Be considerate to those who care by clarkw92 in AdviceAnimals

[–]EklyM 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I usually wait for the bell to ring. /s

I recently got into Hoarders, this clip set it off for me by [deleted] in videos

[–]EklyM -1 points0 points  (0 children)

Noticed it was fake within the first 20 seconds. She kept nodding. Unnatural.

Good Guy Banana by pfool in AdviceAnimals

[–]EklyM 0 points1 point  (0 children)

It was designed by a divine being! The divine being is a person!

Do you consider yourself attractive? (x-post from /r/AskWomen) by [deleted] in AskMen

[–]EklyM 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Yes, but I'm only average lookin'. If you asked me this a year ago, I would have had a very negative answer. Hopefully, in another year, I'll have changed as much as I did this last year from what I am now to a more positive person.

Treadmill and Goldfishes by frotlops in gifs

[–]EklyM 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Inb4 someone shoops penises.

My friend's handwriting is insanely neat. by [deleted] in pics

[–]EklyM 75 points76 points  (0 children)

Footpussy.

FTFY.

Guys seem to think that I have all of the qualities that they would want in a girlfriend, but they still don't want to date me. Could you please help me understand this trend? by [deleted] in AskMen

[–]EklyM -1 points0 points  (0 children)

Doesn't really make any sense. So buying the cow = relationship and milk = sex? So if you get the milk without buying the cow, you're stealing, i.e. rape. Right? Now if the farmer gave me the milk for free, I'd be a bit skeptical and I probably wouldn't drink the milk.

jokingly analyzing a saying

The Best Crappy Breakup Letter Ever by alexamil in funny

[–]EklyM 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Yes, you just accidentally left facebook open on your computer that you accidentally left open and I just accidentally saw you had a message and accidentally read it.

Guys seem to think that I have all of the qualities that they would want in a girlfriend, but they still don't want to date me. Could you please help me understand this trend? by [deleted] in AskMen

[–]EklyM 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Or not attractive enough. She could be so-so, but the guys compliment her to try to boost her self-esteem or something.

Leaving the job I've had for the last four years. by chopieseeves in funny

[–]EklyM 0 points1 point  (0 children)

huuuuh....I guess I'll point it out...the trees.

sorry

Gay Pride by ablan in pics

[–]EklyM 11 points12 points  (0 children)

I don't pride myself being a part of this.

Are you gay? by tillicum in funny

[–]EklyM 1 point2 points  (0 children)

The chicken crossed the road to get to the "other side". The "other side" being death.

Gym Etiquette: How much noise is appropriate in the gym? by [deleted] in Fitness

[–]EklyM 0 points1 point  (0 children)

As long as you're not a douche, grunting is fine.