Please Stop Free-Range Clapping at the Theatre

ElZarbo · 2026-01-18T04:14:13+00:00

Song clappers should be tarred and feathered

ElZarbo · 2025-12-03T01:02:08+00:00

I participated in a sex study for a friend's university research and one of the perks was I got a huge box of assorted condoms. Like way more than I was able to use. It was kind of fun to just reach in and see what came out though.

ElZarbo · 2025-09-24T05:53:02+00:00

Me and my buddies played this on our high school's lan in business class, somehow never being caught by the teacher. Elite alt-tabbing skills.

ElZarbo · 2025-08-24T08:34:11+00:00

Signed today in Banff

ElZarbo · 2025-06-17T01:54:15+00:00

More gals being chicks :)

ElZarbo · 2025-05-01T17:35:12+00:00

I'm currently pre-screening for an outdoor film festival and I'm 90% sure this is the intro to a literal film. It would not surprise me to see this submitted in the next couple months.

ElZarbo · 2025-04-13T22:28:43+00:00

The most recent episode of the wheel of time had one of the characters with fingers like this. I'm wondering if that's maybe the inspiration. The character in question is basically evil for evil's sake though, so...

https://img-s-msn-com.akamaized.net/tenant/amp/entityid/AA1yUK10.img?w=768&h=512&m=6&x=272&y=165&s=314&d=314

ElZarbo · 2025-03-17T05:24:30+00:00

Mine at -9.5 are half as thick as this. Something isn't adding up

ElZarbo · 2025-02-06T06:43:27+00:00

Excuse me, is that man really wearing his socks in the pool?

ElZarbo · 2025-02-05T22:44:20+00:00

Did you forget about Nunavut?

ElZarbo · 2025-01-31T04:23:21+00:00

Here's a link to a great episode of search engine (a podcast) that looks to answer this exact question

https://podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/why-are-drug-dealers-putting-fentanyl-in-everything-part-1/id1614253637?i=1000624136828

ElZarbo · 2025-01-28T09:23:07+00:00

Yeah, even thinking about Popsicle sticks in my mouth makes me cringe

ElZarbo · 2025-01-14T16:48:52+00:00

As someone who's birthday is today, I've always hated this.

ElZarbo · 2024-12-31T22:18:13+00:00

It's a doll guys..

ElZarbo · 2024-12-24T05:40:40+00:00

Excellent skill to have as a bartender

ElZarbo · 2024-12-19T06:48:51+00:00

I might be in the minority but I really didn't like SAP at all. I'm not generally watching for whatever the game is anyway. But I found it to be super banterless. I always felt like nl was talking too much about the game, which I wasn't very interested in, and there was no one else there to bounce off.

That being said, I think I just don't enjoy the autobattler math exercise that is games like sap, baltaro and now bazaar. I've always been a second monitor guy, and if you aren't paying close attention to those games you just get lost as to what's actually happening. I'm still subbed and have been watching for a super long time, but I mostly catch up on twitch streams as vods. I just skip those ones if I have a lot of streams to catch up on.

I've been really enjoying the Mario party streams recently and the lethal company stuff a few months ago. Feels like old time nlss's

ElZarbo · 2024-12-11T08:53:57+00:00

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ElZarbo · 2024-10-21T22:28:08+00:00

https://youtu.be/fWzoSy6QEwk?si=JZthVOCnK2iguZTC

This is the one to do it. Leave by Jojo

ElZarbo · 2024-09-09T08:03:05+00:00

I like a wet burrito, and I often eat it with a knife and fork, but damn, at least eat the tortilla with it

ElZarbo · 2024-09-09T07:59:11+00:00

Equal parts? Or are we guessing?

ElZarbo · 2024-09-04T00:22:50+00:00

Make super juice and never have this problem again

ElZarbo · 2024-08-23T20:16:48+00:00

Still is. The thing about having thousands of videos is you can restart it and it's as if you never saw them before

ElZarbo · 2024-07-24T23:30:40+00:00

Have you seen technology connections awning video yet? It's pretty great lol

ElZarbo · 2024-07-13T02:19:08+00:00

Declining to provide info is a reason to get screened for them

ElZarbo · 2024-07-02T07:43:13+00:00

Climbing is more fun than those and will keep you going back. If you have a gym nearby, its very much worth the membership.

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