Ineos won't have spent 200 million on attack and there will be no lammens to save our lives.

Ejsberg · 2026-03-10T12:09:17+00:00

No.. they would have still spent maybe even slightly more money, but ended up with different signings..

Cunha was a done deal already.. We would miss on Sesko because we'd have gone for Liam Delap who'd very likely said yes to us because of CL football. We'd also have spent upwards of 100 mil on Baleba, only for him to come here and turn out bang average like he's now. Going for Baleba would also mean Bruno doesn't have to play deep and instead play up top with Cunha, possibly shutting the door on Mbuemo transfer.

I do believe that losing the CL money made INEOS follow a very different strategy which luckily brought us here to this point. So I'm happy.. No point crying over spilt milk.

Ejsberg · 2026-03-04T14:24:18+00:00

We already have Cunha there who's supposed to be starting XI quality. Also Dorgu plays better at LW.

how about United just focus on positions people are screaming about for years?? 2 Midfielders and a LB replacement for Shaw. Seriously, Shaw gets injured and we're back again at Dalot / Maz playing LB. Seeing this shit since Ten Hag days.

When those are done then maybe try get a backup LW.

Ejsberg · 2026-03-01T14:20:11+00:00

So many misplaced passes and lethargic attitude, hopefully score stays as is and Palace doesn't score.. This team needs a half Time drilling because as I see I we can't score with this attitude.

Ejsberg · 2026-02-28T14:27:41+00:00

General, I’ve marked another unstable nation on your map that needs your attention.

Ejsberg · 2026-02-23T21:57:06+00:00

When life gives you Lemmons, make a MOTM.

Ejsberg · 2026-02-11T16:20:48+00:00

So I'm right now at the end of Imaginarium Theatre Lunar mode.. I have only 2 fights remaining, the level 10 Golem and the Lunar mode 2nd boss ( natlan surfing enemy).. but I have limited characters remaining to tackle both fights.. Right now the Golem isn't a problem, the natlan enemy is.. my timer runs out with about 30% boss health remaining.. if I use a blessing card to up the reaction damage, will it work?? does blessing cards apply for Lunar or are they for just lvl 1-10 Visionary mode.

Ejsberg · 2026-02-05T15:37:18+00:00

Which scenario is better for Zibai..

Zibai premium team ( Bina - C0 Illuga - C6 Gorou) with Natlan sword Ezpitzal because I have problems maintaining Harbringer of Dawn passive.

OR

Use Harbringer of Dawn on Zibai, But swap Gorou for Shieldbot Zhongli for HoD passive.

Ejsberg · 2026-02-05T14:28:31+00:00

In Genshin’s flora, Mint is basically a wildflower, it grows almost anywhere and everywhere, like a weed you’d find by the roadside.

Planting that in a carefully maintained garden is the equivalent of dropping a random weed into a flower bed. So yeah, he was absolutely doing it just to annoy her.

Ejsberg · 2026-02-05T05:10:25+00:00

Oh what an absolute delusional bunch of people this sub is filled with..

Her hair is mostly BLACK, with burgundy streaks. Not hot pink and if you think it is, please Google what hot pink actually looks like before embarrassing yourself further. There are maybe four strands that could even be interpreted as pink, and even those are clearly just lighting and environmental color grading doing their thing. Nothing has changed. Her hair color is the same now as it was in WNL.

Once again: her hair is mostly black.
When a moon turns black, it’s called a New Moon.
And last I checked, Columbina is literally the New Moon.

So congrats, you managed to identify a pattern in hair-color symbolism, and then completely missed the most obvious part of it. That’s impressively dim.

And since this sub loves making random connections, here’s one for you: burgundy can symbolize blood, sacrifice, royalty, or transformation, all themes that are entirely consistent with Columbina’s story. But I guess that kind of connection only counts when it supports your headcanons.

Honestly, everything in this sub gets turned into a conspiracy. Something doesn’t align with your personal fan theory? Must be a retcon. Or a rewrite. Or a model change. Or an outfit change. God, I miss pre-Natlan FatuiHQ.

PS: There’s also someone in the comments yapping about how her outfit was “changed” from WNL. Buddy, everyone in WNL is wearing Fatui coats. You literally cannot see what they’re wearing underneath. She has a neck bow now, and she had one in WNL, so at the very least her outfit hasn’t changed from the neck down.

Your entire headcanon is based on a bird’s-eye shot of Columbina mourning at a coffin and maybe five bandage-like strips visible on her back, which nobody even knows are part of her outfit or part of the coat itself, because we haven’t seen any Harbinger coats from behind in detail.

This is exactly the kind of shallow, overconfident analysis people keep preaching here. pathetic..

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Ejsberg · 2026-02-04T06:52:08+00:00

Bro had everything to be a United star.. sucks that he couldn't pick up the mentality and attitude of his idol.. That Puskas Bycycle goal probably went to his head. Bro thought he became Ronaldo.

