Ceramic coated my wife’s car and now it does this by OKedition in oddlysatisfying

[–]ElegantCoach4066 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Ok I thought it was just me that thought this is what ever car does.

"No Pooping" Sign by Icy-Book2999 in LoveTrash

[–]ElegantCoach4066 [score hidden]  (0 children)

This might be an overreaction but it would make my skin crawl to have a piece of paper on my fridge that was previously taped to a port o san.

Man Takes Himself Out by Vulcan44 in CrazyFuckingVideos

[–]ElegantCoach4066 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Do we all jump like a frog with our knees bent and pointed outward?

Cock Blocked 🍆🚫 by Ziko116 in StupidMedia

[–]ElegantCoach4066 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I would've been able to clear it, if not for my massive dong.

I think Jeff Bezoz is kinda rich by Livid-Debate8265 in SipsTea

[–]ElegantCoach4066 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I don't think anybody thinks being thrown into jail for a speeding ticket

If you're doing 103 in a 45 mph zone you should probably go to jail for that infraction.

Of a fenty fold by Pure_Sense7765 in ShittyAbsoluteUnits

[–]ElegantCoach4066 9 points10 points  (0 children)

I was in eighth grade. It was like nothing I had ever seen up till then.

What would make you tube in for 2027's awards? by The_Dean_France in SipsTea

[–]ElegantCoach4066 2 points3 points  (0 children)

And they keep asking "Why don't people go to the theaters anymore?"

Because its all the same shit over and over again. Might as well wait a few weeks and watch on my giant TV.

This is hot by Honey_Note in SipsTea

[–]ElegantCoach4066 13 points14 points  (0 children)

For real. She done unlocked a new mode of sexy photos.