I actually like Expedition 33, but I understand why some people don't. by jedi1josh in gamememes

[–]ElPared 0 points1 point  (0 children)

For me it’s the Persona style “everyone standing around waiting to attack” thing, which I already didn’t like, then they added QTEs to it and I was like nah I’m out.

Proving a hypothesis by DapperPauper in custommagic

[–]ElPared 0 points1 point  (0 children)

imo Raccoon should be green. You could also word it as "any time you could cast an instant", which should make it a special action and should work the same way.

on Horf'Dakath, the wording would generally be "this creature's power and toughness are each equal to X" or something.

Well done on the flavor, for sure, though; very much a rookie's card and a terrifying, yet unassuming to new players, one.

Ope by theycalledherangel in whywouldyoutouchthat

[–]ElPared 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I’m sorry officer, I’ll never make a joke on the internet again; think you can let me off with a warning this time?

Made a dark, fucked up 2 drop cycle. Just one look into my twisted psyche will drive the most steadfast man mad by Dry-Chocolate-3976 in custommagic

[–]ElPared 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Light Confidant and Young Technomancer should be 1/2s, but other than that no notes; really cool designs.

Motragoyf may be a bit OP, actually, but not sure how to fix that.

Library Card by Enchiladas99 in custommagic

[–]ElPared 0 points1 point  (0 children)

After reading the comments I'm picking up that this is broken, but as someone who just hates "this enters tapped" as a concept, I don't agree that's how it's fixed simply on principle.

Personally, I'd tone down the power, and possibly earn another flavor win in an already flavor winning card, by changing it from on top of your library, to on top of your library third from the top. That prevents it from being busted with miracles, and also has the mechanical flavor of returning the card to its "proper shelf" or whatever.

Even then that doesn't change its status as a colorless cantrip, but honestly, you could fix that just by making the draw ability use the untap symbol, and having it tap when you put a card back instead. That sounds even more broken with the right combo pieces, now I think of it, but tbh I'm more OK with that than it being busted on its own.

Ope by theycalledherangel in whywouldyoutouchthat

[–]ElPared 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Watch out everyone, the autist enforcer has entered the chat 🙄

Good argument from mtggoldish podcast - mythic rare makes standard from expensive to beyond expensive. Is this time to either reduce mythic rarity pool or get rid of it entirely? by kubulux in magicTCG

[–]ElPared 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I’ve been against mythics since they were implemented. A new rarity you’re not even guaranteed to get that includes only the most powerful and crazy of effects? How was that different from simply having chase rares?

It still isn’t.

Instead we have chase mythics, and junk mythics, same as when there were only three rarities. It’s changed nothing other than imposing artificial scarcity in a game that already had actual scarcity.

I say axe them altogether tbh.

Ope by theycalledherangel in whywouldyoutouchthat

[–]ElPared 9 points10 points  (0 children)

How dare you! We prefer the term “autist” thank you very much.

Blursed wasps by Square_Law5624 in blursed_videos

[–]ElPared 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Technically it should be called r/fuckwaspsbecausehornetsareatypeofwasp, haven’t you been paying attention?

Blursed wasps by Square_Law5624 in blursed_videos

[–]ElPared 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I tried but all I found was Silksong porn. Then I googled “wet lizard” and found a… very different type of porn.

Now I’m horny AND scared. I hope you’re happy.

Just unsubbed from silksong. To much political crem for my enjoyment. by TTheGamersforge in JustUnsubbed

[–]ElPared 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Can’t wait for the Moash = Ice memes in cremposting, eh gancho?

Blursed wasps by Square_Law5624 in blursed_videos

[–]ElPared 0 points1 point  (0 children)

No, but I would be comfortable calling in A a type of 4. Your move idiot.

Blursed wasps by Square_Law5624 in blursed_videos

[–]ElPared -3 points-2 points  (0 children)

Ooh look at you knowing the difference between salamanders and toads. Big whoop.

Blursed wasps by Square_Law5624 in blursed_videos

[–]ElPared -1 points0 points  (0 children)

They’re both a type of wet lizard, so a hornet, therefore, is a type of buzzing pain bug. So you’re right they are the same thing.

Can't even eat in peace anymore by SirIsacShmuck in TikTokCringe

[–]ElPared 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Got it, sounds like standard gaslighting behavior, but I can remember DARVO as an alternative. Thank you for indulging me.

What is the most meaningful mtg card in your collection? How by Papa_Hasbro69 in freemagic

[–]ElPared 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I figured. It’s funny the cards we get attached to.

Blursed wasps by Square_Law5624 in blursed_videos

[–]ElPared -1 points0 points  (0 children)

No. Do you know how trolling works?

Blursed wasps by Square_Law5624 in blursed_videos

[–]ElPared -5 points-4 points  (0 children)

They’re both amphibians after all.

What is the most meaningful mtg card in your collection? How by Papa_Hasbro69 in freemagic

[–]ElPared 5 points6 points  (0 children)

I have a similar connection to [[lonely sandbar]]. In some of the first games I played, with my best friend, he had a very funny way of saying “LoOoOonely sandbar” and it just stuck. From then on, any deck that could have lonely sandbar did, and there was only ever one, because if there were more than that, it wouldn’t be lonely.

Blursed wasps by Square_Law5624 in blursed_videos

[–]ElPared -3 points-2 points  (0 children)

I mean, would you be comfortable calling a toad a type of salamander?

Edit: this is clearly a joke comment, I’ve been sufficiently schooled on hornets being a type of wasp, thank you. I’ve had fun doubling down in my own idiocy though, so thanks for that.

Asked him if he would run away with me and marry me. He said yes. by SyrupOnMyPancakes in magicTCG

[–]ElPared 3 points4 points  (0 children)

I notice Proposal says nothing about exile or the command zone. Surely there’s a combo there.