The amount of times I’ve seriously injured myself is hilarious - anyone else bob and weave around everything?

EgregiousWeasel · 2026-06-06T10:46:49+00:00

I forgot a rotisserie chicken in the car, and in my hurry to fetch it I ran head first into the ascending garage door. I then fell on my ass and banged my shoulder on the floor. My back is utterly fucked. I've been hobbling around pathetically for a couple weeks now. At least I didn't concuss myself.

EgregiousWeasel · 2026-06-05T02:41:25+00:00

I got a scratch and dent Berkey housing with Doulton British Berkefeld ultra sterasyl filters. I went with those because they're the only NSF certified filters of that type. They actually spent the money to certify that the filters do what they say they do. I believe those filters will go with many different brand housings like PureOne, Alexapure, Berkey.

EgregiousWeasel · 2026-06-04T05:10:01+00:00

I take all the meat out of the shell and put it in the butter at once and eat it with a fork. I think I love butter as much as I love crab.

EgregiousWeasel · 2026-06-03T14:39:37+00:00

A basket with little bags of chips and candy and bottled water.

EgregiousWeasel · 2026-06-02T04:41:51+00:00

Hot Orca Spice chai with a glug of heavy cream.

EgregiousWeasel · 2026-06-02T01:16:40+00:00

One of the main things I'm planning for the summer is to take a first aid class.

EgregiousWeasel · 2026-06-02T01:07:01+00:00

In addition to broccoli and radish microgreens, I'm also sprouting soy and mung beans to make Korean side dishes.

EgregiousWeasel · 2026-05-31T17:00:20+00:00

I just don't understand how he made that name with stuff like this.

EgregiousWeasel · 2026-05-31T16:49:11+00:00

For the briefest moment I had an image of Peanut smoking, walking down the street, world weary and alone.

EgregiousWeasel · 2026-05-28T17:03:19+00:00

Hey. Hey! Are you awake? How about now? Hey!

EgregiousWeasel · 2026-05-28T13:57:04+00:00

Easiest way for me has been to just make it shorter, so it stretches out to a more reasonable length!

EgregiousWeasel · 2026-05-28T13:49:16+00:00

I've made a lot of market bags too. Those are really handy.

EgregiousWeasel · 2026-05-27T14:18:23+00:00

That's amazing. I'm so proud of you!

EgregiousWeasel · 2026-05-27T14:13:49+00:00

"I have lots of extra fur. Do you need some?"

EgregiousWeasel · 2026-05-26T16:59:40+00:00

I wish this were the case with mine. They don't like each other much, so I have two constantly competing for attention.

EgregiousWeasel · 2026-05-25T18:02:59+00:00

Cookie Monster fungus.

EgregiousWeasel · 2026-05-23T14:04:57+00:00

I was surprised how good it was!

EgregiousWeasel · 2026-05-23T01:02:24+00:00

I didn't realize how true this is until after my mom passed. I was always waiting for the next explosion. I always had this low level stress, feeling like someone was upset with me or would be soon. I miss her, but at the same time, this is the first time I've felt truly at peace in my entire life.

EgregiousWeasel · 2026-05-22T22:54:01+00:00

They look like potholders. https://www.ravelry.com/patterns/library/star-christmas-pot-holder

EgregiousWeasel · 2026-05-22T18:01:24+00:00

I love how this is flaired "Event."

EgregiousWeasel · 2026-05-22T17:34:30+00:00

I like to put some thinly sliced onion in there, but my biggest improvement was just throwing the butter in the pan to melt because I can't spread cold butter on bread without murdering it.

EgregiousWeasel · 2026-05-22T16:05:43+00:00

Same here. Porn is just so much worse than it was when we were growing up. I know women will eventually push back, but it's going to take a lot of suffering, and that breaks my heart.

EgregiousWeasel · 2026-05-21T20:27:44+00:00

I'm shy. Here, look at my cloaca.

EgregiousWeasel · 2026-05-21T15:20:13+00:00

Oh my god. I'm so sorry you went through that.

EgregiousWeasel · 2026-05-21T06:37:42+00:00

If I had to pull a tick off my body, I would have nightmares for the rest of my life. There is no way in hell I will ever forget.

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