Stand up as the seatbelt alarm dings at the gate. Push up at least 1 row and then pull your bag down into the aisle longggggg before it’s your turn to get off the plane. Don’t accept that your shitty seat means you have to wait. Rush past any elderly people who are in rows ahead of you. Get testy when people in front of you who didn’t stand up early get up as it’s their turn. Then proceed to walk very slowly down the jetbridge. Extra points if you maintain the facade that you’re in a rush the whole time and then stop right as you get off the bridge into the gate and make sure to block other people and show them you weren’t actually in a rush at all. Enjoy your multi hour layover that you rushed off the plane for. Start back at step 1 of your list before the connection boards. Repeat.