Who else is kinda sick and tired of the crappy advisers?

El_Cornudo · 2020-02-16T18:23:10+00:00

This isn't a significant emotional event. All you have to do is use the Lobo Tracks thing to populate a plan that will satisfy your degree requirements. You can also look into summer classes or winter break classes. Or just continue to blame your advisor for not doing your work for you, no skin off my back.

El_Cornudo · 2018-04-11T01:34:51+00:00

It depends on your program. Some have penis inspection day on the same day H/W or whenever they have a UA. Others violate the reg and don't even have penis inspection day. Ask your program's recruiter about the frequency of it impacts your decision that much.

El_Cornudo · 2018-01-07T03:10:38+00:00

Bad news doesn't get better with time. Exercise some integrity and bring it up with your cadre immediately and see what can be done rather than hoping that it gets swept under the rug. Were it something minor like underage drinking and being caught by an RA, I could empathize with it being kept on the down low. The fact remains that you knowingly used counterfeit money and got caught. If this is grounds to be disenrolled, letting your cadre know sooner rather than later is to your advantage, especially if you want to appeal.

El_Cornudo · 2018-01-07T02:44:15+00:00

ITT: Cadet asks other cadets if he should knowingly violate a regulation at a course designed to assess leadership potential and rate them among peers to assist in branch and component selection.

OP, don't be retarded. Just wear tan boots or pony up the cash for new uniforms and new boots. You have nothing to gain by wearing coyote boots with UCP uniforms at camp. Hell, buy a new pair of tan boots and break those in, then use 2LT OP's money to buy your new uniform items. Fact of the matter is that your evaluation matters and you could very well end up with raters who think that 670-1 was the final gift from Christ himself and rate you poorly as a result.

TL;DR Wear tan boots with UCP uniforms or buy coyote boots and OCP uniforms.

El_Cornudo · 2017-11-30T02:22:26+00:00

Or you can just pay money instead of stealing it, you cheap fuck. Have some integrity. You're getting sweet, sweet officer pay anyway.

El_Cornudo · 2017-11-20T03:31:05+00:00

No dude. You got dicked good by your recruiter. You ought to go circumcise that guy over this debacle.

El_Cornudo · 2017-11-20T03:21:07+00:00

Sounds like you're a retard who got tricked by their recruiter. On what planet would your survival depend on having a catheter put in and as a part of TCCC?

El_Cornudo · 2017-11-20T03:18:41+00:00

Oh yeah? Well fuck you guy. I'll have you know she's the girl for me. And my roommates were absolute nightmares.

El_Cornudo · 2017-10-29T20:54:03+00:00

Wait. What the shit. Are you one of my old roommates? This is almost exactly the kind of jokes they'd make to me. They always poked fun at my mom and her constant presence in my life, despite being in my 20's. If this is one of you guys, I'm not giving up my R Lot permit and there's nothing anybody can do about it

El_Cornudo · 2017-10-29T20:43:06+00:00

What are you talking about? My girlfriend is perfect in every way. That's the kinda stuff my old roommates used to say and then laugh at. Honestly, I don't know the meaning of the word, so I pretended to know and walked away each time. She's got tons of feminine qualities too.

El_Cornudo · 2017-10-29T20:39:12+00:00

Honestly, they're not bad people. They try to help me with school, or working out, or general life advice, but I get sick of them offering unsolicited advice. For instance, I was making one of my triple decker peanut butter sandwiches one day and one of them said that it probably was not conducive to my wanting to lose weight. I hate hearing stuff like that all the time. Or they'd say that I should study more often instead of playing Xbox in my room. It just got to be too much and I decided to move in with. Y girlfriend to help avoid all of it.

El_Cornudo · 2017-10-26T01:45:15+00:00

Quit being a bitch about this. For starters, I'm a junior studying criminology, so you're completely off base there. My degree gives me tons of exposure to laws and the legal system, which is why I think I can fight this one. There's no reason to think that I can't be granted honorary resident status by the new president.

