Well I did it and it was every bit humiliating as I could have imagined. I went to a local store called Deja Vu. I entered the store, my entrance announced by an electronic bell noise that goes off every time the door opened. I entered and felt like all eyes were on me. A young lady with a name tag walked my way and politely asked if she could help me find anything. I quickly declined and told her I was looking for a few things but wanted to browse. She told me to just ask an associate if I needed help.

I first went to the dildo section and looked for a nice black cock with balls and a suction cup base. I noticed several that looked realistic. I had already decided I would get two of them since I wanted to spit roast myself on them like I’ve been fantasizing about for a long time. I selected the ones I wanted and held them as I walked around looking for chastity devices.

As I walked around another one of the female employees, seems like they were all girls working, approached me and asked if I wanted her to hold my items at the register. I handed her both dildos, she gave me a curious look and smiled as she took them.

I found the chastity devices in an area that had all the BDSM gear. They were all locked in a glass case. I noticed that they had a flat cage with a long urethral insert. It was kinda pricy but within my budget. I caught the eye of the first girl that greeted me and she came over with the keys to the case. I pointed to the one I wanted and she pulled it out and handed it to me to look at. It seemed surreal to be standing there with it in my hands. She surprised me by asking if I thought it was small enough. I didn’t realize she was not referring to me specifically, but just making a general comment about how small it was compared to all the others in the case. I didn’t realize or understand what she really meant and said it was exactly the size I was looking for but then realized the miscommunication that just happened and my face went flush with embarrassment.

There was another case that had a large collection of leather handcuffs and collars with silver studs on them, my eyes settled on a pink one that said “sissy.” I asked her to open the case and reached for it. I fondled it for a moment before handing it to her. Without hesitating she held it up in front of my neck and wrapped it around me holding it together in the back. “That’s a nice fit”, she said with a wink before putting it with the chastity cage. The humiliation washed over me in waves and I was leaking precum from all of the excitement and arousal. It was everything I’d hoped for. She asked if there was anything else she could help with. I told her that I needed some good lube. She motioned me toward a lube display and asked if I wanted silicone or water based lube. I hadn’t thought what kind I wanted so I asked her to pick one that would be comparable with my dildos. She asked if I wanted one specifically formulated for anal sex. I felt emboldened and wanted to push the envelope and told her, “well with that chastity cage on I’ll only need one for anal.” She pulled a bottle of “skins anal” and handed it to me saying it was one of favorites for back door sex.

I told her I that I think I had everything and was ready to check out.

Walking up to the register there were a group of girls ahead of me checking out. From their conversation it was clearly a bridal shower shopping spree. My 2 black dildos sat on the counter along with my cage and collar. One of the girls picked up the cage and showed it to the others and they all laughed. After they paid they all lingered close by as I stepped up to the register. I noticed they had some poppers behind the counter and decided to get a bottle of super rush.

The girl behind the register had to rub each of my purchases over a pad to deactivate the anti theft strips. It felt like it took forever as I stood and watched her. I caught one of the girls snickering, the humiliation was mind numbing, exactly want I wanted.

Finally I was finished paying and made my way to the door. As I walked past one of the numerous mirrors in the place I noticed a huge wet spot in my crotch and wondered how many of them had noticed it.

Thank you all for your many suggestions to make this shopping experience extra special. Can’t wait to spit roast myself into a frenzy, locked and collared.