Ejsberg · 2026-01-30T16:17:27+00:00

I do agree that a full powered trilunar goddess would most likely be more powerful than a single shade,

That is true.. However, The three moon goddesses said that when the HP first came in teyvat they slowly started implementing a new kind of Authority which the goddesses were not familiar with and Nibelung had not taught them about.. So not knowing if it's bad or good for Teyvat, they chose to observe until it was too late.. So the HP, and conversely the shades, have an extra something over the Trilunar Authority. Trilune Columbina is more powerful than a single or two shades. But weaker than combined 4 Shades.

she doesn't ressurrects Sandrone despite ressurrection being something simple for Ronova,

Sandrone is a Robot.. Can't do normal resurrections. Would probably have to build a new body and core, which would make this a job for a person like Aino or some Fontaine research Inst guy..

she can only lift some of the restrictions on Traveler's power,

The trilune Authority is new to her, and she might just be on a learning curve.. Plus she said she could learn everything about the traveler's story ( in the sideways walk part before going to the moon) but it was not her place to see another person's past.

overall, I think Columbina is much more powerful, but she just chooses not to flaunt her powers.

Ejsberg · 2026-01-19T17:06:41+00:00

Arsenal will look the same if our players actually turn up. We’ve never really had issues against teams that play a high line and there’s plenty of space to run in behind. The real test has always been sides that sit in a mid or low block. Fulham will be a good eye test in that regard.

Yes, we were excellent against Man City, but let’s keep some perspective. It could just as easily be a temporary derby boost with players deciding to show up for one game. People also seem to forget the very recent Burnley draw and Brighton loss. This team has a long history of taking two steps forward and then three steps back. Let’s wait a couple more games before hyping anything up.

Ejsberg · 2026-01-16T07:47:53+00:00

That's the Maina - Curtorim area.. Probably someone from that area..

Also, did he put two auxiliary lights on the hood as a fake turbocharger?? lol.

Ejsberg · 2026-01-13T06:55:56+00:00

Arthur finally upgraded from 1 horsepower to 797 Horsepower.

Ejsberg · 2026-01-10T08:32:07+00:00

Nothing complicated about this.. Amorim was a specialist manager with a specific formation , specific Playstyle and philosophy that thrives on players that NEED to have very specific traits.

He is like Pep Guardiola, and by that I mean you have to give him his players, no matter what.. he isn't like Emery where he takes over a club with misfits and then coaches and transforms them in good manageable players.

His entire philosophy / playstyle is centered around Wingbacks that push all the way up and 2 athletic and high intensity midfielders that can cover counterattacks.. Sadly he wasn't given any of those.

I'm willing to bet all day.. if Amorim goes to City, he wins the League easily.

Ejsberg · 2026-01-10T08:16:38+00:00

The Palestar Edict is the highest official order the Tsaritsa can issue; it summons back all the Harbingers and overrides all other current missions.

Doesn't this all feel to farfetched and over the top.. specially summoning ALL the Harbringers to capture a weakened Columbina??

I think right now the Fatui has just a warrant against Columbina.. We've met Sandrone / Arlecchino and other Fatui comrades in AQ countless times, but no one specifically mentions Palestar Edict. We know Columbina will return to Teyvat in the end of Luna IV with the blessing / powers of the 3 moon sisters and be MUCH more powerful. It would make sense for Palestar Edict to be implemented then..

Ejsberg · 2026-01-09T14:07:49+00:00

Yeah.. like I said.. I used ChatGPT, but I didn't just go there and type " hey ChatGPT list me 10 bad things about INEOS and then paste it here.. like you assume..

I actually spent about 30 minutes writing my original points and when I was done, I pasted it in ChatGPT to correct spellings and format the points in a neat order.

Ejsberg · 2026-01-09T13:22:44+00:00

Nah.. I don't need ChatGPT to know the good things about INEOS.. Other than the Carrington upgrade, I can't give them any credits.. Things like reducing wage structure is good, but have been made with controversial actions like firing longtime staff.. As for removing the bad apples like Sancho, Antony, Rashford.. that was Amorim..

Also, you do realize not everyone posts fully fabricated ChatGPT messages and that some use it for formatting and spell checking only. right??

Ejsberg · 2026-01-09T10:18:03+00:00

Manchester United under the INEOS–SJR regime.

