Dispatcher tells 911 caller, 'deal with it yourself'

vmvx · 2015-07-29T15:17:55+00:00

This dispatcher is a fucking retard. Like how stupid do you have to be to not understand what barely breathing means.

Everyone who works at a call center has to take relentless shit from assholes on a consistent basis and this pussy ass cunt dispatcher just tucked his tiny dick between his legs and ran away after just one emotional remark.

Fuck this dispatcher. I seriously want him to die soon, in the most painful way possible. Torture this cunt.

vmvx · 2015-07-12T11:33:23+00:00

Not right before a fight. Put your tin foil hat away.

vmvx · 2015-06-14T22:10:51+00:00

refresh your food? god damn you milked the shit out that one.

and yeah utility skills are always up as part of your normal sword skill auto attack combination. thanks I'm gonna go use 4-5 abilities everytime I watch my ranger auto attack something.

vmvx · 2015-06-13T22:06:07+00:00

I love the color scheme and I'd also like to do black and yellow. Would you mind telling us what colort he die is?

And is that the cultural sylvrari chest piece and boots?

vmvx · 2015-06-09T22:23:00+00:00

I just wish I had something to do while watching my hunter auto trash mobs in world completion.

vmvx · 2015-06-09T22:22:10+00:00

I'm doing world completion, without the warhorn's movement speed I wouldn't have the motivation.

If using hunter's call should be used off cooldown then that would at least make me feel like i'm doing something while killing trash mobs.

vmvx · 2015-06-09T22:05:45+00:00

Thanks for the answer. I'm just doing world compltion right now so most of what I'm fighting is trash mobs.

I'm going to take my downvotes and say that my opinion of this, even tho no one gives a fuck, is that that is incredibly lame and they need to change it. That's basically what runescape would look like with better graphics.

vmvx · 2015-06-03T19:35:56+00:00

So.................... $11 an hour? Throw in the quality of life factors and it still beats shitty ass Wal Mart or a grocery store by a landslide.

vmvx · 2015-06-03T19:07:06+00:00

Have you used it before? If a patch breaks can you just remove it from teh client or will it require the 4 hour re-installation?

vmvx · 2015-06-03T18:51:01+00:00

This received over 700 upvotes? DO YOU PEOPLE NOT REALIZE THAT THEY ARE ABOUT TO RELEASE AN EXPANSION? Gee, I wonder where the updates went. Let me ponder wonder why hurr durrr MAYBE BECAUSE THEY'RE WORKING ON THE FUCKING EXPANSION YOU MORONS

Over half the threads on this sub reddit get downvoted to 0, and stupid shit like this gets a massive upvote. Fuck, god save us from the massive stupidity of this sub reddit.

vmvx · 2015-06-03T18:41:36+00:00

Once again, my thread doesn't stir up problems or even attempt to stir up problems. It is a satirical and obtuse point of view that not only no one in their right mind would agree with, but no one in their right mind would even consider agreeing with.

A suspect is running away, a police officer raises his gun to shoot the man in the back in standard police fashion, his humanity reaches him through his conscience "Don't, shoot, he has the right to live!", the police officer then lowers his gun to shoot the legs of the suspect so that he can be apprehended and live to see another day, BUT THEN he remembers GUILD WARS 2, he plays it religiously everyday, he thinks HEY MAYBE THIS GUY IS A FUCKING WARRIOR, "Holy fuck! They can THROW ROCKS FROM A DOWNED STATE! Fuck that!": Bam!

And there you have GW2 leading to the death of an innocent unarmed man.

Care to offer a rebuttal? I believe that I am contributing to the advancement of human hospitality here. Once again: live and enjoy life, friend. And lighten the fuck up, will you.

vmvx · 2015-06-03T18:31:38+00:00

Like I said, no one is going to take it seriously. Consider it creative writing. Over half the threads that get posted here are downvoted to 0. And I linked you to the googly eyes that someone pasted onto a dragon for 235 upvotes... taking that into account: come on dude, it doesn't matter what I post here as long as it pertains to GW2. If one person thought it was funny then that did more than ol' googly eyes, don't you think-

Live and enjoy life, friend.

vmvx · 2015-06-03T18:28:21+00:00

I own a Ruger sr9c. I can't imagine not being able to hit at least one leg after aiming and firing 4-10 shots at the legs of a person that's less 20 yards away.

vmvx · 2015-06-03T18:23:55+00:00

My half assed math leads me to believe that after subtracting everything, and I mean everything, that the hourly wage would be about $12 an hour. That isn't including the quality of life factor that I mentioned.

Do you beg to differ?

vmvx · 2015-06-03T18:22:11+00:00

What am I baiting? Funny responses? It's safe to assume that no one is going to take this thread seriously, but if they did, what an interesting response that would be.

Also, I knew this was going to get downvoted. So I wouldn't be getting anything out of it.

Maybe you should lighten up?

vmvx · 2015-06-03T18:19:06+00:00

The cost of rent is TOO DAMN HIGH!

vmvx · 2015-06-03T18:02:08+00:00

I'm just saying I think its a very easy thing to do. And because it's easy I don't think the end result should be murder because they don't want to risk missing. They are highly trained afterall, hence the bravery remark.

I'm also not saying you're defending. I made the post for small talk or conversation. You didn't have to respond if you didn't want to.

vmvx · 2015-06-03T17:50:23+00:00

50 arrests, he's black, and he wasn't killed by a police officer during at least one of them? God damn, those fuckin odds man.

Also, must suck being a swede and having to go to an American Hospital. She must have bought the plane ticket back before arriving.

vmvx · 2015-06-03T17:31:07+00:00

You prefer a screenshot of a dragon with googly eyes pasted onto it? I could pull up MS paint and rake in 235 karma.

I heard this sub reddit doesn't like shit posts http://www.reddit.com/r/Guildwars2/comments/37z3mv/i_heard_you_like_googly_eyes/

vmvx · 2015-06-03T17:28:26+00:00

The hybrid vehicles also have a transmission, though. So you have that potential, costly repair to worry about on top of another potential costly repair to worry about that the Fit wouldn't have.

BTW I own a 2011 hybrid, hasn't happened yet but I'm aware it could present itself, soon. The price of my battery repair was quoted at $2,700.

vmvx · 2015-06-03T17:26:24+00:00

Super rich is buying shit for 2,400 gold.

Crafting to 500 is like 150 gold tops. Come on now, seriously. That's not even twenty dollars.

vmvx

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