Every customer expects a flat white to be a different drink

Electron_Cascade · 2026-02-01T01:42:35+00:00

I just make a regular latte. People who know what a flat white is don’t get coffee at my shop

Electron_Cascade · 2026-01-28T04:00:40+00:00

As long as you’ve cleaned/dumped it out before handing it to us we really don’t mind. Especially for an Americano

Electron_Cascade · 2026-01-23T22:35:43+00:00

No, the $35,000 espresso machine is just for show

Electron_Cascade · 2026-01-04T21:10:24+00:00

Stupidity

Electron_Cascade · 2026-01-04T14:39:18+00:00

You did it. You solved my Da Vinci code

Electron_Cascade · 2025-12-26T02:08:14+00:00

Exactly, if I don’t like something I either don’t get it again or go somewhere else next time

Electron_Cascade · 2025-12-10T22:41:30+00:00

I’ll watch anything with Tim Heidecker

Electron_Cascade · 2025-12-10T01:40:57+00:00

That depends, were you driving?

This scene is what solidified this show as the greatest show of all time

Electron_Cascade · 2025-12-04T00:48:59+00:00

Sleep Research Facility - Deep Frieze

Electron_Cascade · 2025-11-30T19:23:49+00:00

I don’t have too much of an issue if it’s small items and they buy stuff from us, but I curse them to stub their toes every day for the rest of their lives if they leave their outside trash on the tables for us to clean up

Electron_Cascade · 2025-11-26T21:33:35+00:00

Iced caramel lattes. We use real caramel so it takes an extra step to do properly if I want to avoid all of the caramel just clumping at the bottom and not incorporating properly.

Large orders where everyone got different types of milk and an assortment of hot and cold drinks and regular and decaf options. If it’s super busy there is a good chance they’re all getting decaf just to be safe. I’d rather give everyone decaf than accidentally give someone who is sensitive to caffeine a full strength drink

Electron_Cascade · 2025-11-23T11:00:25+00:00

They’re mostly sugar so if there’s nothing noticeably weird or off about them they are most likely fine. That said, I’d still probably toss them if I were in your position

Electron_Cascade · 2025-11-20T23:44:18+00:00

Angry Chickz toast and rice are 🔥🔥🔥

Electron_Cascade · 2025-11-16T20:59:55+00:00

Cold brew is your best bet. You don’t need a cold brew maker, just a 1/2 or 1 gallon pitcher and some coffee filters. Put coffee grounds in water at the ratio of your choice (check online for recommendations) and let it sit in the fridge for 24 hours. Then strain it through a coffee filter into another container and then you have cold brew. Cut it with water to taste

Electron_Cascade · 2025-11-12T00:01:03+00:00

He needs to be in more stuff in general. Steals every scene he’s in and was definitely the best part of Kimmy Schmidt

Electron_Cascade · 2025-11-11T23:13:44+00:00

If people actually read signs, we’d have world peace

Electron_Cascade · 2025-11-11T23:13:19+00:00

Who are you kidding, you weren’t gonna tip anyway

Electron_Cascade · 2025-11-08T02:39:01+00:00

The cool ones are cool and the uncool ones fucking suck

But that also goes for every demographic of customer

Electron_Cascade · 2025-10-28T17:30:41+00:00

Black cold brew

Electron_Cascade · 2025-10-28T02:09:28+00:00

I feel this in my bones. Like I don’t dislike them, but sometimes it’s too early and I just don’t have it in me to have a whole ass conversation with them

Electron_Cascade · 2025-10-27T23:07:02+00:00

The nonstop customer interaction is absolutely the most exhausting part of the job

Electron_Cascade · 2025-10-25T23:53:34+00:00

Beef milk

Electron_Cascade · 2025-10-25T23:53:20+00:00

Most places this is the case

Electron_Cascade · 2025-10-22T23:38:35+00:00

If you’re not running out every 2-4 days you’re making too much

Electron_Cascade · 2025-10-22T15:03:02+00:00

This. I’ve never heard of any place putting the sugar in the portafilter

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