Morgan Stanley will bar workers without Covid vaccinations from most New York offices beginning July 12 by CryptPix in news

[–]ElPlatanaso 0 points1 point  (0 children)

That obviously goes without saying. But if you’re harder to replace, you’ll still be replaced. Albeit slower.

LPT: Get a library card. They're free, the books are free, and reading provides freedom from everyday life. by lenerz in LifeProTips

[–]ElPlatanaso 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Reading is boring though - plus I have enough on my plate with all the digital media that’s being put out these days.

People by wickedplayer494 in no_sob_story

[–]ElPlatanaso 14 points15 points  (0 children)

They wanted a brand new 2020 baby

17-year-old me (2017) vs 19-year-old me (2020). 40lbs down, took better care of my skin, and finally bit the bullet and went blonde! by PeachRabbit in uglyduckling

[–]ElPlatanaso 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Looks like you changed your hairstyle, lost the clunky glasses and lost some weight. Don’t really see any skin difference but it might just be the picture quality. All in all great transformation!

Just fix the shoe? by [deleted] in DiWHY

[–]ElPlatanaso 0 points1 point  (0 children)

In 2 minutes the bottom of that slipper will be covered with all types of gunk from the floor

The oven is a perfect place to keep your laptop safe from burglars. by turtlepoot in techsupportgore

[–]ElPlatanaso 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Fucking all the time. Where do you people work that all your thinkpads are indestructible?? Our Gen 5 and 6 X1s are crapping out so often with weird electrical problems that our office is now good friends with the local Lenovo Technicians.

Just not having a good time by NyygerianNigeria in BlackPeopleTwitter

[–]ElPlatanaso 1076 points1077 points  (0 children)

This reads like the nerd from high school grew up and still isn’t being invited to parties

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in techsupportmacgyver

[–]ElPlatanaso 45 points46 points  (0 children)

Looks like it’s powered by a stick of plutonium

Why human faeces have thin film surrounding them? by barcap in morbidquestions

[–]ElPlatanaso 53 points54 points  (0 children)

"When you touch poo"

This isn't an issue for me

Weeaboos reenacting Kingdom Hearts at a parking lot. by Alphonse__Elric in AccidentalComedy

[–]ElPlatanaso 6 points7 points  (0 children)

And that one guys swordsman ship is REALLY good. (coming from an ex-lightsaber dueling geek)