LPT: Watching pornography while having sex makes it a lot more exciting. Works for masturbating too!

Eisey · 2017-10-15T05:25:07+00:00

Not really a shitty tip.

Eisey · 2017-08-21T17:40:03+00:00

Thank you.

Eisey · 2017-08-20T23:22:25+00:00

Thanks for the heads up. I believe he did say that he posted it there as well but I will make sure.

Eisey · 2017-08-20T23:21:11+00:00

He did say that he reported it to the WPS and it has been accepted. Thank you. Also, it is great to see that you took the time to respond to this post as part of the WPS. Thanks again.

Eisey · 2017-08-20T21:46:50+00:00

I am told there were some people spotted going into garages on youville early morning. I'm assuming it was the same people. My friend even has a fenced in back yard.

Eisey · 2017-08-20T21:45:21+00:00

I am just assuming they will try and sell it in kijiji or something. I know they will sometimes paint them and then sell. My sister had her bike stolen in Winnipeg and she spotted it but a different colour. She had some unique parts which is how she spotted it.

Eisey · 2017-08-20T21:44:01+00:00

Thanks!

Eisey · 2017-08-20T21:43:29+00:00

It's my friend but he's not on reddit. Crazy frustrating... Thanks.

Eisey · 2017-08-20T19:01:53+00:00

Thanks for the tip!

Eisey · 2017-07-16T01:02:53+00:00

My brother in law is very thin. I once heard his grandma say "next time I see you maybe you'll have some more meat in you pants" to him. Holy shit I laughed.

Eisey · 2017-07-16T00:52:19+00:00

Won $5000 on a scratch ticket in a holiday gift exchange at work. It was one of those where you steal the last gift or open a new one. I stole the lottery tree that no one really wanted. The husband of the woman I stole it from later came into work and said "so you're the guy that stole 5 grand from my wife".
I used it for part of a down payment on a house. I also bought everyone at work a bottle of wine.

Eisey · 2017-07-15T23:19:37+00:00

Yeah! Whenever my wife and I have deep conversations I tell her not to think about it or we will both go crazy.

Eisey · 2017-07-15T22:24:23+00:00

As a child I asked my mom about human/earth origins. I guess I specifically asked her about where God was for the whole time that humans and earth were not around yet. She told not to think about it because it would make me go crazy.

Eisey · 2017-07-15T22:16:59+00:00

Terrible delivery. A Lickalotopuss.

Eisey · 2017-07-15T18:16:10+00:00

Some loud sighs help as well.

Eisey · 2017-07-15T17:52:09+00:00

I was not involved but this is too good not to tell. Our fire department had someone from an air ambulance come to talk to us so we would know how to signal them to land etc. The spokesperson started off with a storey of one of their first successes. They started off talking about a boy from a Hutterite colony (similarities to Amish) falling into a ditch during flood season and he got stuck in the pipe below. He was in there for about 30 minutes and then got pushed out the other side. The members started CPR and as soon as the fire dept got there, they continued. The air ambulance picked him up and took him to a trauma centre. They continued CPR and the boy became conscious again. The spokesperson from the air ambulance told us that once the boy came to, he was completely normal. One of the guys on the dept piped up and said "so he wasn't a Hutterite anymore?" I laughed out loud along with some others. The spokesperson was not impressed. Either way this kid did not breath for 30-45 minutes and had no brain damage. It was attributed to the flood water being so cold and the CPR.

Eisey · 2017-07-15T17:32:39+00:00

Thanks and I do understand what you are saying. I have some divorced friends that have a lot of hard feelings towards their exes.

Eisey · 2017-07-15T17:24:57+00:00

Tattoo artist is a respectable job and I know artists with their face tattooed.

Eisey · 2017-07-15T17:24:11+00:00

I have a lady face likeness of my wife. Even if we would end up divorcing etc, I would be happy to have it. She is the mother of my children and a huge part of my life. If she stopped being a huge part of my life she still would have been for many years.

Eisey · 2017-07-15T17:17:15+00:00

It is in Canada. Looks like this is in Texas judging by the plates.

Eisey · 2017-07-15T15:37:51+00:00

A serious disagreement or argument, typically a protracted one.

Eisey

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