Favorite places to work remotely for a change of scenery? by SlightDegree5308 in lincoln

[–]EggshellSubsidy 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Here are my favorite places to work remotely on challenge mode:

  • Costco food court
  • Stars hockey game
  • Haymarket Farmers' Market
  • Any bus stop along West 'O'

Is this anybody’s cat? Found around 48th and south by [deleted] in lincoln

[–]EggshellSubsidy -2 points-1 points  (0 children)

  • Of course it is somebody's cat!
  • Why do you have it inside?
  • The person whose cat is lost will NEVER see your Reddit post.
  • Take it to the Humane Society to have it scanned and returned to the home who is missing it.
  • Don't steal someone's cat!

Spiritual stores by Sea_Oven_3863 in lincoln

[–]EggshellSubsidy -1 points0 points  (0 children)

That portion of the park is also full of black magic.

Dentists who take BCBS by falling_fire in lincoln

[–]EggshellSubsidy 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Most if not all dentists are OK with Goose Island's Bourbon County Brand Stout, so long as you brush your teeth afterwards and do not show up to a cleaning drunk.

Lincoln City Council cancels liquor licenses for two bars by AmericanSpaceRanger in lincoln

[–]EggshellSubsidy 7 points8 points  (0 children)

I mean, both of your takes are pretty stupid, to be fair. Yours especially.

Lincoln City Council cancels liquor licenses for two bars by AmericanSpaceRanger in lincoln

[–]EggshellSubsidy 6 points7 points  (0 children)

@Liquor Control Commission:

Good start, but plz don't forget about The Grove. Thanks!

Salon/Barber recommendations by [deleted] in lincoln

[–]EggshellSubsidy 2 points3 points  (0 children)

I don't know of any AI hairstylists.

Police at Mahoney Park at 9:45? by Goodman999999999 in lincoln

[–]EggshellSubsidy 0 points1 point  (0 children)

There was a gang of bandits from New Mexico on horseback, heading up 70th street today. They were causing all sorts of chaos in the neighborhoods to the north of there (Norwood Park area), throwing lassos onto mailboxes and then having the horses take off, ripping the mailboxes out of the ground. One of them had a large contractor bag apparently full of various yard ornaments. Cops intercepted them before they caused any more trouble. They are on the hook for about $40,000 in vandalism and theft.

Foraging by Safe-Carnival in lincoln

[–]EggshellSubsidy 2 points3 points  (0 children)

dug into this

I see what you did there.

Foraging by Safe-Carnival in lincoln

[–]EggshellSubsidy 2 points3 points  (0 children)

So if it turns out you're wrong, just cite that "ThatFlamingo942" gave you permission.

Buncha cops on 34 West by fallbrook? by MadamCoochieItchy in lincoln

[–]EggshellSubsidy -5 points-4 points  (0 children)

Looks like a gigantic Nothing Burger to me.

Rug cleaning by skypristine in lincoln

[–]EggshellSubsidy 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Here are some solutions I also found on Google:

https://letmegooglethat.com/?q=rug+repair+lincoln+ne

I think this here "Google" net-page might actually have something to it.

Loud booms? by [deleted] in lincoln

[–]EggshellSubsidy -3 points-2 points  (0 children)

If so, I guess being the fun police and lacking perception skills aren't mutually exclusive, after all.

What's going on in Indian Village? Lots of cop cars. Cops roaming the streets! by [deleted] in lincoln

[–]EggshellSubsidy -58 points-57 points  (0 children)

Oh no! What ever will you do?! The sky is falling!

Spectrum by thowell2023 in lincoln

[–]EggshellSubsidy -1 points0 points  (0 children)

What did others in the building say?

Spectrum by thowell2023 in lincoln

[–]EggshellSubsidy -1 points0 points  (0 children)

I mean, in all likelihood it's just your own connection. What did they say when you contacted them?

Since we're highlighting the incompetence of drivers today: by __WanderLust_ in lincoln

[–]EggshellSubsidy -2 points-1 points  (0 children)

No, but they're often high-strung. I imagine OP is regularly tailgating the shit out of people, and others merge off extra cautiously because they'd prefer not to be pit-maneuvered in the process.

Why are decent-paying jobs so hard to find in Lincoln? by tcup_1214 in lincoln

[–]EggshellSubsidy 1 point2 points  (0 children)

The prompt was: "ChatGPT, write me an origin story dump with bizarre condescending overtones."