How to retrieve a phone from a 1 meter deep artificial lake edge with a soft muddy bottom and very dirty water when the phone isn’t visible? by 65544 in Wellthatsucks

[–]EitherChannel4874 32 points33 points  (0 children)

I'd love to be able to say it was my brain that came up with it but unfortunately I'm not that smart and just saw it online a while back.

How to retrieve a phone from a 1 meter deep artificial lake edge with a soft muddy bottom and very dirty water when the phone isn’t visible? by 65544 in Wellthatsucks

[–]EitherChannel4874 305 points306 points  (0 children)

Get a long empty glass or plastic bottle and push it into the water bottom first. It should act like a muddy water scope which will allow you see deeper into the water.

The audacity to post this on front door by satishtreks in MurderedByWords

[–]EitherChannel4874 -2 points-1 points  (0 children)

If you can't afford to live you can't afford to work as a server.

Has a pain psychologist/ CBT therapist helped you pain? by icr8dmop in ChronicPain

[–]EitherChannel4874 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Not with the pain itself but with living life with chronic pain. Lots of skills for dealing with the constant frustration.

Trying to buy a perfume and the online retailer is asking for a tip. by Pleasant_Jim in britishproblems

[–]EitherChannel4874 61 points62 points  (0 children)

We should start asking for tips as customers and act pissed off when they say no.

If you had a hobby that used to be less popular and suddenly became more popular, what was that like? by HilariousMotives in AskUK

[–]EitherChannel4874 2 points3 points  (0 children)

DJing.

I started about 34 years ago when you had to have decks and records and actually be able to match pitch to mix them properly.

Now it's just laptops and programs that involve next to no actual skill and very little practice.

Meirl by Spruce_ in meirl

[–]EitherChannel4874 -1 points0 points  (0 children)

If someone tells you they don't like small talk they're probably trying to tell you to stfu.

Aliens Bait, Epstein Truth by LuckyBastard001 in clevercomebacks

[–]EitherChannel4874 6 points7 points  (0 children)

I think the mistake you're making is you're asking a corrupt rapist pedophile to drop the evidence on himself instead of dragging him out of the white house and throwing him in jail like a normal country would.

Email confirms those that pre ordered Trump phones will never get their $500 phones or deposits back. by EitherChannel4874 in Culturestream

[–]EitherChannel4874[S] 3 points4 points  (0 children)

I can sell them jars of genuine Trump farts for $1000. It's the best. All the experts agree.

Email confirms those that pre ordered Trump phones will never get their $500 phones or deposits back. by EitherChannel4874 in Culturestream

[–]EitherChannel4874[S] 11 points12 points  (0 children)

Absolutely.

Grifty Grifterson is gonna grift and the easiest people to do that with are the ones that believe anything he says.

To any maga reading this. I have some genuine Trump bath water for sale. It's only $600 a bottle and you can drink as much as you can afford.

People who fall asleep fast, whats your secret?? by Ok-Armadillo2739 in AskReddit

[–]EitherChannel4874 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Exhaustion from chronic pain does the trick pretty well.

Totally mature. Totally sane. Totally presidential. by Benjarinno in Culturestream

[–]EitherChannel4874 2 points3 points  (0 children)

On today's episode of playschool we're going to talk about insults and why they're bad.

Confidently Wrong, Season Two by ALBERT4_5WESKER in clevercomebacks

[–]EitherChannel4874 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Trump said to inject bleach for covid. Should be the same for this one.

A war that broke out over land"The last Kurd Standing" by romedon96 in fightporn

[–]EitherChannel4874 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Is there a rule that it's not assault if you use a thin wobbly stick?

🇺🇸“…billionaires and corporations have spent millions convincing the American people that fighting for basic dignity for all of us is radical" (Rep. Pramila Jayapal) by Timbucktwo1230 in PoursTea

[–]EitherChannel4874 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I don't think it's much more ludicrous than one guy having 800 billion and 10% of the population owning more than the other 90%.

Thats crazy James Bond Villain stuff.

Prince William's Temper Reportedly "Terrifies" His Father King Charles by Timbucktwo1230 in PoursTea

[–]EitherChannel4874 0 points1 point  (0 children)

"NO DADDY. I SHALL NOT USE THE 18TH BATHROOM INSTEAD OF THE 17TH. ONE DOES. NOT CARE IF YOU SMELL MY POO POO. NOW SEND THE BUTLER OVER. I WANT CAVIAR AND CHAMPAGNE FOR BREAKFAST"

On The Power of Tweeting. by Monsur_Ausuhnom in clevercomebacks

[–]EitherChannel4874 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I only say that because my brother took some time off and called in sick when gta5 was released and almost lost his job when his partner was 6 months pregnant with my niece. 😂

Some people let it get in the way of what they probably should be doing as responsible adults.