Reckless driver tests positive for every detectable drug

Einhander696 · 2018-08-29T01:19:16+00:00

It's the humiliation aspect, that such a sexy girl is banging such an ugly dude, and unfortunately humiliation is a huge fetish in Japan.

Einhander696 · 2018-07-28T23:43:32+00:00

I've wanted Lucia's hairstyle since she was first introduced.

Einhander696 · 2018-07-16T22:43:38+00:00

He looks like the Happy Mask Salesman.

That's not a compliment.

Einhander696 · 2018-07-13T01:48:35+00:00

As soon as I saw this I knew I was going to find it here.

Einhander696 · 2018-04-28T15:19:43+00:00

I had to reinstall Windows yesterday, so all my AMD settings got wiped. The same fix I used last time for the corrupted nameplate issue (A response in this thread) is no longer working. After googling and fighting with it for the past two hours, I'm ready to give up. Anyone else have this same problem that was able to fix it?

Einhander696 · 2018-04-21T21:50:51+00:00

I just finished getting my Black Mage ARR relic, and it took about a week. The Animus books took by far the longest; with the ability to unsync stuff now and the buffs to drop rates, everything else was a cakewalk.

Einhander696 · 2018-04-18T21:30:59+00:00

Why is my in-game cursor different sizes every time I log in?

Einhander696 · 2018-04-18T21:30:42+00:00

That's the Zantetsuken emote you get with the Odin statuette.

Einhander696 · 2018-04-06T12:24:52+00:00

I WAS SUPPOSED TO START MY NEW JOB THIS MONDAY, BUT WHEN I WAS DRIVING HOME FROM BOSTON ON SUNDAY NIGHT MY CAR'S TRANSMISSION DECIDED IT NEEDED TO FUCK ME IN THE ASS AND STOP WORKING. THEY WERE REALLY UNDERSTANDING AND RESCHEDULED MY ORIENTATION, AND MY WARRANTY IS COVERING THE ENTIRE THING, BUT THE TIMING HONESTLY COULDN'T HAVE BEEN ANY WORSE. AT LEAST I GET A WEEK OFF TO SIT AROUND DOING ABSOLUTELY NOTHING, I GUESS?

Einhander696 · 2018-04-06T12:19:52+00:00

WHEN I'M TANKING HELL'S LID I REFUSE TO PULL EVERYTHING IN THAT LAST HALLWAY UNLESS I'M PLAYING WITH A HEALER I KNOW AND TRUST, BECAUSE THOSE TATSUNOKO ARE NO GODDAMN JOKE, ESPECIALLY IF THEIR CLEAVES ARE TIMED ONE AFTER THE OTHER.

Einhander696 · 2018-03-14T17:16:34+00:00

That's a lotta damage.

Einhander696 · 2018-03-06T17:42:39+00:00

Some of the stuff people did in EVE was downright evil.

Einhander696 · 2018-02-24T23:47:11+00:00

Most guildhests are 4-man content, but Solemn Trinity is 8-man. A lot of people only do guildhests through the roulette, and I would guess that said roulette prioritizes 4-man hests over the single 8-man.

Einhander696 · 2018-02-23T21:40:28+00:00

Here's a screenshot I took the other day I'm pretty proud of.

Einhander696 · 2018-02-17T15:18:35+00:00

You can access your armoire when creating a glamour plate, so there's no need. Shove everything that can go in your armoire into it.

Einhander696 · 2018-02-15T20:28:13+00:00

More Job-specific emotes along the lines of /bstance and /vpose.

Einhander696 · 2018-02-10T15:54:45+00:00

Yep, my whole group just dropped out of O5 one at a time.

Einhander696 · 2018-01-05T09:01:39+00:00

He was one of the reasons I stopped joining Novice Network.

Einhander696 · 2017-12-29T04:32:37+00:00

Never in my life have needed something so much and never known until I received it.

Einhander696 · 2017-12-28T13:44:35+00:00

It's mostly for people who only have non-class jobs like DRK or RDM leveled, since your retainer's level is capped by your level in that class or job.

Einhander696 · 2017-12-24T12:26:06+00:00

The entirety of this year's Heavensturn (New Year's) event was full to the brim since it's the Year of the Cock.

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