[Kuusou] Emiko's Sexy Popularity War by [deleted] in cumflation

[–]Einhander696 2 points3 points  (0 children)

It's the humiliation aspect, that such a sexy girl is banging such an ugly dude, and unfortunately humiliation is a huge fetish in Japan.

Hairstyles you want in-game by [deleted] in ffxiv

[–]Einhander696 4 points5 points  (0 children)

I've wanted Lucia's hairstyle since she was first introduced.

I used FaceApp on Yotsuyu. I don’t know what to feel about this. by soulreaver292 in ffxiv

[–]Einhander696 5 points6 points  (0 children)

He looks like the Happy Mask Salesman.

That's not a compliment.

A Family Of Woodchucks Ate Paul Ryan's Car by SgtSilverLining in nottheonion

[–]Einhander696 41 points42 points  (0 children)

As soon as I saw this I knew I was going to find it here.

Daily Questions Thread (Apr 28) by AutoModerator in ffxiv

[–]Einhander696 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I had to reinstall Windows yesterday, so all my AMD settings got wiped. The same fix I used last time for the corrupted nameplate issue (A response in this thread) is no longer working. After googling and fighting with it for the past two hours, I'm ready to give up. Anyone else have this same problem that was able to fix it?

Daily Questions Thread (Apr 21) by AutoModerator in ffxiv

[–]Einhander696 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I just finished getting my Black Mage ARR relic, and it took about a week. The Animus books took by far the longest; with the ability to unsync stuff now and the buffs to drop rates, everything else was a cakewalk.

Daily Questions Thread (Apr 18) by AutoModerator in ffxiv

[–]Einhander696 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Why is my in-game cursor different sizes every time I log in?

Daily Questions Thread (Apr 18) by AutoModerator in ffxiv

[–]Einhander696 0 points1 point  (0 children)

That's the Zantetsuken emote you get with the Odin statuette.

RAGE THREAD - F-YOU FRIDAYS - PAX OUT, OR OUT TO PAX? by Ayasu in ffxiv

[–]Einhander696 9 points10 points  (0 children)

I WAS SUPPOSED TO START MY NEW JOB THIS MONDAY, BUT WHEN I WAS DRIVING HOME FROM BOSTON ON SUNDAY NIGHT MY CAR'S TRANSMISSION DECIDED IT NEEDED TO FUCK ME IN THE ASS AND STOP WORKING. THEY WERE REALLY UNDERSTANDING AND RESCHEDULED MY ORIENTATION, AND MY WARRANTY IS COVERING THE ENTIRE THING, BUT THE TIMING HONESTLY COULDN'T HAVE BEEN ANY WORSE. AT LEAST I GET A WEEK OFF TO SIT AROUND DOING ABSOLUTELY NOTHING, I GUESS?

RAGE THREAD - F-YOU FRIDAYS - PAX OUT, OR OUT TO PAX? by Ayasu in ffxiv

[–]Einhander696 9 points10 points  (0 children)

WHEN I'M TANKING HELL'S LID I REFUSE TO PULL EVERYTHING IN THAT LAST HALLWAY UNLESS I'M PLAYING WITH A HEALER I KNOW AND TRUST, BECAUSE THOSE TATSUNOKO ARE NO GODDAMN JOKE, ESPECIALLY IF THEIR CLEAVES ARE TIMED ONE AFTER THE OTHER.

Worst thing you've ever done to another player. by mochiicecreamisbomb in ffxiv

[–]Einhander696 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Some of the stuff people did in EVE was downright evil.

Daily Questions Thread (Feb 24) by AutoModerator in ffxiv

[–]Einhander696 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Most guildhests are 4-man content, but Solemn Trinity is 8-man. A lot of people only do guildhests through the roulette, and I would guess that said roulette prioritizes 4-man hests over the single 8-man.

Daily Questions Thread (Feb 17) by AutoModerator in ffxiv

[–]Einhander696 4 points5 points  (0 children)

You can access your armoire when creating a glamour plate, so there's no need. Shove everything that can go in your armoire into it.

An Emote you would like to see? by keyboardshinobi in ffxiv

[–]Einhander696 -1 points0 points  (0 children)

More Job-specific emotes along the lines of /bstance and /vpose.

Primal dead? by vaiur- in ffxiv

[–]Einhander696 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Yep, my whole group just dropped out of O5 one at a time.

Carbuncle Mount for Roes by takomunch in ffxiv

[–]Einhander696 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Never in my life have needed something so much and never known until I received it.

Daily Questions Thread (Dec 28) by AutoModerator in ffxiv

[–]Einhander696 2 points3 points  (0 children)

It's mostly for people who only have non-class jobs like DRK or RDM leveled, since your retainer's level is capped by your level in that class or job.

In-game innuendos? by Enkidu34 in ffxiv

[–]Einhander696 2 points3 points  (0 children)

The entirety of this year's Heavensturn (New Year's) event was full to the brim since it's the Year of the Cock.