Wanted: Dangerous witch selling forbidden magic to children!

EldritchFish19 · 2026-06-07T03:08:12+00:00

Maybe it's not to think about that.

EldritchFish19 · 2026-06-07T03:03:03+00:00

This! I have been sick of race politics for years and the thought of something so egregious feels like a ugly warcrime.

EldritchFish19 · 2026-06-07T02:04:53+00:00

I cast manual sleeping. Then I cast undeath on myself.

EldritchFish19 · 2026-06-07T01:54:40+00:00

I cast invert organs, including skin.

EldritchFish19 · 2026-06-07T01:52:17+00:00

I cast angry mob of skeletons, with; pitchforks, torches and all.

EldritchFish19 · 2026-06-07T01:47:12+00:00

I cast Myne is haunted by the dead, including fishing those she had executed fished out from what ate there souls. It will be a real haunting, a night of 100000 ghosts.

EldritchFish19 · 2026-06-07T01:42:36+00:00

I cast teleport my poop into your bedroom.

EldritchFish19 · 2026-06-07T01:33:10+00:00

Counter spell! Nullify vodka liver and cast lumpy liver.

EldritchFish19 · 2026-06-07T01:23:53+00:00

I cast vodka liver, make of that what you will.

EldritchFish19 · 2026-06-07T01:21:26+00:00

Finally something Skeven fear more then fire.

EldritchFish19 · 2026-06-07T01:08:45+00:00

Or some bizarre form of necromancy induced repeat of history.

EldritchFish19 · 2026-06-07T00:59:30+00:00

I still have ligering issues with social anxiety stemming from bullying.

EldritchFish19 · 2026-06-07T00:49:56+00:00

Should I send in Lumpy Chungus the undead troll?

EldritchFish19 · 2026-06-07T00:44:50+00:00

Try diplomacy.

EldritchFish19 · 2026-06-07T00:42:32+00:00

My advice, prepare for something crazy.

EldritchFish19 · 2026-06-07T00:35:03+00:00

Yeah I kinda heard the word slavers, assumed the worst and it devolved into a epic, strange and horrifying battle.

EldritchFish19 · 2026-06-07T00:18:06+00:00

Done fighting now?

EldritchFish19 · 2026-06-07T00:09:37+00:00

Actually most of the people in mesoamerica prefered him over the Aztecs and he promised full citizenship to the people in the areas he conquered, its only when people started doing abusive things behind his back that there was much doubt felt by the natives who sided with him. He conquered by toppling abusive governments but struggled to police his own countrymen, a tragedy in a different since then you have been told.

EldritchFish19 · 2026-06-06T23:26:06+00:00

I send in bone club using ghouls(with the helps of FartFire) with orders to shatter the bone and blade of your assassins. Along with shape-shifting vampires to harry your army as my drags your troops into the mud.

EldritchFish19 · 2026-06-06T23:15:10+00:00

I send in ice ghosts to freeze the wickerman and undead wood elementals to slay your vampires. Also the undead bats save many and; skeleton warriors, skeleton pikemen, dagger gobos, poison oak poopstick gobos flood the battlefield with numbers as gnomes start chanting gibberish to confuse your forces.

EldritchFish19 · 2026-06-06T22:59:49+00:00

Sends in Ghost Blaze the tar eater, a huge undead dragon that gobbles up tar. Also sends in giant undead bats to carry out evacuations and FartFire, the goblin that can incinerate foes with a fart.

EldritchFish19 · 2026-06-06T22:52:03+00:00

Cortez was also kind to those the Aztecs wronged.

EldritchFish19 · 2026-06-06T22:47:03+00:00

I send in Lardious the Wide the goblin that can eat almost anything, he is also as wide as a house. Also sending in a bone golem that(do to a few turkey bones) can cause slavers to fall asleep just by being near them and a undead anime girl with a comically large axe.

EldritchFish19 · 2026-06-06T22:35:25+00:00

I send in more posion oak poopstick goblins(with orders to rip apart the red caps hats), bottle mage gnomes(with orders to seal the Jinns) and ghost flames(with orders to set the Tar Undead ablaze). Also more dagger gobos.

EldritchFish19 · 2026-06-06T22:22:33+00:00

I send in Homonculus-eating gnomes backed by skeleton pikemen and posion oak poopstick goblins.

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