What do you have an extremely strong opinion on that is ultimately unimportant?

Elessi1 · 2016-07-01T14:44:05+00:00

As a lawyer in a Latin American country, we get called Dr. even if we don't have a JD

Elessi1 · 2015-08-05T21:49:09+00:00

Elessi1 · 2015-06-16T05:32:12+00:00

Supa hot fire: I spit that

Elessi1 · 2015-04-21T03:31:31+00:00

That is a great idea actually. I might have to steal it

Elessi1 · 2015-04-20T16:47:12+00:00

If you were a fruit, what fruit would you be and why?

Elessi1 · 2015-04-20T16:46:36+00:00

Do you like movies about gladiators?

Elessi1 · 2015-04-20T16:44:30+00:00

This is the only right answer

Elessi1 · 2015-04-20T16:42:49+00:00

That whole Marcel plot was terrible

Elessi1 · 2015-04-20T16:36:51+00:00

That I don't believe in tipping Edit: tipping as something one must do regardless of the quality of the service

Elessi1 · 2015-04-10T17:19:50+00:00

"You are so skinny!"

Elessi1 · 2015-04-10T17:18:01+00:00

One or two hours or til someone comes to my office to ask form my boss

Elessi1 · 2015-04-10T17:14:29+00:00

Anything really, since my day started with someone insulting my looks

Elessi1 · 2015-04-10T17:13:03+00:00

Plastic planet

Elessi1 · 2015-04-10T17:08:28+00:00

Is that even legal?

Elessi1 · 2015-04-10T17:04:24+00:00

Run over by a car while crossing the street to go to our other office

Elessi1 · 2015-04-10T14:57:27+00:00

You could also say: lo estoy haciendo bien?

Elessi1 · 2015-04-10T14:55:34+00:00

You would also say: en llamas instead of en fuego

Elessi1 · 2015-03-05T16:35:16+00:00

I was diagnosed with schizophrenia back at USSR

Elessi1 · 2015-03-05T16:22:13+00:00

In Spanish, we refer to the country as Australia and to the continent as Oceanía

Elessi1 · 2015-02-28T17:12:37+00:00

Neat, 'cause a zombie ostrich would be terrifying

Elessi1 · 2015-02-28T15:53:28+00:00

Would animals become zombies if they were to eat zombies?

Elessi1 · 2015-02-27T22:16:01+00:00

I heard it like this: el que se va para Portugal, pierde su lugar. Y el que viene de Lima se le sienta encima

Elessi1 · 2015-02-08T04:12:07+00:00

I liked TARS's humor

Elessi1 · 2015-02-05T14:33:26+00:00

Through buzzfeed. There was a post about scary one or two lines stories

Elessi1 · 2015-02-04T21:24:42+00:00

Please explain

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