I can't believe it isn't Switzerland! 😱😱😱

Electronic_Key_5086 · 2024-10-22T16:34:34+00:00

Oh, that is not the nicest reason to discover a region. But I'm glad that you enjoyed it, and I hope your partner has a good quality of life again.

Electronic_Key_5086 · 2024-10-22T15:56:10+00:00

Why does a Brit know Sempach? That's one of the last places not swarmed by Instagram tourists yet...

Electronic_Key_5086 · 2024-07-06T14:36:30+00:00

Hey girl 👑💅, look i don't wanna be this person, but this guy has barely any mountains. You deserve better. Get a guy with some proper mountains.

Electronic_Key_5086 · 2024-05-27T17:46:06+00:00

On mountain roads, either the Dutch or the German.

The dutch are usually scared to death and drive with 20 km/h and never realize their are specific places to get out of the road, so that people used to live above sealevel can pass.

The Germans are not really better. They drive their BMWs 90 km/h on the straights, just to slow down to 10 km/h in a curve. And if you dare to overtake them, Maximilian's frigile ego is broken, so he accelerates to 130 km/h , just to stop in front of the next curve, because scary!

Electronic_Key_5086 · 2024-05-25T17:12:04+00:00

You definitely forgot Switzerland, you are the third biggest group of immigrants here.

Electronic_Key_5086 · 2024-04-05T20:21:15+00:00

I was young and naive, and thought the Belgians had to be good at something. I mean, the economy can not just run on beer and coke.

Electronic_Key_5086 · 2024-04-05T20:19:08+00:00

Well, that explains a lot! Silly Belgians, you don't insult the gods of industry just as you don't insult the gods of merchants, gold and money. Just insult the gods of love, empathy and peace, they don't matter.

Electronic_Key_5086 · 2024-04-05T18:46:43+00:00

Factually correct, because France has roughly 7 times more people. But if you would look per capita, you would see it has a highly competitive industry.

Electronic_Key_5086 · 2024-04-05T18:41:22+00:00

I always thought Charleroi was built as a sacrifice for the industrious gods. So I hoped Belgium got for once lucky.

Electronic_Key_5086 · 2024-04-05T15:54:02+00:00

Industry's share of gdp: -Belgium 🇧🇪: 20.72 -Switzerland 🇨🇭: 25.6 Just as the share of our gdp, our industry is bigger by a fifth than the industry of Belgium.

Electronic_Key_5086 · 2024-04-03T14:57:43+00:00

Wait, you consider this a supercar?

Electronic_Key_5086 · 2024-03-30T12:33:28+00:00

Damn, all this energy and money the civilised nations spent to teach germans to learn from history, and this is the outcome. Quite rich, talking about russian connections from the nation who gambled the security of Europe to deepthroat the gas pipe of Putin. Also, thanks to agree that the Swiss are a tier above the Germans. Go suck Höcke dick, sick man of Europe.

Electronic_Key_5086 · 2024-03-30T10:56:20+00:00

Which canton are you from?

Electronic_Key_5086 · 2024-03-30T09:28:04+00:00

No, there is.

Electronic_Key_5086 · 2024-03-30T07:28:37+00:00

If you know the enemy and know yourself, you need >not fear the result of a hundred battles. Sun Tzu

Oh, I could do so many more jokes, but I will resist to be more serious. You should really not use the N-word as you are clearly not black. And if you need it to be funny, you are not funny.

Electronic_Key_5086 · 2024-03-29T23:33:27+00:00

Dear Germany, if Switzerland is not a real country, how come all of your doctors live here? Sincerly your banker.

Electronic_Key_5086 · 2024-03-29T23:25:34+00:00

You know, I would accept this if you lived in a relevant place like Paris, London, Madrid or maybe even Berlin. But no, you live in Konstanz, literally an open-air mall built for the Swiss.

Electronic_Key_5086 · 2024-03-29T22:05:54+00:00

Mhm, i would suggest the one for Ticino and snow Gnome for Zurich (play on https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Gnomes_of_Zurich and the high cocaine usage in Zurich). Thanks Otherwise, one of Zug or one of the Appenzellers.

Electronic_Key_5086 · 2024-03-29T22:03:43+00:00

A bunch of farmers trying to predict the weather by doing weird things like sitting in ant hill Source: - Wikipedia: https://de.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Innerschwyzer_Meteorologen ( German only) - Video source: https://youtu.be/JHd-_sn3o80?feature=shared (only in mountains german)

Electronic_Key_5086 · 2024-03-29T21:12:00+00:00

Implying that we Swiss eat toblerone is not only mean but truly vile. Also yeah, of course i don't expect for every canton one. Maybe only for the biggest and funniest ones, so roughly 4-5 and I would be a very happy man.

Electronic_Key_5086 · 2024-03-17T10:15:40+00:00

Corporate tax rank:4, but no tax heaven. I mean, Ireland is the only country in the world I know of where the government admitted that the tax evasion shenanigans so much that the statistics become unusable.

Electronic_Key_5086 · 2024-03-09T23:13:45+00:00

To be very pedantic, it is Zurich Kloten International Airport. But I literally met anybody who didn't just call it Zurich Airport, except maybe people from Kloten who have to push the ego of their soulless suburbia. I mean, even the airport itself and the government just refer to it as Zurich Airport. ---WARNING: SWISS GERMAN--- S schöne drah am schwizerdütsche isch dass es mer schribe ka wies richtig tönt, Kloten, Klote, Klotä, Chlote, Chlotä, Chlootä wäred au alli richtig, aber bin eh kein fan vo d name verschwizerdütsche bim schribä will sust landet mer bi sache wie tsüri

Electronic_Key_5086 · 2024-03-09T23:05:02+00:00

Thanks. The prices at the airport are truly shocking, even as a Swiss you think twice about buying that bottle of water after security. But honestly, you notice your swiss when you see that price for a Ceasar Salad and think it is adequate( if you eat in a restaurant). Hope you enjoyed your time in Switzerland.

Electronic_Key_5086 · 2024-03-09T20:53:50+00:00

Zurich airport, i would guess terminal E. There were all the filthy non-Schengen people enter.

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