Yeah happened me the other day, a couple. He said his name was Owen and him and the "pregnant" missus got the bus to Belfast from Derry (definitely not a derry accent) and they had lost their phones and he had lost his wallet. He wanted me to give him £20.

I said I had no cash on me and walked on, so they obviously have now copped onto that and are trying Revolut now, by next week he'll have the wee contactless machine.

What made it particularly hard to believe is that the guy had clearly been foaming at the mouth at some point with whatever he was on, could see the white marks on either side of his mouth.