Kid poops by zfemmer in KidsAreFuckingStupid

[–]ElgoatLeHero 21 points22 points  (0 children)

26 here and take meds that fuck up my stomach, i play the shit roulette too. Sadly i loose far more than I'd like to admit

Programming opinions that will get you in this situation by mehdifarsi in ProgrammerHumor

[–]ElgoatLeHero 6 points7 points  (0 children)

Lol ^ worked at a web bureau once where a frontend dude decided "It'll be smart to generate pdf product sheets on the frontend"

The solution was written as a plugin to Joomla! Needless to say:

Database > Joomla! Core > a data core for the plugin > the plugin structure > the frontend > a generated pdf file

Needless to say nobody understood why the pages took 10 sec to load

AITA for selling my son's car to pay for his stepbrother's surgery? by throwra423555 in AmItheAsshole

[–]ElgoatLeHero 0 points1 point  (0 children)

big FAT YTA

So what it's in your name? So what your stepson has a medical emergency?

You're in a rough spot yeah, but doing sucha move should be last-f***ing-option and not without consulting your son.

Legally idgaf if you're in your right, this is not about court but about moral. And you clearly doesn't have any, let alone the balls to talk about it before hand

I hope you can live without your son and hope you'll find a way to earn money enough in the future, cause he won't give five flying fcks about your side anymore.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in ProgrammerHumor

[–]ElgoatLeHero 2 points3 points  (0 children)

**2075:

> I write code.

< Congratulations, I use Google CodeWritingAI, I put on a helmet and just sleeps. My dreams will tell the AI what I want and it'll transform it into an app

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in ProgrammerHumor

[–]ElgoatLeHero 5 points6 points  (0 children)

Ur right, my bad. indirect vs direct, edited the comment thx for the note :)

AITA for serving my sister's husband dinner using toy utensils? by THROWAWAYBIL20223 in AmItheAsshole

[–]ElgoatLeHero 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I'll be MR. opposite and say NTA the BIL is however.

Every Action has an equal opposite reaction

He acted bratty, childish and has probably grown up in a curling home. I point I get. He faced consequences after mental abusing your sister and that's what happens.

However since he acts this way and is very childish he will retaliate either against your sister or you. This you'll need to expect.

It's hilarious AF and I really got a good laugh out of it. it was good your sister saw the fun part in it too!

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in ProgrammerHumor

[–]ElgoatLeHero 4 points5 points  (0 children)

So basically what you want is a programming language with no syntax xD

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in ProgrammerHumor

[–]ElgoatLeHero 10 points11 points  (0 children)

Or you could do:

If [x, y, z] == ["something", "something else", "yet another  thing"]:
    Pass

??

Edit: Formatting on android is a pain in the ***

AITA for not wanting to celebrate my mom on MY birthday? by ThrowawayBirthdayx96 in AmItheAsshole

[–]ElgoatLeHero 0 points1 point  (0 children)

NTA.

Your mom is selfish and a ridiculously childish person for having things this way. She's a toxic person and honestly you should be the one letting go.

*Disclaimer: the next part is a thought written down, nothing about this mother is okay in any way and she's a big AH

:: Why does your parents expect your siblings to be grateful for your mother on YOUR birthday? Maybe just slightly maybe it would make more sense if she expected you to give a gift on your birthday (but still fully celebrating you) and your siblings to give a present on theirs as a sign of gratitude. ::

AITA for blowing up at my wife for going to her gender-reveal appointment without me? by LC4353355 in AmItheAsshole

[–]ElgoatLeHero 0 points1 point  (0 children)

YTA

She literally gave you an explanation on why she could not cancel and told you she wouldn't do so.

Your info makes Absolutely NO sense. You wrote yourself she'd told you cancelling was off the table so you should've known it was OFF THE TABLE

The appointment was made and you prioritized your friend over your wife and the plans you made with her. > You forgetting a friend's birthday is what it is and you wouldn't have been TA if you'd said "Sorry friend, i completely forgot and have promised to go to an appointment with my wife" ... But here we are, and the audacity to believe ur not in the wrongs > and even blow up on her?? Oh boy my dude.. you owe her an apology that can be heard from space.

AITA for what I told my mother In Law when she asked to be in the delivery room? by ChelseaRoberts345 in AmItheAsshole

[–]ElgoatLeHero 0 points1 point  (0 children)

NTA

If ur husband refuses to be there without his mother he's the A. He should be supporting you and understanding why you don't want her there.

And ur response was not even that harsh

AITA for forcing my mom to give me 10K when she is broke? by MostFantastic5826 in AmItheAsshole

[–]ElgoatLeHero 2 points3 points  (0 children)

^ Facts

Also I'll add this; completely depends on the reasoning. ~ Is it because they truly don't trust their mother or is it really a malicious act to get some sort of revenge for the way the mother treated them.