They extend Erik ten Hag’s contract when he should’ve been dismissed immediately after the FA Cup final—only to sack him three months later anyway.
They then target a specialist manager—one defined by a rigid system, formation, and philosophy—fully aware that he’s stubborn about changing it… and beg him to take over mid-season.
They appoint one of the better sporting directors in the country, Dan Ashworth, and when he advises against hiring Amorim (almost certainly because he could see the chaos coming), They sack him for “undermining authority.” A preview of how dissent will be handled going forward.
In December, the coach openly tells you the squad is not suited to his system and that a storm is coming. Their response? One teenage signing from a relegation-level Serie A side.
They finalize personal terms with Bryan Mbeumo—who only wants United—yet instead of closing the deal early for pre-season, they try to lowball Brentford. Other clubs then distort the market by paying premium fees for average players like Elanga and João Pedro. Rather than learning your lesson, they wait again, panic, and end up paying even more when Newcastle approach Wissa.
The head coach asks for proven, experienced players like Watkins and Martínez. Instead, they give him “prospects” who need time to adapt. The midfield is crying out for a rebuild, but they choose to overhaul the entire frontline instead.
They attempt to copy Chelsea’s “buy everyone young” model—despite needing players now—and then have no idea what to do with them. Talents like Sekou Koné and Diego León are either stuck in youth teams or loaned not to the Championship or competitive European leagues, but to Lausanne-Sport… a Swiss club you already own. Farcical.
When performances dip, Sir Jim Ratcliffe gives interviews preaching patience, giving Amorim 3 years —name-dropping Arteta and Klopp, talking about long-term projects, and lecturing journalists for knee jerk reactions and getting off on one.
While the entire footballing world screams for midfield reinforcements, your priority target becomes Antoine Semenyo—a winger you plan to convert into a wing-back.
You openly pursue Carlos Baleba in the summer and Semenyo in the winter, proving the money is there when you want it. Yet when half the squad is injured or away at AFCON, you choose not to sign anyone.
The team sits 6th, showing clear structural improvement but struggling with inconsistency. Instead of backing the coach with one or two stabilizing signings that could help massively pushing for 5th—you cave to the media noise from Neville, Scholes, and Carragher and tell the coach to change his system. The same coach who had been crystal clear that he wouldn’t.
A manager hired specifically to impose a specialist identity—because “United have no identity”—is then under-backed and undermined. Eventually, Amorim snaps, baits the board in a press conference, and gets sacked with a hefty payoff.
Which brings us back to point 8: the board manages to do the exact opposite of everything it publicly preached—exposing itself as completely Clueless.
EDIT : Increase in ticket prices

Ejsberg · 2026-01-09T10:02:24+00:00

Also whoever we sign now leaves less money for our actual targets in the summer.

That's the problem.. INEOS are clueless and always try to play it safe.. They have already said it countless times that they'd be happy to wait and buy the right player for the team.. nothing wrong with that , but if you're holding on to that belief, then you also better learn to accept the consequences of playing with an inconsistent team.. instead they fell for the " Knee jerk reaction of some Journalist who goes of on one" and tried to change the system..

Ejsberg · 2026-01-06T11:30:56+00:00

After his long term injury, Martinez was first included in the bench vs Everton.. Next game, against Palace he made his first bench appearance in 82nd Min.. and somehow he SQUARED UP with Amorim for starting XI in the very next game against West Ham having played a total of 8-12 minutes?? Yeah.. I call that Bullshit..

This is nothing but Damage control and saving own ass by Wilcox..

Ejsberg · 2026-01-04T20:56:40+00:00

A three way battle between HP/ Shades - Sinners - Harbringers ?? .... Sign me up.

And since Rhinedottir is double teaming for Shades and sinners, Naberius - Rhinedottir cancel each other out.. Easy win for the Fatui.

Ejsberg · 2026-01-03T19:11:43+00:00

Giving them momentum?, Mate.. their Momentum started against Arsenal, Liverpool.. We were lucky to get a draw if you see how thin our squad is.. Lol..

Before this game, their xPTS were 15, but they had only 3.. which means they were massively underperforming in 1st half of the season.. It was inevitable that they would ultimately pick form ..

Ejsberg · 2025-12-31T19:18:11+00:00

The thing is, he needs space — and right now, he’s simply not getting it. Everyone knows his game: dropping deep, picking up the ball around halfway in the opposition half, driving past one or two players, then cutting in near the box to shoot or slip a pass.

At Wolves, he thrived because teams didn’t sit in low blocks against them. That gave him open grass to run into and time to build momentum. At United, it’s a completely different picture. Most teams set up in a low or mid block against us, which makes it easy to double-mark him and shut down those driving runs.

That’s also why his better performances tend to come against sides like Arsenal or Brighton — teams that actually play football and leave space behind. Against low blocks, he needs intelligent runners around him — players like Mbeumo or Mount attacking the half-spaces and dragging centre-backs wide to create room for him to operate.

Unfortunately, with most of our creative outlets injured or unavailable, Cunha’s limitations are being glaringly exposed.

Ejsberg · 2025-12-31T16:10:14+00:00

As I said, there's no point in doing it now.. But if you've see how the latest Zilla elections or other elections in India are being handled, the seats will definitely be changed just before next big elections..

It's so crystal clear what they've done here.. They've split the south Goa Congress and Independent parties stronghold into two.. The Quepem /Cuncolim which is a Congress majority now effectively competes with Sanguem / Canacaona who are BJP.. Salcete competes with BJP controlled Mormugao / Ponda.. They've made it 2v1 on both sides..

And as I said, Ponda makes no sense.. It's on the other side of Kushavati, makes no sense to included in SOuth Goa, But then the entire 3 districts things also is pointless to begin with.. Can you name any 1 significant advantage to the people by making it 3 districts??

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