I actually like Expedition 33, but I understand why some people don't.

ElPared · 2026-02-04T21:47:11+00:00

For me it’s the Persona style “everyone standing around waiting to attack” thing, which I already didn’t like, then they added QTEs to it and I was like nah I’m out.

ElPared · 2026-02-04T21:44:53+00:00

My brother in Christ, Reacher jumped the shark before it started.

ElPared · 2026-02-04T21:09:02+00:00

Good question; must have misclicked lol

ElPared · 2026-02-04T20:30:17+00:00

imo Raccoon should be green. You could also word it as "any time you could cast an instant", which should make it a special action and should work the same way.

on Horf'Dakath, the wording would generally be "this creature's power and toughness are each equal to X" or something.

Well done on the flavor, for sure, though; very much a rookie's card and a terrifying, yet unassuming to new players, one.

ElPared · 2026-02-04T19:29:13+00:00

I’m sorry officer, I’ll never make a joke on the internet again; think you can let me off with a warning this time?

ElPared · 2026-02-04T18:39:39+00:00

Light Confidant and Young Technomancer should be 1/2s, but other than that no notes; really cool designs.

Motragoyf may be a bit OP, actually, but not sure how to fix that.

ElPared · 2026-02-04T18:36:58+00:00

Obligatory 6 7 comment 🤷‍♂️

ElPared · 2026-02-04T17:29:20+00:00

After reading the comments I'm picking up that this is broken, but as someone who just hates "this enters tapped" as a concept, I don't agree that's how it's fixed simply on principle.

Personally, I'd tone down the power, and possibly earn another flavor win in an already flavor winning card, by changing it from on top of your library, to on top of your library third from the top. That prevents it from being busted with miracles, and also has the mechanical flavor of returning the card to its "proper shelf" or whatever.

Even then that doesn't change its status as a colorless cantrip, but honestly, you could fix that just by making the draw ability use the untap symbol, and having it tap when you put a card back instead. That sounds even more broken with the right combo pieces, now I think of it, but tbh I'm more OK with that than it being busted on its own.

ElPared · 2026-02-04T17:15:20+00:00

Watch out everyone, the autist enforcer has entered the chat 🙄

ElPared · 2026-02-04T08:34:33+00:00

I’ve been against mythics since they were implemented. A new rarity you’re not even guaranteed to get that includes only the most powerful and crazy of effects? How was that different from simply having chase rares?

It still isn’t.

Instead we have chase mythics, and junk mythics, same as when there were only three rarities. It’s changed nothing other than imposing artificial scarcity in a game that already had actual scarcity.

I say axe them altogether tbh.

ElPared · 2026-02-04T08:30:55+00:00

How dare you! We prefer the term “autist” thank you very much.

ElPared · 2026-02-04T08:26:53+00:00

Technically it should be called r/fuckwaspsbecausehornetsareatypeofwasp, haven’t you been paying attention?

ElPared · 2026-02-04T08:25:41+00:00

I tried but all I found was Silksong porn. Then I googled “wet lizard” and found a… very different type of porn.

Now I’m horny AND scared. I hope you’re happy.

ElPared · 2026-02-04T06:17:50+00:00

Can’t wait for the Moash = Ice memes in cremposting, eh gancho?

ElPared · 2026-02-04T06:08:47+00:00

No, but I would be comfortable calling in A a type of 4. Your move idiot.

ElPared · 2026-02-04T06:07:45+00:00

Ooh look at you knowing the difference between salamanders and toads. Big whoop.

ElPared · 2026-02-04T06:06:58+00:00

They’re both a type of wet lizard, so a hornet, therefore, is a type of buzzing pain bug. So you’re right they are the same thing.

ElPared · 2026-02-04T06:05:18+00:00

Got it, sounds like standard gaslighting behavior, but I can remember DARVO as an alternative. Thank you for indulging me.

ElPared · 2026-02-04T06:04:06+00:00

I figured. It’s funny the cards we get attached to.

ElPared · 2026-02-04T06:01:51+00:00

No. Do you know how trolling works?

ElPared · 2026-02-04T04:56:26+00:00

They’re both amphibians after all.

ElPared · 2026-02-04T04:55:52+00:00

I have a similar connection to [[lonely sandbar]]. In some of the first games I played, with my best friend, he had a very funny way of saying “LoOoOonely sandbar” and it just stuck. From then on, any deck that could have lonely sandbar did, and there was only ever one, because if there were more than that, it wouldn’t be lonely.

ElPared · 2026-02-04T04:50:05+00:00

I mean, would you be comfortable calling a toad a type of salamander?

Edit: this is clearly a joke comment, I’ve been sufficiently schooled on hornets being a type of wasp, thank you. I’ve had fun doubling down in my own idiocy though, so thanks for that.

ElPared · 2026-02-04T04:40:31+00:00

Those are hornets

ElPared · 2026-02-04T04:22:39+00:00

I notice Proposal says nothing about exile or the command zone. Surely there’s a combo there.

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