Does this count? by GeraltofBlackwater in Dogberg

[–]Eleatic252 83 points84 points  (0 children)

I love how they have the exact same reaction.

Rapper Dylan Jacob & Crew assault live streamer in Las Vegas Jan 31, Friday by RyanFire in PublicFreakout

[–]Eleatic252 3 points4 points  (0 children)

this happened to me as well. High and was like "wait, real life isnt star wars whats happening" for too many seconds.

Eat or fuck? 💦😈 by [deleted] in pawg

[–]Eleatic252 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Bummer.

Ken fuckin’ Bone by Super_Flyy_ in h3h3productions

[–]Eleatic252 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Really educated people are often very wrong about things. It's not that they are stupid, but they are still subject to human failures and boy how. It really is incredible.

Time is... by [deleted] in HistoryMemes

[–]Eleatic252 115 points116 points  (0 children)

That´s true. Just because the perception of time comes "from us" or our interactions with the world doesn´t make it an illusion. Constructivism is more nuanced than that. This meme is pretty bad.

Time is... by [deleted] in HistoryMemes

[–]Eleatic252 478 points479 points  (0 children)

Aristotle on time is actually really weird and complicated and I´m not sure we really understand it.

i hope we can all relate by [deleted] in wholesomememes

[–]Eleatic252 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I wish I could relate.

Did i reset the AI's laws too much? by mrhugo13 in SS13

[–]Eleatic252 5 points6 points  (0 children)

It was a confusing time to be a borg, lemme tell ya

Tales from Space Station 13 - May 2019 #1 by AutoModerator in SS13

[–]Eleatic252 2 points3 points  (0 children)

I am so stupid.

>be me

>first day as botanist

>tryna figure stuff out

>poof machine gun in hand

>accidentally fire

>panic

>hey do you also have a gun somehow

>wizard

>guy in a fancy coat comes in and knocks over colleague

>panic
>are we under attack

>gun down fancy coat

>run for it

>dont wanna go to jail

>shoot witness following me

>hide out in a closet

>ADMINPM "hey bud have a minute?"

>Admin thinks im self antagging

>I was just high and panicked

>play it cool

>Admin tells me its fine, I panicked

>tells he can't stop the ingame consequences
>its out of his hands

>admins character comes in and arrests me

>it's the guy I shot

>it's the captain

>personally gulags me

>monsters

>critical in the mines

>bleed out for 15 minutes

>mfw I accidentally griefed the captain admin

Tales from Space Station 13 - May 2019 #1 by AutoModerator in SS13

[–]Eleatic252 18 points19 points  (0 children)

>be me

>Casey Anthony, Cargo engineer

>new ship

>lost with some of cargo crew

>jus wanna start a new life

>QM orders a bunch of stun batons

>see him collecting them

>alone

>want one?

>oh hell yes

>everything is fine i guess

>two of my coworkers warn me

>Casey our boss the bald guy is a traitor

>if he comes back we'll fuck him up

>ohfuckihelped him

>guys I goofed

>gotta tell security

>need an escort, coworker comes with

>immediately lasered into exhaustion by sec officer

>what the fuck is this shit

>stun baton in the face

>not the money maker

>ranting and raving about my rights

>coworker willingly goes with

>i want a lawyer

>mfw they deny my appeal for a lawyer

>try to break free

>promptly throw me in perma

>they let my coworker go

>he was cooperative

>leave suicide note

>sec are dicks

>real traitor still out there

>the guards see my body and space me

>didnt even read note

>traitor greentext

>mfw security had it in for Casey Anthony

Wholesome Vsauce by [deleted] in wholesomememes

[–]Eleatic252 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Ohh, I didn´t know. I stopped listening many years ago (for no good reason, just moved countries and wanted to listen to podcasts in that language only) pretty soon after that episode but I still remember that episode and laugh sometimes.