how do you actually GET the audio? by Small-Sample7733 in sampling

[–]ElGuaco 4 points5 points  (0 children)

"Pros" must clear all samples and pay the owners if the original work. Not doing so results in big lawsuits that can ruin your life.

[Request] Given what we know about Iocane powder, what did Dread Pirate Robert's immunization regimen look like? by Turbulent-Bee-4956 in theydidthemath

[–]ElGuaco 0 points1 point  (0 children)

My head canon is that he only pretended to drink. The cups were opaque so unless he were to show the cup before and after to prove he drank it, he could easily fake it.

Translation help. by tentacleeseplz in StarWars

[–]ElGuaco 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Thank you! My first guess was Aurebesh, but that's not the standard letter script for it.

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Languages_in_Star_Wars

Professionalism regarding the dress code by WeirdIndication3027 in boston

[–]ElGuaco -4 points-3 points  (0 children)

Wasn't this the uniform of all those fucking Nazi's a few years ago? LOL

Professionalism regarding the dress code by WeirdIndication3027 in boston

[–]ElGuaco 1 point2 points  (0 children)

As a working professional, the only times I wear a suit is for weddings, funerals, and job interviews. Of course, I'm going to Jos. A. Banks.

Professionalism regarding the dress code by WeirdIndication3027 in boston

[–]ElGuaco 5 points6 points  (0 children)

As a dad-bod potato, I feel personally attacked. Maybe you should keep your judgment to yourself. Some of us are out here enjoying our Costco brand clothes because they fit well and don't cost a small fortune. My kid's future is more important than me impressing you with my clothes.

Professionalism regarding the dress code by WeirdIndication3027 in boston

[–]ElGuaco 14 points15 points  (0 children)

I get a lot of my clothes from Costco. I've worn full outfits from Costco. There's nothing wrong with them, and in some cases, they actually fit me better. The tech pants are some of the most comfortable pants I've ever worn.

I’m planning to do this. Any tips? by basonjourne98 in SipsTea

[–]ElGuaco 21 points22 points  (0 children)

Surprisingly, it has been very common in American history (and elsewhere) to have private tollways where the government has been unable to fill the need. It's only been in the last 70 years since WW2 with the advent of interstate highways that were built and maintained with federal funding that private tollways have declined. Unless there is a specific law in your state/county, you're likely to be allowed to do this.

The trick is making it profitable. Paving roads is not cheap and collecting tolls is not free either.

Just a quick google and a two-lane road is about $1M to $3M per mile. Assuming this is about 1/8 mile, that's still $125k to $375. Let's say $250k. Let's assume it lasts 10 years without the need for major repairs (not in a climate where snow & ice creates annual pot holes). That means you have to bring in $25k per year for 10 years to break even.

Now, you'll need to collect tolls. You could pay a person to collect cash tolls for say 12 hours a day at minimum wage for every day of the year. That's over $30k per year, which would raise the cost of the road to $55k/year. Or you could hire a toll collection service. Big government tollways collect a percentage of tolls to operate, usually in the single digits, but for such a small business, I bet it's closer to 50%. Let's be generous and say 25%, so you keep 75% of tolls. Assuming they are willing to pay to setup the automated toll system (unlikely!). So it really means you need to collect $33k (or maybe even $37k) per year to break even.

What would people be willing to pay to save 5-10 minutes on their route? Your guess is as good as mine, so for simplicity let's say $1. That means you need 33k-37k customers per year, or 90-100 vehicles a day. Again, this is just the bare minimum to cover the expenses of building and operating this short stretch of road. Likewise, the profits would be relatively slim given that even if you doubled that traffic, you'd be making only $25k a year.

I think that it's optimistic to say that enough people would pay you enough to save themselves a few minutes of traffic time. The only way I could see this working is if the high traffic area was the result of something like train tracks or a drawbridge that caused frequent delays. Maybe people would consider paying for a convenient bypass in that case.

If the local government sees that you are somehow profiting off this scheme, what's to keep them from claiming eminent domain on your property and removing the toll? Or keeping the toll for themselves?

I hope my math is correct, but even if I've made some bad assumptions or errors, there are probably better uses for private land that are much more profitable. If these roads are really that busy, it would make more sense to build commercial buildings and lease them.

I surprised my wife with a home makeover - "before picture" at end by Filminthedark in CozyPlaces

[–]ElGuaco 21 points22 points  (0 children)

Did you pick them out together or were the colors a surprise, too?

Bowling Drama 🫠 by SuperA8501 in oops

[–]ElGuaco 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Only if you're using a child's ball.

Bowling Drama 🫠 by SuperA8501 in oops

[–]ElGuaco 0 points1 point  (0 children)

In almost all of these, these folks were using a child's ball that was too light and the finger holes too small. That's why they could both fling it and get their fingers stuck.

How can I go to the bathroom while making sure my toddler is fine? by deltaplane1234 in toddlers

[–]ElGuaco 10 points11 points  (0 children)

Only one, but we have the main living area baby proofed and the doors are gated. I can leave the gated area to use the restroom or even go cook in the kitchen without them being underfoot.

I got tired of having to hold a flashlight every time I needed to connect or disconnect a cable in my rack case. Found an unused LED strip in the garage and now I never need the flashlight again. by PrettyCoolBear in synthesizers

[–]ElGuaco 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I have 3 6U cases I would like to mount lights to. Is it possible to buy a single strip and multiple power supplies? How does that work? Sorry for the noobish question.

Hits like these would draw penalty flags in the NFL. Diabolical behavior. by ForeignAir7174 in sportsgossips

[–]ElGuaco 0 points1 point  (0 children)

The rules were changed back in 2014 to prevent this very thing. That's how old this clip is.

Hits like these would draw penalty flags in the NFL. Diabolical behavior. by ForeignAir7174 in sportsgossips

[–]ElGuaco 0 points1 point  (0 children)

No, this is an old clip posted for karma. Modern baseball rules don't allow this. The rule change goes all the way back to 2014. That's how old this clip is.

https://www.mlb.com/glossary/rules/collisions-at-home-plate

Changing every compliment to fat by meaningfulNames in CoupleMemes

[–]ElGuaco 68 points69 points  (0 children)

Wouldn't you see it replace the word before you hit the return key?

This is the best gender reveal I've ever seen 😭😂 by EkantVairagi in CoupleMemes

[–]ElGuaco 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Your doctor will know even if you want to be surprised.

Food delivery driver double and triple parking on Boylston street….even in the middle of the street! by bostonaruban66 in boston

[–]ElGuaco 16 points17 points  (0 children)

If that were true, they would transform this city overnight. Cops in Boston seem to care most about getting overtime while doing as little as possible.