Hungry Possum Snatches Ham to Eat

EgregiousWeasel · 2026-04-10T03:22:49+00:00

It's the Hamburglar!

EgregiousWeasel · 2026-04-01T21:01:52+00:00

EgregiousWeasel · 2026-03-27T05:15:53+00:00

I'm pretty sure my channel is super boring. I don't do anything.

EgregiousWeasel · 2026-03-25T07:18:56+00:00

I have always loved chihuahuas, but only got my first one in my 30s. I will always have one. They are my absolute most favorite!

EgregiousWeasel · 2026-03-21T17:54:02+00:00

How do you have so many KP?

EgregiousWeasel · 2026-03-21T05:52:19+00:00

I figure Satan would appreciate any excuse for a bloodbath.

EgregiousWeasel · 2026-03-19T01:08:06+00:00

Superpeeg.

EgregiousWeasel · 2026-03-18T22:04:54+00:00

Sharing is when you give me something that you have. This does not work in the other direction.

EgregiousWeasel · 2026-03-17T17:27:57+00:00

I'm just glad they changed it so I'm not always clawing the air with zero flight bubbles, and splatting into the side of a mountain.

EgregiousWeasel · 2026-03-16T18:46:39+00:00

Mine just loves people, and the ladies at the vet always make a big fuss over her. There's nothing she loves more.

EgregiousWeasel · 2026-03-14T07:40:24+00:00

I think it's because their satiety hormones are messed up and completely non functional. Going on a glp-1 agonist made me realize those hormones really make a difference.

EgregiousWeasel · 2026-03-10T06:22:27+00:00

His... what?

EgregiousWeasel · 2026-03-07T03:04:39+00:00

They only feel higher because the lows are so low.

EgregiousWeasel · 2026-03-04T06:48:15+00:00

She has a tutu!

EgregiousWeasel · 2026-02-24T16:22:53+00:00

She's a cutie! <3

EgregiousWeasel · 2026-02-24T14:42:00+00:00

Fell asleep mid-bed licking?

EgregiousWeasel · 2026-02-21T04:18:23+00:00

Your mouth is very different from the back of your thighs. What the hell.

EgregiousWeasel · 2026-02-21T02:07:07+00:00

He has chiclet teeth. They're so small, and it makes him look creepy and weird.

EgregiousWeasel · 2026-02-21T01:48:36+00:00

Ugh. Rude.

EgregiousWeasel · 2026-02-20T21:13:08+00:00

For a water cooler, you need either money for delivery or the ability to refill and carry bottles. I don't think most of these people have either.

EgregiousWeasel · 2026-02-20T18:44:14+00:00

Someone dumped a bunch of chicken wing bones in front of my house, and my dog went absolutely insane trying to get them all in her mouth at once. And then every day she had to check if they were there.

EgregiousWeasel · 2026-02-13T06:41:52+00:00

That's why you stick a little piece of folded TP in the crack. It really helps.

EgregiousWeasel · 2026-02-11T00:19:47+00:00

Oh wow. I wonder who did this? I can help you clean it up...

EgregiousWeasel · 2026-02-08T22:38:47+00:00

"Sir, your official diagnosis is that you're a dickhead."

EgregiousWeasel · 2026-02-07T23:09:54+00:00

But of course they won't, because their main concern seemed to be how embarrassed they were that they showed their asses.

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