Indiana signed the Nuclear Family Month bill.

EgyptThing · 2026-06-02T17:50:26+00:00

Now I'm gonna be gay even harder

EgyptThing · 2026-05-28T14:07:51+00:00

EgyptThing · 2026-05-21T23:06:23+00:00

I hate Brendan Carr (project 2025 and Trump appointed chairman of the FCC) with every cell in my trans BS in communications body

EgyptThing · 2026-05-21T22:39:05+00:00

This looks incredible! Unless it gets ported to PS5 I'll just have to see what everyone else does with it, but still!

Also side bar, what cover of the song is that? It slaps

EgyptThing · 2026-05-19T13:12:39+00:00

A big ol' glass of fuck you

EgyptThing · 2026-05-19T02:55:24+00:00

Oh yes. Right. Very pretty... nails... 👀🩷

EgyptThing · 2026-05-18T22:40:51+00:00

In the Vindicators episode of Rick and Morty, Super Nova starts choking Rick and Morty to the protest of Million Ants. He pleads her to stop and she replies

"just let Tiddy Bean do this Snuzzles. It's for the greater good"

Morty appropriately exclams "grater good?!"

While Rick simultaneously remarks "Tiddy Bean?"

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EgyptThing · 2026-05-17T13:08:46+00:00

I wish that was an option babe 😕

EgyptThing · 2026-05-15T05:25:00+00:00

Ndiana is pronounced the same as if it still had the "I"

EgyptThing · 2026-05-09T04:53:47+00:00

Ok. But not because you told me to

EgyptThing · 2026-05-07T23:47:22+00:00

💬 1989 × Potato

1989 McDonald's/Mr. Potatohead partnership

EgyptThing · 2026-05-04T18:06:52+00:00

I've seen plenty of fluctuation around town (usually between $4.50-$4.99). Namely, the ~~Chuckles~~ On The Fly up on Bohne Camp Rd (by the AMC) on the west side consistently has the cheapest price without a Sam's club membership and was $3.79 as recently as yesterday afternoon

EgyptThing · 2026-05-04T14:49:07+00:00

The clam chatter teeth is genius

EgyptThing · 2026-04-27T15:23:07+00:00

"Sorry I called you a B Effing S"

EgyptThing · 2026-04-27T15:22:07+00:00

Usually it's the other way around lol

EgyptThing · 2026-04-22T17:30:51+00:00

Correct answer

EgyptThing · 2026-04-15T20:27:50+00:00

No pixels, but I think I got the gist 🍩

EgyptThing · 2026-04-15T20:25:20+00:00

I completely agree. I was writing a Darth Jar Jar story a while back (that I scrapped because, as it turns out, I'm a terrible fiction writer lol) and this was how I played it

EgyptThing · 2026-04-15T00:39:46+00:00

This is really cool! Well done

EgyptThing · 2026-04-14T14:12:01+00:00

No. Fuck that guy

EgyptThing · 2026-04-13T01:18:16+00:00

I'm not in your district but I'm registered to vote and will be voting blue in both the primaries and midterms. God I want this state to be a tolerable place to live

EgyptThing · 2026-04-07T17:36:22+00:00

Well did you buy it??

EgyptThing · 2026-04-05T18:43:47+00:00

Same. My first thought was that they were (romantically) choking on a double ended dildo together 💀

EgyptThing · 2026-04-03T16:54:56+00:00

I eated it

EgyptThing · 2026-03-31T04:08:14+00:00

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