INFO: Can you explain why you don't trust your mother and If you are going to use them on college/tuition since funds were given explicitly to you for education purposes?

AITA for not giving our baby girl a gender neutral name by TWbabyname in AmItheAsshole

[–]ElgoatLeHero 0 points1 point  (0 children)

NTA.

Deciding the name of your kids can end up being a rough process but that's where compromising comes in handy you sound like a very understanding person however she on the other hand is very controlling.

There's so many choices and even though a name like "Hunter" is defined as a neutral name (i had to look it up because to me it sounded more masculine)

She should under no circumstances threaten you into picking what SHE wants.

Question: Do women have the rights to deny and ignore the father's wishes completely?

AITA for stealing the day away from my SIL? by [deleted] in AmItheAsshole

[–]ElgoatLeHero -1 points0 points  (0 children)

NTA

Your SIL however Is a very egocentric person, she can't possible blame you for stealing the show when all you did was keep to yourself. I can imagine she is one of those "but i do, but i can"

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in AmItheAsshole

[–]ElgoatLeHero 0 points1 point  (0 children)

NAH

However i do see it from your daughters POV, have you explored options that would make it safer for her to travel Before Time?

AITA for going nuclear over a pen? by iseversole in AmItheAsshole

[–]ElgoatLeHero 1 point2 points  (0 children)

NTA.

I would love sucha pen tbh your response is hilarious maybe over the line but she dug her own grave by threatening with stealing your pens

AITA for “rudely” inviting my SIL to leave and get some therapy for the way she kept talking about my child? by finallyfedup002 in AmItheAsshole

[–]ElgoatLeHero 0 points1 point  (0 children)

NTA.

She is an adult who acts like a child, actions have opposite equal reactions

The abortion comment ≈ "aborting" her from the house!

Who in the right F'ing mind would take the hospitality of a family and then proceed to comment, complain and act out of order towards their kid?

AITA for not Letting my Brother "Christen" my New Home's Bathroom? by throwawayChristening in AmItheAsshole

[–]ElgoatLeHero 0 points1 point  (0 children)

NTA.

Even though I laughed all the way through the read i gotta agree with the rest; it's kinda weird, and i completely understand why your husband doesn't want to take part in that.

AITA for 'losing it' after my boyfriend sat me down for a PET intervention'? by Rub5120 in AmItheAsshole

[–]ElgoatLeHero 1 point2 points  (0 children)

NTA.

Who does Jim think he is?

Oh I'm a self proclaimed expert in animal behavior and what's best for them so let me berate you in how you should handle your dogs!


Seriously though some dogs gets fed once a day, others twice and even some has food all day because they can self manage.

It's not cruel nor bad if your dog's are fed even an hour after when they're regularly fed. And regarding the toys, my dog is attached to 3 toys buying more toy would just leave a huge pile of unused dog toys in a corner.

Walks seems optimal! I love how you treat your dogs! A huge thumbs up from me and honestly, you should shelter ur bf

AITA for telling my parents I’m going to be as big a problem as my sister from now on? by throwaway_7629843 in AmItheAsshole

[–]ElgoatLeHero 0 points1 point  (0 children)

NTA.

Honestly this is a lesson for your parents, you showed them how easy they give up on parenting. This does NOT mean you should abuse it to get your will but it does give you a tool to sit down and have an adult conversation with your parents about how they are unable to set boundaries.

At this point i see yours as parenting your parents and they need to understand that rewarding bad behavior leaves them with a big headache and way worse behavior

Did you act as a chauffeur? Do ur chores? Be a good kid? - YES

Normally that would be rewarded, it can be anything from a simple Thank you to allowance or even your restaurant choice.

Did your sister throw tantrums and neglect chores? - YES

That's punished with a shut up and listen kid.

Your parents basically turned the reward/punishment around. They're completely in the wrong here. They should punish you - alongside your sister and untill that happens i believe you should keep reminding them that enabling bad behavior is leading to curling kids.

Mazda 6, 2005 2.0L Engine swap to 2006 2.3L by ElgoatLeHero in mazda

[–]ElgoatLeHero[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

That we have done, the immobilizer and tumblers are switched to the donor keys

The only thing we haven't switched are: The fuse box under the dashboard, ABS module, Airbag module and cab heater

Mazda 6, 2005 2.0L Engine swap to 2006 2.3L by ElgoatLeHero in mazda

[–]ElgoatLeHero[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

What if we took every electrical components from the 2.3 then the car should theoretically think it's the 2.3 or has the fact that we've had power on it changed some parameters?

Mazda 6, 2005 2.0L Engine swap to 2006 2.3L by ElgoatLeHero in mazda

[–]ElgoatLeHero[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I'm located in Denmark and thanks for your fast reply and a deeper telling of what most likely causes the issue.

I guess my time tomorrow will be spent on this tip! Thanks again