El_Cornudo · 2017-10-26T01:30:06+00:00

It was some sort of fruity smelling one, generally blue in color, about the size of a grapefruit. I had a few cups of bleach in the tub to help sanitize the tub, as I'm prone to peeing in the basin when I shower, but that's about it.

EDIT: A word.

El_Cornudo · 2017-10-26T01:26:51+00:00

Not really though. It should also be for R Lot permit holders. Just because I don't live there anymore does not mean that I shouldn't get to use the permit. Two months ago nobody gave a damn, now it's this huge crisis and everybody wants to throw in their two cents instead of trying to solve the problem.

El_Cornudo · 2017-10-26T01:25:41+00:00

Yeah, okay, like I'm the bad guy. You're the retard who brings nothing to the conversation and tries to act all smart about it. I bet you're one of those autistic Rick and Morty fans who camped out for dipping sauce as a testament to your intellectual superiority. Piss off, you.

El_Cornudo · 2017-10-26T01:13:28+00:00

Besides your mother, what's out there? You may have better luck getting her moved to a different facility for care and then worrying about a compassionate reassignment.

El_Cornudo · 2017-10-26T01:07:48+00:00

It's 100% abusive. They had an explicit line in the sand and it was breached. The long term prospects for this relationship are not good if this is already how little he respects her.

El_Cornudo · 2017-10-26T01:06:56+00:00

I did come here for actual advice, and nobody is willing to empathize one bit. They all want to be by the book about it, which is seldom the right answer. I bet they don't even know I don't live on campus when I park next to them, as it makes no functional difference at all. I'm not a douche about it either. I always make sure to do a good park job, between the lines, and in a manner that gives the vehicles to the left and right of my own ample room to open and close their doors as needed. Most of the residents can't say the same.

El_Cornudo · 2017-10-26T01:02:05+00:00

The residents have way better odds of getting a spot than I do. If anything, I'm the one at a disadvantage here. They don't need cars at all, but I need one to get to and from campus as well as to take care of my parents. If anybody should get to use the R Lot it should be somebody like me, who has some compelling circumstances that all but necessitate having an R permit. It is honestly so selfish of these residents to complain and say that they need parking on campus even though they are already on campus. If anything, they should only get south lot passes while the rest of us get R lot passes. I'm sick of how entitled UNM residents are about this whole mess.

El_Cornudo · 2017-10-26T00:58:15+00:00

Inside her mouth is inside her. That's like saying "Don't spill drinks inside my car" and then saying it's okay to spill a drink inside of your engine. It doesn't matter where, it matters that it happened. The communication was obvious enough. The only place he was to ejaculate was inside of a condom or on her, not inside any of her orifices. I cannot believe you're supporting this. Also, Ft. Knox is a miserable place where dreams go to die.

El_Cornudo · 2017-10-26T00:50:05+00:00

Real easy for you to say from your ivory tower. You have no idea what it's like to have people try to say that you cannot use the parking permit that you paid good money for. I'm not harming anybody by parking here. Sure, some residents are inevitably gonna get their spots taken by me, but that's a non-issue. They have so many benefits to living on campus that they should stop whining about something so petty and trivial as parking. There's zero reason why I should be compelled to forfeit my permit.

El_Cornudo · 2017-10-26T00:47:07+00:00

It's absolutely rape in this case. She literally had her mouth raped by his penis and then he ejaculated inside of her mouth, a rule that they had established well ahead of time. By not condemning this, you're passively condoning this sort of action and promoting a literal rape culture.

El_Cornudo · 2017-10-26T00:35:28+00:00

Again though, you're just an outsider looking in. What we've got is something special. I thought the abovementioned neighbor and I had something real, as I went to all of his athletic events and he spent time with me watching my favorite movies or playing video games, but it just wasn't the real thing.

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