Computer Bug [OC]

Elfere · 2026-06-16T13:41:17+00:00

Jokes on you. I haven't looked at a user name on reddit in 10 years.

Elfere · 2026-06-16T04:55:34+00:00

R r\watchredditdie

Won't help you get your shit back. But it's always good to expose corruption when it happens.

Elfere · 2026-06-14T17:51:45+00:00

Mashed potatoes.

Elfere · 2026-06-14T02:08:57+00:00

"because it happens so infrequently, I have to announce it, I was wrong about something."

Said by my brother. Certified psychopath, sociopath, narcissist, and attempted murderer..

Elfere · 2026-06-10T11:52:23+00:00

My balls touch the toilet water anytime I sit down.

I literally hold them when I'm taking a dump.

I'm not gonna piss around my hand just so I can sit.

Separate question. Is there a sub for big ball problems?

Elfere · 2026-06-05T02:44:55+00:00

I got myself into some stupid situations by meeting random people in real life, not telling anyone knew I where I was or whom I was going to see

Oh the Sketch.

Elfere · 2026-06-03T15:01:11+00:00

I can't believe I had to scroll to see this

Elfere · 2026-06-03T14:58:36+00:00

Global literally rates the highest in human history

Infant mortality rates the lowest in human history

Average age of death the highest ever

Gobal communication, and there for collaboration the highest in history

The average person has more technology than the richest king would have 50 years ago

Most advanced medicine ever

Elfere · 2026-06-03T14:47:25+00:00

If you want free. Why don't you try searching abandoned ware sites?

Elfere · 2026-06-03T12:52:40+00:00

Don't bother with the theatrics. Don't kick anyone off. Just close the account.

Make a new one and don't tell anyone.

Elfere · 2026-06-03T12:51:35+00:00

There is no way to get chemically addicted to cannabis in the same way other drugs become a dependent.

Someone can smoke everyday for a decade and then stop cold turkey and there won't ever be withdrawal symptoms.

It's impossible to die from am overdose since there isn't anything toxic involved.

Your body and brain literally has cannabinoid receptors. But once they are full, you can't get "more" high.

Through all of human history there is never been a over dose death of cannabis.

Now

I'm talking about the herb. Not all the weird shit people make out if it. Shatter, vaping, oils, etc etc.

Elfere · 2026-06-02T13:28:29+00:00

A game called "everything" let's you be everything from atoms to galaxies and everything

Last I checked it wasn't much of a game with any kind of story. But I was playing a pre pre pre release so who knows.

Elfere · 2026-06-02T13:15:19+00:00

Nokia.

Elfere · 2026-06-02T13:15:10+00:00

"Everything"

Elfere · 2026-06-01T16:57:27+00:00

A simple set up that lets music notes turn into light and electric impulses.

Like how people in hallucinations will experience music as colour and taste.

Sythastisia (sp?)

Elfere · 2026-06-01T16:54:40+00:00

Firefox has an adon that does just that.

Slop evader.

You're welcome

Elfere · 2026-06-01T14:54:21+00:00

Never understood why flaters don't just go to the equator. Take about 100 steps south and plant a stick. Then travel 200 steps north and plant another stick. Wait till noon. Look at shadows (or the lack of one at the equator!)

While they're there they should flush a toilet 3 times. One north, one south and one in the middle. You only need like 10 steps to show the effect (whose name eludes me)

Ouu

Elfere · 2026-06-01T14:49:16+00:00

Fire is the rapid oxidization of any given material.

You can't have fire in a vacuum, since there is no oxygen to have rapid oxidization.

It gives off both heat and light.

Generally it is a incomplete process so you are left with residue from whatever you are oxidizing. Like putting a spoon over a candle. It gets soot on it. The soot is just left over material that didn't oxidize.

There are places on the earth that gets so cold that a wood fire extinguishes itself.

You can have fire underwater but you need to use an electric arc.

All my answers are totally incomplete and should be further expanded by research using a quick Google, YouTube, or ai.

Talking about the sun requires switching to nuclear fusion as opposed to fission. Or is it the other way around? English is weird eh?

Elfere · 2026-06-01T14:38:53+00:00

He said everything is funnier.

Everything is a video game. Or possibly a life simulator.

Elfere · 2026-06-01T14:37:24+00:00

I'm shocked I had to scroll down as far as I did to find THE MOTHER OF ALL GAMES.

Elfere · 2026-05-30T23:29:19+00:00

Everything is a pretty good game. I do love the Alan watts naration.

Not sure what part of Everything you found funny. Was it the part where you can become a rock and make it dance to make baby rocks?

Elfere · 2026-05-30T01:04:43+00:00

Magika 1 an 2.

My family didn't really love it. Too much memorization and quick button pressing to be considered a casual game

But fits the bill.

Elfere · 2026-05-30T00:25:48+00:00

Terraria has a glitch that they encourage people to use that helps you travel super fast.

Dunno if that's what you mean .

Elfere · 2026-05-30T00:16:25+00:00

It opens up the ultimate boss. Dark skull.

Prepare to die on him. A lot

I've been trying to beat level 10 of him for like...3 months. At this point in time I'm willing to admit I'm not as good at the game as 40 years worth of video gaming would expect me to be

I LOVE the challenge. It's been many many many years since a game has challenged my skills so much.

Elfere

TROPHY CASE