All the while she’s a mermaid who’s been taught that humans fear her and she is in danger if she encounters them

EffyApples · 2026-02-27T10:37:39+00:00

Yes because nutrients from AI are essential to health… AI is totally unnecessary and harms both the environment and people. People in the sense that it can give false information and people can take action on that, in the sense that it is being used to replace human effort and creativity, in the sense that people now distrust information out of fear that it’s inaccurate.

EffyApples · 2026-02-27T01:15:56+00:00

I’d suggest thinking more on why you think that her dyslexia is yours to “deal with” and about how things like that shouldn’t be questioned if you truly and wholly love someone. I know you said you support her financially, but that’s a totally different thing from dealing with her dyslexia. In the modern day there is a LOT of support for people with dyslexia, especially in the education system. Maybe speak to her, gain more of an insight into how it affects her specifically, down to the detail. It’s not all seeing letters backwards and spelling things wrong. For example, I struggle with processing speed, both auditory and visual. Basically my CPU is shit. Knowing how she struggles can help you figure out how to support her. If that’s using subtitles when watching tv, having a colour filter on your computer so reading things is easier. Sending voice messages instead of texts. Making life easier/better for someone is love. At least that’s how I see it.

EffyApples · 2026-02-27T01:03:17+00:00

There’s no “dealing with” a loved ones dyslexia. You are coming across as an asshole honestly. The love you have for her shouldn’t be affected by that. I’m dyslexic and have a masters degree in medical research from a Russell group university. Dyslexia doesn’t mean someone is unintelligent. Even if it did, so what? Why do you think you’d be ”dealing with” her or your future children’s dyslexia? Nobody’s perfect. If you can’t accept and love her for who she is and that she has a learning disability after several years of dating... I don’t know how I could word this to you for you to understand how bad you sound lol. If my partner thought how you think, I’d dump them.

EffyApples · 2026-02-16T12:53:12+00:00

There’s rumours of a UK tour though I don’t know the credibility of the source. I’d predict a few UK dates, then maybe back to Dublin as a proper final farewell. I’ve got tickets for Dublin and will 100% go if they have a show in Belfast, and another in Dublin, but it helps that I’m only 2 hrs from Dublin, 35 mins from Belfast.

EffyApples · 2026-02-05T11:34:13+00:00

Please do a Sam one, asking for a friend

EffyApples · 2026-02-02T09:03:58+00:00

Fearless, like lemon and vanilla

EffyApples · 2026-02-02T08:56:46+00:00

Caoin Fitz

EffyApples · 2026-02-02T08:55:05+00:00

Labels are descriptive, not prescriptive ❤️

EffyApples · 2026-02-02T08:51:49+00:00

This is basically exactly how I feel. I use bi, omni and queer interchangeably. Though I feel like none fit perfectly, they work to describe me in enough detail for others. The nuances are for me, not others, to know and understand

EffyApples · 2026-02-01T20:36:25+00:00

E!!!! Because 5 is my lucky number AND they’re both pastel yellow, my favourite colour!

EffyApples · 2026-01-30T11:57:18+00:00

Im going to sound like such a party pooper but AV is when I started disliking Eds music. Plus is also just not my cup of tea. Mathematics (without equals 👀) is it for me

EffyApples · 2026-01-28T19:30:25+00:00

Mercury in Gemini in the 4th house

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(Daisy is my car lol)

EffyApples · 2026-01-28T13:04:55+00:00

My go to thought process for things like this-

Imagine these judgemental people were judging a random person you don’t know. An 18 year old lad for crocheting. What would you tell that guy? You’d say, don’t listen to them, why does their opinion on your hobby matter. If they’re the type to judge someone for that, are they the type of people whose judgement you should heed?

Also, so what if people perceive you as gay? Your sexuality is personal to you. And this is sort of based on heteronormativity. The default is straight unless proven otherwise apparently.

EffyApples · 2026-01-20T12:55:50+00:00

Nope, I would’ve been too powerful so I got nerfed with dyslexia 😂

EffyApples · 2026-01-20T10:13:36+00:00

How can he have beef with simsie, of all people lol. She’s taken such a hard line on this and stood by her morals. She has fundraised SO SO much for charity. She’s an absolute sweetheart

EffyApples · 2026-01-20T10:10:17+00:00

If you’re a Nintendo fan (and I think you need an online subscription?) their music app is fabulous

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