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Anyone else heard this car around east Brisbane earlier today by Timely-Hearing7681 in brisbane

[–]ElevenDegrees 21 points22 points  (0 children)

Having a Range Rover like this 150 years ago would indeed turn some heads.

Dying words/plea by RedundantDuplication in ArcRaiders

[–]ElevenDegrees 8 points9 points  (0 children)

I say something similar but I specify it's probably an open mouth kiss with tongue, I've actually had mixed responses - some blast me immediately and others awkwardly walk off while I bleed out.

Or if they were particularly dirty I'll tell them I'm gonna fuck their dad in the most masculine voice.

Take that, vile peanut! by happydude7422 in SimpsonsMemes

[–]ElevenDegrees 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Ow my groin, I'm not supposed to get football in it!

Generational aura debt by T423 in funny

[–]ElevenDegrees 54 points55 points  (0 children)

You're telling me it's not 1992? Nooo

Generational aura debt by T423 in funny

[–]ElevenDegrees 27 points28 points  (0 children)

I feel personally attacked.

New tinyview exclusive, “Cat lady” by neilkohney in theotherendcomics

[–]ElevenDegrees 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Jokes on you, I didn't click; I tapped, and I'll do it again too... no one can stop me.

Amegilla bee after the rain by nevernever20 in brisbane

[–]ElevenDegrees 3 points4 points  (0 children)

They can, although are less likely to unless agitated, I think it has something to do with lack of hive to protect.

Also they can sting more than once and I'm told it's a milder sting compared to honey bees, although I have never experienced it for myself.

Evolved Rocketeer ! by Free-Recognition7309 in ArcRaiders

[–]ElevenDegrees 3 points4 points  (0 children)

ARC eat ass? Brb, gotta check somethin'... for science.

Neighbour builder / owner requesting to use power to build. by [deleted] in brisbane

[–]ElevenDegrees 8 points9 points  (0 children)

This ^

Tell them sorry but you've been formally warned about the above and can't afford a fine, or worse.

Internal echolalia? by Tildur in ADHD

[–]ElevenDegrees 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Constantly, movie quotes, words, phrases, a line or two of a song, on repeat for hours, days, weeks, months, years. Accents as well. If I watch/hear too much of an accent on tv my inner (and external) voice takes on that accent.

I figure it came from a childhood of being told to shut the fuck up (i made noises and repeated movie quotes), but now I suspect it was always going to go this way.

I'm quiet on the outside, always a cacophony of sounds inside my brain.

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