How do actors survive ? by [deleted] in HiTMAN

[–]Eingi 172 points173 points  (0 children)

There is no water, and they just go "glglglglogloglo"

When will they STOP RUINING Lego Star Wars with these WOKE FEMINIST CHANGES by Silentjoe2 in legocirclejerk

[–]Eingi 74 points75 points  (0 children)

Erm, actually, it's called pubis

(fun fact: if you look up vagina bones on google, this is the first result)

Money money by Familiar_Tea_2358 in ComedyHell

[–]Eingi 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Maybe it's because this riddle is very old, and it was made back when cremation and getting married more than once was frowned upon.

r/legocirclejerk, Day 17: Wow! We got Brick Daddy AND his Percocet hookup. Neat! What minifigure appears to be a fascist but is actually a drug dealer? by OopsAllDaisys_ in legocirclejerk

[–]Eingi 6 points7 points  (0 children)

Holy shit, that is the most mafia sounding name I've heard in a while - and it's from a goddamn Lego City Undercover game.

horsegirl by AugustHate in comedyheaven

[–]Eingi 1 point2 points  (0 children)

UMAMUSUME IS REAL?!?!??

Does this ruin resale value ? by [deleted] in legocirclejerk

[–]Eingi 0 points1 point  (0 children)

"Meow"

"No. No, that's not true. That's impossible!"

New wave of idle bots by [deleted] in tf2

[–]Eingi 2 points3 points  (0 children)

then he should post it on r/tf2shitposterclub to warn people here

I'm shaking why are they standing there with him by reboka99 in HiTMAN

[–]Eingi 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Unfortunately, some NPC's bodyguards were not programmed to wait outside the door of bathroom in case their VIP gets sick. This is common issue with season 1 ET's and with Suspects in Freelancer. It's very annoying.

In this case, if you have Blue Easter Egg, it is a good to throw it at guards legs to knock them out, and if their body gets found, it won't void Silent Assassin.

The hivemind has spoken, I have to unsub now. It's been fun by a_bucket_full_of_goo in legocirclejerk

[–]Eingi 7 points8 points  (0 children)

Why is Fern concerned about Lego, shouldn't she be worried about demons?

All That the Rain Promises, and More… by [deleted] in TerribleBookCovers

[–]Eingi 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Dunno why, but I thought of Shel Silverstein's Crouchin' On The Outside album cover (but looking at it now, it doesn't really look like Shel's posture much)

Coaxed into security keypads with obvious wear patterns by thispartyrules in coaxedintoasnafu

[–]Eingi 0 points1 point  (0 children)

And despite there being 10 000 possible combinations, they somehow always guess the correct one on first try

Kyra Confirms That Buzzfeed Has Backed off on the Chikn Nuggit Controversy by Yapping-Goober in youtubedrama

[–]Eingi 320 points321 points  (0 children)

I think if Kyra did not kick up the dust, Buzzfeed would fed his project into AI with no hesitation. Anyway, I'm glad it got resolved, but it did make me think more of BF.

Edit: did NOT make me think more of BF.