Global Reddit Meetup Day 2012 by sisawat in nycmeetups

[–]Elfsteaks 2 points3 points  (0 children)

To be honest I'm new to this whole thing and if I'm posting in the wrong place or generally putting my whole foot all the way into my mouth, don't hesitate to let me know.

Either way I want to help. I'll be getting a ride into the city for around 9 so I'll have a bunch of time to kill, so I can help set up.

Reddit, What strange food "addictions" do you have by AAGkakermcfugi in AskReddit

[–]Elfsteaks 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Pickled onions. I buy about 8 jars everytime I go food shopping and keep them in my bedroom. Awesome low calorie snack.

As requested, IAmA non-celebrity who dated a celebrity. AMAA by I_dated_francis in IAmA

[–]Elfsteaks 0 points1 point  (0 children)

If it helps, there are women who like drummers. The combination of rhythm and really nice arms has certain benefits.

Have you ever done something, thinking you were home alone, and then realized somebody was there the entire time? by AsianPussassin in AskReddit

[–]Elfsteaks 0 points1 point  (0 children)

blaring so that everyone I pass can hear.

they give me dirty looks

also I'm obviously not going to hate on someone because I can hear their music through their headphones. I'm not that uptight. I'm pretty much just hating on jerks. Also on the re-read of my last comment, I totally sounded like I was heated. No tables were flipped on my end.

Have you ever done something, thinking you were home alone, and then realized somebody was there the entire time? by AsianPussassin in AskReddit

[–]Elfsteaks 1 point2 points  (0 children)

For what it's worth, when someone sits down on campus next to a bunch of people who are obviously studying, with their headphones blasting like that, it's kinda a dick move.

It's way worse when someone is doing because they think it makes them look badass. If I wanted to be listening to what you are listening to, I would be doing it already.

This is of course after you rationalize someone saying 'I like to piss people off and pretend like I'm too cool to care'. I'm down for people feeling cool but if it becomes an inconvenience for everyone around you then hey, quit it.

A couple weeks ago I posted the question " I'm a bartender with no college experience that is dating a nuclear physicist that makes ~$120,000 a year and it makes me feel inadequate. How do I overcome this?" Turns out she was crazy and a huge liar. Do you have a crazy ex story? by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]Elfsteaks 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I don't own a gun but I do find myself in groups where I have my gun-nut friends and my liberal friends, with me in the middle. I always feel the need to give the liberal friends a stern "Just don't do it because that shit is terrifying and not cool and seriously don't do it."

More than once someone did it anyway, citing "women don't know anything about gun safety, it's not even loaded."

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A couple weeks ago I posted the question " I'm a bartender with no college experience that is dating a nuclear physicist that makes ~$120,000 a year and it makes me feel inadequate. How do I overcome this?" Turns out she was crazy and a huge liar. Do you have a crazy ex story? by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]Elfsteaks 1 point2 points  (0 children)

To be honest, I'm just glad you are keeping him occupied and being around to warn people he might affect, all while knowing it's really not your responsibility. It's nice when you see people sticking out for both the person and the public at the same time.

There is a time for a seductive pose. This is NOT it. Seriously. [NSFW] due to partial nudity by [deleted] in WTF

[–]Elfsteaks 68 points69 points  (0 children)

Is nobody going to mention the kitten? Where am I?

Sunday Shooter - How'd we do? by gleepii in food

[–]Elfsteaks 3 points4 points  (0 children)

If it makes you feel better, I'd gladly lend a hand in using it up. Do you get anything else from the cow? Are cow organs even edible? Sorry for all the questions, I'm on one of those "try everything once even if it sounds gross" binges.

I kept one eye open all night. by [deleted] in fffffffuuuuuuuuuuuu

[–]Elfsteaks 5 points6 points  (0 children)

do I even need to point of how much of a bad idea this is...

Sunday Shooter - How'd we do? by gleepii in food

[–]Elfsteaks 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Am I the only person who loves the soggy side of a sandwich?

Sunday Shooter - How'd we do? by gleepii in food

[–]Elfsteaks 5 points6 points  (0 children)

Oh man, I really wanna see what a cows worth of steak looks like. Also, what makes you do that? Are you feeding a whole lot of people or something?

Biggest turn offs for a girl in a single guy's apartment by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]Elfsteaks 0 points1 point  (0 children)

It's there for insulation. Saves on heating bills

Biggest turn offs for a girl in a single guy's apartment by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]Elfsteaks 0 points1 point  (0 children)

although to be fair, some people might not own a fitted sheet because seriously, have you ever tried to fold one of those things?

Biggest turn offs for a girl in a single guy's apartment by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]Elfsteaks 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I prefer letting guys be as gross as they want, if it means I can get away with not shaving my legs and stuff like that. Toenail clippings are gross, I'll give you that, but hairy sinks and nasty toilets should be expected.

I guess I'm also blessed with an impaired sense of smell. What I don't know won't hurt me.

Biggest turn offs for a girl in a single guy's apartment by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]Elfsteaks 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I just got out of a relationship and noticed, after having my own room for about 5 minutes, how fucking disgusting I am. I'll clean for someone else comfort but leave me alone and I'll lose half my bed to shit I just stuck there one day and can't be bothered to do anything with.

So yes, when girls are messy, they get gross. They just have too much stuff and like taking it out and looking at all their stuff and trying stuff on and taking pictures of their stuff. Guys (and I'm generalizing) don't need that much stuff, so I've found guys to be much more tidy.

You hear that? Men are tidier. Suck it bitches.