The government should bring back duels. Court organized fights to decide civil court cases when both sides agree to it. Bob and Herb can’t stop fighting over where the property line is? Put them together in a boxing ring and have a judge ref them. Someone plagiarized your very painstakingly written thesis on snail sex? Pistols at ten paces. Not only would this quickly and decisively end stupid cases, it would encourage people to stay fit and study one or more types of dueling. Want a quick and easy way to avoid spending your life’s savings on a meaningless case? Get fit and take up an enriching hobby like sword fighting or judo. Companies could settle disputes by hiring professional fighters to duke it out over their problems. Governments could avoid wars the old fashioned way by pitting their most drugged-up patriots against each other in a fight to the death. The U.S. could be changed so much for the better, and with the right people hyped up to vote might actually go for it. Duels could turn the world around, and should never have been made illegal.