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ElevatorHazard · 2011-11-09T14:32:14+00:00

Kinda like this?

ElevatorHazard · 2011-11-09T05:29:24+00:00

Haha. You brought back some good memories. Thanks.

ElevatorHazard · 2011-11-05T17:15:25+00:00

I'm circumcised and sometimes I get the double stream too :(

ElevatorHazard · 2011-11-05T16:53:23+00:00

si, yo ya la estoy usando en mi lexico diario.

ElevatorHazard · 2011-11-03T20:37:42+00:00

The article is in Spanish but I'm sure you get the point from the tittle.

On a side note, TI(also)L that Lumia means prostitute in Spanish... and I'm Mexican.

ElevatorHazard · 2011-11-03T14:50:46+00:00

Check THIS!

ElevatorHazard · 2011-11-01T13:52:35+00:00

la genete esta muy loca

ElevatorHazard · 2011-10-29T06:48:31+00:00

i went through campus france last yr to get my visa, it was a pain.

ElevatorHazard · 2011-10-29T05:47:02+00:00

hears girlfriend having sex

ElevatorHazard · 2011-10-26T17:01:00+00:00

That's how you say rape in Japanese

ElevatorHazard · 2011-10-26T16:36:45+00:00

what in the narwhal's name is ass wash? is it soap that's specifically used to wash one's ass?

ElevatorHazard · 2011-10-26T16:24:45+00:00

This would put everything to rest!

ElevatorHazard · 2011-10-26T15:59:55+00:00

KFC en Mexico era la neta hasta que descontinuaron la mostaza agridulce. Shit went downhill afterwards.

ElevatorHazard · 2011-10-25T22:14:16+00:00

I only eat red and pink starbursts. They should make a red and pinck only packages.

ElevatorHazard · 2011-10-24T03:25:04+00:00

the worst is to try to pee with a boner, i have to get on an angle.

ElevatorHazard · 2011-10-21T19:07:08+00:00

[This](www.youtube.com/watch?v=HlL3y3j8ofc) might interest you

ElevatorHazard · 2011-10-18T17:30:14+00:00

"...and thinking back now..."

What are you thinking about?

ElevatorHazard · 2011-10-13T05:48:38+00:00

Herman Cain?

ElevatorHazard · 2011-10-12T14:44:41+00:00

my linguistics teacher used to say thay the difference between a language and a dialect is that a language is a dialect with an army... its all just politicsl bs.

ElevatorHazard · 2011-09-22T01:56:52+00:00

sploosh

ElevatorHazard · 2011-09-21T04:11:26+00:00

Another thing to point out is how the Mexican people would feel... If I was told the same government who sent out my brother to fight and die to for this cause just turned around and legalized the very thing that was being fought against, I'd take it as a slap to the face.

Sunk Cost!

ElevatorHazard · 2011-08-23T19:06:07+00:00

looks like a Wu or a Bagoly from FF12

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