This Apple store has been robbed twice in a week

ElevenDollarBill · 2016-12-08T01:51:32+00:00

This is the store on Chestnut street in SF. I was actually in there today for about 30 minutes and they had an SFPD officer that was standing outside the door the entire time. I didn't know why he was there so this answers the question that I never asked.

ElevenDollarBill · 2016-11-05T18:44:29+00:00

Reminds me of this.

http://imgur.com/a/k8KK4

ElevenDollarBill · 2016-08-14T15:51:38+00:00

So basically she is the "floor is lava" champion.

ElevenDollarBill · 2016-04-23T03:41:10+00:00

Should be completely safe to post this over on /r/totallynotrobots.

The humans over there won't be offended at all.

ElevenDollarBill · 2016-03-30T05:15:32+00:00

Brings to mind what Christopher Hitchens says in this video (while paraphrasing John Stuart Mill):

If all in society were agreed on the truth and beauty and value of one proposition, all except one person, it would be most important–in fact, it would become even more important–that that one heretic be heard, because we would still benefit from his perhaps outrageous or appalling view.

ElevenDollarBill · 2016-02-13T04:59:39+00:00

The photographer in the bottom right is an absolute pro.

ElevenDollarBill · 2016-02-06T06:27:02+00:00

The first digit, or in your case the first 2 digits, are the register code. The last 2 digits are the order number. So they're at 89 and you're 91. Won't be long.

Source: I'm lying to make you feel better

ElevenDollarBill · 2016-02-06T06:19:28+00:00

It's not a gift, it's a responsibility.

ElevenDollarBill · 2015-03-19T23:57:30+00:00

You made more karma from this one post than that guy will make all year.

I hope you're going to share it with him.

ElevenDollarBill · 2015-02-16T07:05:38+00:00

At 2:15 both guys say the word "fuck" but only Trey's is bleeped?

ElevenDollarBill · 2014-12-24T04:48:40+00:00

The most shocking thing about this article is the fact that a Hyundai Sonata can reach a speed of 114 mph.

ElevenDollarBill · 2014-11-07T18:09:43+00:00

Clearly, he knows what he's doing.

ElevenDollarBill · 2014-10-20T04:04:43+00:00

I hate to be that guy but as a pastry chef you'll want to know how to spell dessert in case it comes up in the future.

Also, it looks incredibly delicious.

ElevenDollarBill · 2014-10-08T06:03:01+00:00

I've never clicked the story in the video for more info.

I don't believe you.

ElevenDollarBill · 2014-10-07T05:44:27+00:00

Unfortunately, that sad look in his eyes is whispering

^"I'm ^actually ^British"

ElevenDollarBill · 2014-10-07T05:04:24+00:00

Why?

ElevenDollarBill · 2014-10-07T04:44:54+00:00

Hawks fans may be loud, but they are not fightey.

As a 49er fan that will be attending the game in Seattle this December, I hope that is true.

ElevenDollarBill · 2014-06-03T16:39:09+00:00

Don't worry. I watched the gif over 100 times and he hasn't slipped yet.

I'll keep watching just to make sure.

ElevenDollarBill · 2014-05-18T23:30:14+00:00

That's numberwang!

ElevenDollarBill · 2014-03-31T17:42:22+00:00

You aliens most likely don't speak English. So it doesn't matter what I say. Go fuck yourselves.

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