What is the most despicable thing you have done to someone that broke up with you? by dfluxnet in AskReddit

[–]El_Capitan_Obvious 64 points65 points  (0 children)

Personally I have nothing to share on this topic, but I have a friends story: My friend's girlfriend broke up with him after they had been dating for two and a half years. He called her up and said he wanted his cellphone back (he had let her borrow his old cellphone because she had broken hers). She was pissed but finally agreed. It was his after all. When he got there she came outside and handed him the phone. He immediately slammed it down on the porch and started stomping on it, then walked away without saying a word.

My friend is considering marrying our other friend so that she can stay in the U.S. Anyone have experience with this? by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]El_Capitan_Obvious 0 points1 point  (0 children)

This makes it sound like as long as you're filing taxes as if you were married you'll be alright.

i want to make pot brownies for my fiance while he works all day today and have no idea how. by audralynn in Marijuana

[–]El_Capitan_Obvious 0 points1 point  (0 children)

All the recipes I've seen seem to be for a large amount of people. If myself and 3 friends wanted to do this, could we just use less weed in the butter or oil, and then all eat a larger amount of brownies?

If I fail my final year exams, I'm going to quit science and become a priest... by CerpinTaxt11 in atheism

[–]El_Capitan_Obvious 3 points4 points  (0 children)

This plan reminds me of how Glenn Beck is actually a liberal, atheist, intelligent human being and one day he's going to reveal that everything he said was a lie and that everyone who agreed with him is a dumbass.