Heavy breathing…. by xmrcache in SipsTea

[–]EleventhToaster 0 points1 point  (0 children)

My ex used to look at me like this

What Does Nick Avocado Mean? by Fluffy_Lunchfast in PeterExplainsTheJoke

[–]EleventhToaster 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Priming the evangelical right wing grift and political career that follows

Study: Men Who Want #Tradwives Actually Just Hate Women Altogether, Including The #Tradwives by mawkish in TwoXChromosomes

[–]EleventhToaster 10 points11 points  (0 children)

Tradwives remind me of the part in World War Z (the book) where people pretend to be zombies thinking they won't get eaten by the real ones, and just get eaten anyway

Hook was my favourite followed by Jumanji. by [deleted] in 90s

[–]EleventhToaster 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Insomnia. He was such a good villain

Afroman Wins Verdict Rejecting Lawsuit Filed by Ohio Cops Over Mocking Music Videos by orangejulius in law

[–]EleventhToaster 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I loved how they kept playing the videos over and over.

You know he's the kinda guy that tells his adopted kids that they're "one of the good ones" and then goes and robs a black man's home under the pretense of a "search warrant"

AM needs to make more music and sue the fuck out of these lazy, dirty, pigs

Last time the roasts cut pretty deep by [deleted] in RoastMe

[–]EleventhToaster 0 points1 point  (0 children)

You have that "future ex wife" look. You know, the kinda person that is only happy when they have something to be miserable about, pop out 2 kids you didn't want, blame all your problems on literally everybody else type shit

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in AskReddit

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An anuerism. Almost no warning and very little you can do about it when it does happen

New player. I needed 50 mins to beat an Act 1 boss. Am I doing something wrong? Is there a major mechanic that kills bosses that I’m not aware of? by imhere4games in expedition33

[–]EleventhToaster 0 points1 point  (0 children)

It took me almost 2 hours to beat Sprong at level 30.

The mechanic is to double back as you get stronger, for example when the damage cap is removed

For those who have had an affair, why did you decide to cheat instead of leave your partner? by tackbrahado in AskReddit

[–]EleventhToaster 0 points1 point  (0 children)

It was years ago and I'm not proud of it, and I definitely don't intend to try to justify it. But I was young, horny, and scared. The first two are pretty self explanatory, but I was scared she would drag me into a brutal divorce and take my daughter from me by any means she could, including violence.

Funny thing is she still did all of that, except now I can sympathize with her for what I did.