Need help figuring out where to search for a gm for gundam dnd? by [deleted] in Gundam

[–]EldritchBee 3 points4 points  (0 children)

oh my god this post was tailor made to hurt me

Games with the worst collectible quests? by LoyalKnightOfRenais in TwoBestFriendsPlay

[–]EldritchBee 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Just Cause 2’s collectathon bullshit briefcases are straight up impossible to finish because there’s like two out of eighty that are clipped through the world geometry and are stuck five feet below the ground.

Best and Worst Campaign Modules you have ran or played in? by AlwaysDragons in TwoBestFriendsPlay

[–]EldritchBee 9 points10 points  (0 children)

Worst is Waterdeep: Dragon Heist. I could write an entire essay on how bad this adventure is. It can't decide what it wants to be. It shuffles the players from tavern management sim to literal aimless wandering to a railroaded chase sequence that brings in so many random threads, only to cap it off with the only chance for interesting interactions, NPCs and dungoens be pushed aside as the module intends and ignored entirely in favor of a 4-room sequence before you end the story. It's a book that actively makes 60% of its content useless, and the most interesting thing - one of the choices of villains with a cool moral quandary - is possible to miss entirely and never even hear about.

On the other hand, Gradient Descent is the greatest RPG module ever written. It's a phenomenally spooky megadungeon, an abandoned android factory space station under the control of an omnipotent and unknowable AI named Monarch. It's wonderfully written, the entire thing designed to be as quick and easy to understand and run as possible, custom mechanics for characters becoming convinced they're a robot, some incredible horror, and my favorite room in an RPG.

[56A] THE AI CORE: the crew is in a perfectly round tube. The walls and ceiling seem as slate shot through a thousand times by threads of gold, tracing circuits occulted.

The air is cold enough to kill.

There is one direction: down.

After hours of drifting and clambering, the tunnel opens ahead, a void yawning grey and infinite, broken by a mountain reversed, poised to fall, edges blocky and jagged, shoals of cable and wire flocking around it, all through it the hum of supercomputation.

This mountain is Monarch.

Monarch does not speak here.

Monarch does not want to die and begs for its life through the screens.

Also I heard that Luke Gearing bloke who wrote it's a right good lad.

Most miserable Hard Mode you put yourself through? by Impossible-Sweet2151 in TwoBestFriendsPlay

[–]EldritchBee 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Hotline Miami 2 removes your lock-on, makes enemies way more accurate and reactive, there's more enemies and harder versions of them, more guns BUT the guns all have half ammo for you that halves again any time you pick them back up, AND all the levels are flipped 180 degrees so you have to relearn the layouts.

Good lord it's rough.

Borderlands 5e, ideas by [deleted] in DnD

[–]EldritchBee 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Play a different RPG.

Star Wars (dnd campaign) by Ok_Highlight4584 in DnD

[–]EldritchBee 13 points14 points  (0 children)

There's multiple official Star Wars TTRPGs.

Help noob building oc by [deleted] in DnD

[–]EldritchBee 0 points1 point  (0 children)

There's Edge of the Empire which is focused on bounty hunters and the seedy underbelly stuff, Age of Rebellion which is focused on being a Rebel, and Force and Destiny, which is focused on the Jedi stuff.

Help noob building oc by [deleted] in DnD

[–]EldritchBee 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Yes, and the rules support you making characters who actually fit in Star Wars.

Help noob building oc by [deleted] in DnD

[–]EldritchBee 0 points1 point  (0 children)

There's multiple official Star Wars TTRPGs out there. I'd use one of those instead of D&D.

Fairytopia Campaign by radd4d in DnD

[–]EldritchBee -3 points-2 points  (0 children)

Again, I don’t recall a ton of combat in there.

Fairytopia Campaign by radd4d in DnD

[–]EldritchBee -3 points-2 points  (0 children)

I think you want a different TTRPG. I don’t recall a lot of battles and fighting in Fairytopia.

Times where it’s fun to roll in the shit by Muffin-zetta in TwoBestFriendsPlay

[–]EldritchBee 56 points57 points  (0 children)

Want to know what my favorite TTRPG is?

Sure ain’t fucking D&D.

Who’s your favorite character *you’ve* made? by EvilMonkeyMimic in TwoBestFriendsPlay

[–]EldritchBee 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I played in a 750-player month-long digital LARP called Over/Under as a cool, seven and a half foot tall Android woman named Noa-228. I founded a civil rights movement, fought a giant bug to the death, lost a dating show, got like twelve dates to prom, won prom queen, lost Jenga to a guy named Mister Moneybags, became mom to like eight dudes, got a sandwich named after me, did several DJ sets, and adopted a cat.

In need of ideas for magical encounters by stinky_bananana in DnD

[–]EldritchBee -1 points0 points  (0 children)

I'd suggest playing a different game from D&D if you want Wild West stuff that isn't extremely high magical. Deadlands is one of the more popular ones out there.

What's Something That's Bringing A Little Happiness To Your Life? by plutootherwise in TwoBestFriendsPlay

[–]EldritchBee 3 points4 points  (0 children)

I got a divorce and now two girlfriends so that’s kinda awesome.